As you know, we here at GoobNet are constantly in touch with everything that is happening everywhere in the Universe.
For example, we are aware that there is an important general election already in progress in the United States. If you are a US citizen, you should vote in said important election.
If you are not sure how you can vote in your state, please visit FiveThirtyEight to see what methods are available to you. If you are not sure whom or what to vote for, please visit Ballotpedia to read about what is on your ballot.
Now that you have made an informed decision about this election, please prepare to make another informed decision to celebrate Halloween responsibly. See below for an example of one of the many times we here at GoobNet celebrated Halloween responsibly.
MON 05 NOV 2012
“The funds raised will be exchanged for United States dollars, which are only slightly less silly than GoobNet Silly Bucks.” Discover what human beings are good at as we bring you Updates Regarding GoobNet Halloween Events.
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