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There now follows a ranking of the top lines and exchanges of the second production season of Futurama, shown here with the episode in which they appeared. Criteria included interestingness, funnyness, and memorableness.
Eligibility was limited to lines and exchanges that were interesting, funny, or memorable on their own merits. Lines and exchanges that were dependent upon sight gags or the programme’s structure were not eligible. For example, Bender’s famous line “Harpoon, my ass” was funny for what occurred afterward.
Images are provided courtesy Morbotron.
1. 2ACV07: “Put Your Head on My Shoulders”
2. 2ACV05: “Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?”
3. 2ACV03: “A Head in the Polls”
4. 2ACV04: “Xmas Story”
5. 2ACV03: “A Head in the Polls”
6. 2ACV16: “Anthology of Interest I”
7. 2ACV02: “Brannigan, Begin Again”
8. 2ACV10: “A Clone of My Own”
9. 2ACV09: “A Bicyclops Built for Two”
10. 2ACV15: “The Problem with Popplers”
11. 2ACV19: “The Cryonic Woman”
12. 2ACV09: “A Bicyclops Built for Two”
13. 2ACV19: “The Cryonic Woman”
14. 2ACV19: “The Cryonic Woman”
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15. 2ACV07: “Put Your Head on My Shoulders”
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16. 2ACV01: “I Second That Emotion”
17. 2ACV04: “Xmas Story”
18. 2ACV16: “Anthology of Interest I”
19. 2ACV11: “How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back”
20. 2ACV04: “Xmas Story”
21. 2ACV06: “The Lesser of Two Evils”
22. 2ACV17: “War Is the H Word”
23. 2ACV04: “Xmas Story”
24. 2ACV02: “Brannigan, Begin Again”
25. 2ACV14: “Mother’s Day”
26. 2ACV05: “Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?”
27. 2ACV01: “I Second That Emotion”
28. 2ACV10: “A Clone of My Own”
29. 2ACV19: “The Cryonic Woman”
30. 2ACV12: “The Deep South”
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31. 2ACV03: “A Head in the Polls”
32. 2ACV12: “The Deep South”
33. 2ACV07: “Put Your Head on My Shoulders”
34. 2ACV17: “War Is the H Word”
35. 2ACV13: “Bender Gets Made”
36. 2ACV10: “A Clone of My Own”
37. 2ACV09: “A Bicyclops Built for Two”
38. 2ACV02: “Brannigan, Begin Again”
39. 2ACV11: “How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back”
40. 2ACV06: “The Lesser of Two Evils”
41. 2ACV04: “Xmas Story”
42. 2ACV15: “The Problem with Popplers”
43. 2ACV19: “The Cryonic Woman”
44. 2ACV06: “The Lesser of Two Evils”
45. 2ACV03: “A Head in the Polls”
46. 2ACV03: “A Head in the Polls”
47. 2ACV02: “Brannigan, Begin Again”
48. 2ACV15: “The Problem with Popplers”
49. 2ACV12: “The Deep South”
50. 2ACV09: “A Bicyclops Built for Two”
51. 2ACV09: “A Bicyclops Built for Two”
52. 2ACV06: “The Lesser of Two Evils”
53. 2ACV19: “The Cryonic Woman”
54. 2ACV07: “Put Your Head on My Shoulders”
55. 2ACV01: “I Second That Emotion”
56. 2ACV06: “The Lesser of Two Evils”
57. 2ACV19: “The Cryonic Woman”
58. 2ACV10: “A Clone of My Own”
59. 2ACV01: “I Second That Emotion”
60. 2ACV12: “The Deep South”
61. 2ACV18: “The Honking”
62. 2ACV08: “Raging Bender”
63. 2ACV11: “How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back”
64. 2ACV04: “Xmas Story”
65. 2ACV12: “The Deep South”
66. 2ACV06: “The Lesser of Two Evils”
67. 2ACV16: “Anthology of Interest I”
68. 2ACV08: “Raging Bender”
69. 2ACV19: “The Cryonic Woman”
70. 2ACV02: “Brannigan, Begin Again”
71. 2ACV02: “Brannigan, Begin Again”
72. 2ACV11: “How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back”
73. 2ACV12: “The Deep South”
74. 2ACV17: “War Is the H Word”
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75. 2ACV15: “The Problem with Popplers”
76. 2ACV17: “War Is the H Word”
77. 2ACV19: “The Cryonic Woman”
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78. 2ACV05: “Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?”
79. 2ACV07: “Put Your Head on My Shoulders”
80. 2ACV11: “How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back”
81. 2ACV07: “Put Your Head on My Shoulders”
82. 2ACV16: “Anthology of Interest I”
83. 2ACV19: “The Cryonic Woman”
84. 2ACV13: “Bender Gets Made”
85. 2ACV16: “Anthology of Interest I”
86. 2ACV01: “I Second That Emotion”
87. 2ACV11: “How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back”
88. 2ACV15: “The Problem with Popplers”
89. 2ACV10: “A Clone of My Own”
90. 2ACV06: “The Lesser of Two Evils”
91. 2ACV02: “Brannigan, Begin Again”
92. 2ACV10: “A Clone of My Own”
93. 2ACV15: “The Problem with Popplers”
94. 2ACV12: “The Deep South”
95. 2ACV03: “A Head in the Polls”
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96. 2ACV07: “Put Your Head on My Shoulders”
97. 2ACV10: “A Clone of My Own”
98. 2ACV05: “Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?”
99. 2ACV02: “Brannigan, Begin Again”
100. 2ACV06: “The Lesser of Two Evils”
101. 2ACV18: “The Honking”
102. 2ACV02: “Brannigan, Begin Again”
103. 2ACV08: “Raging Bender”
104. 2ACV12: “The Deep South”
105. 2ACV18: “The Honking”
106. 2ACV02: “Brannigan, Begin Again”
107. 2ACV13: “Bender Gets Made”
108. 2ACV05: “Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?”
109. 2ACV02: “Brannigan, Begin Again”
110. 2ACV05: “Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?”
111. 2ACV08: “Raging Bender”
112. 2ACV07: “Put Your Head on My Shoulders”
113. 2ACV18: “The Honking”
114. 2ACV15: “The Problem with Popplers”
115. 2ACV15: “The Problem with Popplers”
116. 2ACV03: “A Head in the Polls”
117. 2ACV13: “Bender Gets Made”
118. 2ACV05: “Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?”
119. 2ACV17: “War Is the H Word”
120. 2ACV09: “A Bicyclops Built for Two”
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