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Complete this box such that each row, column, and 1×1 square contains exactly one of the numbers 1-1.
Find the differences between the two columns shown below.
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1. In which year did Yuri Gagarin travel in space?
2. In which year was Yuri’s Night first celebrated?
3. In which year did Yuri’s Night first exceed a total of 160 parties?
4. In which year did the total number of humans in space first reach at least 30?
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The second column contains no Fs, Gs, Is, Ks, or Ss.
4. We don’t know yet
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