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WEEKLY WHINE

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STATEMENT REGARDING THE STATUS OF THE WEEKLY WHINE

“That’s completely untrue.” Discover just how many factual errors there are in our Statement Regarding the Status of the Weekly Whine.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line, Administrivia

COMMENTS REGARDING RECENT RUMOURS

“GoobNet is not yet endorsing anyone for the presidency of the Royal Dutch Football Association.” Tell Reg to make up his damn mind already in Comments Regarding Recent Rumours.

Keywords: Sport, Support, Administrivia, Football, United States, Netherlands

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTES FOR APR 2016

“Why not join in today and begin imploding?” Avoid the obvious but wrong answer in the Administrative Notes for APR 2016.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

THE HORIZONTAL RULE: AN APOLOGY

“More importantly, it was not cool. Not in the slightest.” Finally come across a Support category entry that actually supports you in The Horizontal Rule: An Apology.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTES FOR JAN 2014

Warning: Tournament may contain protests.” See why everyone hell no won’t go in Administrative Notes for JAN 2014.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

UPDATES REGARDING GOOBNET HALLOWEEN EVENTS

“The funds raised will be exchanged for United States dollars, which are only slightly less silly than GoobNet Silly Bucks.” Discover what human beings are good at as we bring you Updates Regarding GoobNet Halloween Events.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween, Administrivia

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTES FOR APR 2011

“Which element, if removed from Earth, would cause the most disruption without resulting in the extinction of humanity?” Find out if we really do need our lithium in Administrative Notes for APR 2011.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTES

“However, the titular question was left unanswered: Why not Al Franken? Support your answer with a proof.” Come face to face with satire in the true to life story of Administrative Notes.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

GOOBNET WRITERS’ ROOMS

“In a couple of years, the Bush era will just be a nightmare fading away into our national memory, and it will be safe for Bush to appear on The Daily Show.” See if Jon’s leadoff question will be “Mr President... what the fuck?” in GoobNet Writers’ Rooms.

Keywords: Variety, Administrivia

EVERYTHING MUST GO

“Short of demanding that you ask us to accomplish less, we are running out of options.” Buy spiffy stuff in Everything Must Go.

Keywords: Variety, Administrivia

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTES

“From this moment forward, one of the many factual errors here on GoobNet has been designated the Super Factual Error.” Find an outlet for your irritating talents in Administrative Notes.

Keywords: Support, Administrivia

THINGS THAT AIN’T RIGHT

“Do you want us to start swearing at each other? Because we could totally do that.” Encourage bitchiness in Things That Ain’t Right.

Keywords: Variety, Administrivia

NOT MAKING THE CUT

"I'm Jack Abramoff, and GoobNet is so great, I'm practically giving money away!" Join the lovefest in Not Making the Cut.

Keywords: Variety, Administrivia

QUARTERLY REVIEW

"But it's not enough just to provide things that make you smart, give you support, offer new experiences, bring you together, and differentiate themselves." Take stock of yourself in Quarterly Review.

Keywords: Knowledge, Administrivia

GUIDE TO SERVICES

Keywords: Computers, Knowledge, Administrivia

ABOUT WHAT DO I WHINE?

Keywords: Knowledge, Administrivia

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