WEEKLY WHINE

Comments regarding recent rumours

We here at GoobNet wish to make the following announcements and clarifications:

• Wen is not running for the presidency of the US Soccer Federation.
• Edvard is not running for the presidency of the Royal Dutch Football Association.
• GoobNet is not yet endorsing anyone for the presidency of the US Soccer Federation.
• GoobNet is not yet endorsing anyone for the presidency of the Royal Dutch Football Association.
• GoobNet is definitely not endorsing Sunil Gulati for the presidency of the US Soccer Federation.
• GoobNet is not entirely sure who Michael van Praag is or what he has accomplished, but on the advice of Edvard, we are definitely not endorsing him for the presidency of the Royal Dutch Football Association.