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Our field office on Mars is not yet open. We apologise for our abject failure thoroughly, completely, and profusely.

But our field office on Mars will be open at some point in the future, once we are finished with just a few intermediate steps that we have to complete, such as building it, planning to build it, designing it, building the spacecraft that will get it to Mars, planning to build the spacecraft that will get it to Mars, designing the spacecraft that will get it to Mars, deciding who will build it, deciding who will plan to build it, deciding who will design it, deciding who will build the spacecraft that will get it to Mars, deciding who will plan to build the spacecraft that will get it to Mars, deciding who will design the spacecraft that will get it to Mars, deciding who will decide who will design the spacecraft that will get it to Mars, and deciding what colour the fuzzy dice hanging from the central console on the spacecraft that will get it to Mars will be.

Luckily, we have already completed the most important step, which is to select the location on Mars where we will place it. Our Mars field office will be located at the base of one of the magnificent spires to be found in Candor Chasma. Here, you may refresh your memory as to how we arrived at this monumental decision.

OUR CHANCE TO MAKE FACES ON MARS

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