WEEKLY WHINE

Enhanced similarity

Last week, 104 Men’s World Cup qualifying matches were played. They were all played in order.

Naturally, we provided extensive coverage of all of these matches over on GoobNet Football, so you do not need to view any television coverage of these matches. You don’t need to watch any highlights, or look at any photo galleries, or see any studio analysis that explains in detail how and why Mali held Morocco to a goalless draw when just four days earlier they had lost to the very same opponent 6-0.

However, if for some reason you find yourself wanting to view television coverage of these matches, then you should view the television coverage that is available on the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network. On the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network, we feature live programming that comes from a satellite and uses television. This live programming that comes from a satellite and uses television is occasionally interspersed with prerecorded programming that comes from a satellite and uses television.

So, we invite you to use your television to view our live and/​or prerecorded programming that comes from our satellite in order to learn about how the Men’s World Cup qualifying campaign is going. You will see the below stories receive a great deal of attention.

Note that next week, the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television network will begin an extensive series that takes a long hard look at the phrase “very same”. We will explore what it means for two things to be the “very same” instead of just the “same”, and we will speak to experts all around the world of words in an effort to understand why two things are never the “slightly same” or “somewhat same”. That’s all coming up next week on the GoobNet Satellite Programming Live Using Television Network.

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SOUTH AFRICA-SENEGAL MATCH ANNULLED
Referee found guilty of match manipulation, ordered to referee Blatter-Platini boxing match

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SYRIA TO FACE AUSTRALIA IN PLAYOFF
Syria set record for best home record for home 7,000 km away

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SAUDI ARABIA RETURN TO MEN’S WORLD CUP
Last qualification during first season of How I Met Your Mother

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BELGIUM QUALIFY FOR 13TH MEN’S WORLD CUP
But Poland are better; FIFA rankings don’t lie

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COULD ARGENTINA, CHILE MISS MEN’S WORLD CUP?
Luis Suárez advises players: Better start biting now

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CAMEROON, ALGERIA OUT OF MEN’S WORLD CUP CONTENTION
Lions not so indomitable, Foxes not so fennecy

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UNITED STATES, PANAMA PREPARE FOR CRUCIAL MATCH
Trump threatens to build wall across canal if US do not qualify

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NETHERLANDS’ MEN’S WORLD CUP PLACE IN PERIL
Bright side: Edvard may actually come in to work during tournament