MON 08 APR 2019

STATEMENT REGARDING THE STATUS OF THE WEEKLY WHINE

“That’s completely untrue.” Discover just how many factual errors there are in our Statement Regarding the Status of the Weekly Whine.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line, Administrivia

MON 23 OCT 2017

COMMENTS REGARDING RECENT RUMOURS

“GoobNet is not yet endorsing anyone for the presidency of the Royal Dutch Football Association.” Tell Reg to make up his damn mind already in Comments Regarding Recent Rumours.

Keywords: Sport, Support, Administrivia, Football, United States, Netherlands

MON 04 APR 2016

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTES FOR APR 2016

“Why not join in today and begin imploding?” Avoid the obvious but wrong answer in the Administrative Notes for APR 2016.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

MON 18 JAN 2016

THE HORIZONTAL RULE: AN APOLOGY

“More importantly, it was not cool. Not in the slightest.” Finally come across a Support category entry that actually supports you in The Horizontal Rule: An Apology.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

MON 20 JAN 2014

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTES FOR JAN 2014

“Warning: Tournament may contain protests.” See why everyone hell no won’t go in Administrative Notes for JAN 2014.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

MON 05 NOV 2012

UPDATES REGARDING GOOBNET HALLOWEEN EVENTS

“The funds raised will be exchanged for United States dollars, which are only slightly less silly than GoobNet Silly Bucks.” Discover what human beings are good at as we bring you Updates Regarding GoobNet Halloween Events.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween, Administrivia

MON 04 APR 2011

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTES FOR APR 2011

“Which element, if removed from Earth, would cause the most disruption without resulting in the extinction of humanity?” Find out if we really do need our lithium in Administrative Notes for APR 2011.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

MON 03 AUG 2009

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTES

“However, the titular question was left unanswered: Why not Al Franken? Support your answer with a proof.” Come face to face with satire in the true to life story of Administrative Notes.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

MON 08 DEC 2008

GOOBNET WRITERS’ ROOMS

“In a couple of years, the Bush era will just be a nightmare fading away into our national memory, and it will be safe for Bush to appear on The Daily Show.” See if Jon’s leadoff question will be “Mr President... what the fuck?” in GoobNet Writers’ Rooms.

Keywords: Variety, Administrivia

MON 13 OCT 2008

EVERYTHING MUST GO

“Short of demanding that you ask us to accomplish less, we are running out of options.” Buy spiffy stuff in Everything Must Go.

Keywords: Variety, Administrivia

MON 17 MAR 2008

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTES

“From this moment forward, one of the many factual errors here on GoobNet has been designated the Super Factual Error.” Find an outlet for your irritating talents in Administrative Notes.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

MON 04 FEB 2008

THINGS THAT AIN’T RIGHT

“Do you want us to start swearing at each other? Because we could totally do that.” Encourage bitchiness in Things That Ain’t Right.

Keywords: Variety, Administrivia

SUN 28 MAY 2006

NOT MAKING THE CUT

"I'm Jack Abramoff, and GoobNet is so great, I'm practically giving money away!" Join the lovefest in Not Making the Cut.

Keywords: Variety, Administrivia

SUN 05 MAR 2006

QUARTERLY REVIEW

"But it's not enough just to provide things that make you smart, give you support, offer new experiences, bring you together, and differentiate themselves." Take stock of yourself in Quarterly Review.

Keywords: Knowledge, Administrivia

SUN 04 NOV 2001

GUIDE TO SERVICES

Keywords: Computers, Knowledge, Administrivia

SUN 28 JAN 2001

ABOUT WHAT DO I WHINE?

Keywords: Knowledge, Administrivia