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There is no need to panic.

It is not safe for you to enter a room containing ten or more other humans, but you should not panic.

It is not safe for you to approach within two metres of other humans, but you should not panic.

It is not safe for you to touch your own face, but you should totally not panic.

So what can you do whilst you are occupied with the task of not panicking? Well, you might consider taking part in one of GoobNet’s many offerings of Super Happy Assortments of GoobNet Activities Designed Exclusively for Lagged Individuals and Companions, such as our first offering below. Print them out and participate in them when you are stuck in line trying to purchase that roll of toilet paper that you forgot to buy the week before everyone lost their shit, an activity that you thought they only figuratively did.

And please remember to take part in the 2020 Yuri’s Night Global Webcast, a thoroughly exciting activity that does not require the touching of your own face or anyone else’s.