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THE MIND RACES FOR KETCHUP

“Why did I say Liam?” Guess Rumpelstiltskin in The Mind Races for Ketchup.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

REVISITING HALLOWEEN 2013

“Wait, so you get to go about in fancy dress, and your neighbours give you sweets? That sounds fantastic!” Discover that Guy Fawkes isn’t really all that exciting in Revisiting Halloween 2013.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween, Edvard, Debbie

UPDATES REGARDING GOOBNET HALLOWEEN EVENTS

“The funds raised will be exchanged for United States dollars, which are only slightly less silly than GoobNet Silly Bucks.” Discover what human beings are good at as we bring you Updates Regarding GoobNet Halloween Events.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween, Administrivia

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BEAGLES?

“I’m so against health care, I cheat on my wife when she’s in the hospital!” See if he got better in Are You Ready For Some Beagles?.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

THIS MESSAGE WILL MAKE YOUR EYES SELF DESTRUCT

“I’m not a witch – I’m you. And we’re both unqualified for the Senate.” See what the sane and/or scary thing to do is in This Message Will Make Your Eyes Self Destruct.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

DUMB RUSH THE RADIO HOST

“So anyway, how are you at walking in a straight line?” Consider using your Simplify or your Trial Run in Dumb Rush the Radio Host.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

WIN REG GOOBER’S SILLY BUCKS

“Well, I’m completely humiliating the Republican Party and making it feel like it’s not worthy of holding either the White House or the Congress. So yes, Sarah Palin would be correct.” Be a part of the world’s most arbitrary round of trick or treating in Win Reg Goober’s Silly Bucks.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

THE WORLD’S 1337EST CYRILLIC CHARACTERS

“Tony, is that candy bowl higher or lower than eighteen dollars?” See prizes, surprises, and contestants of all sizes in The World’s 1337est Cyrillic Characters.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

RUSSIAN GOOBNET

“How did you manage to unlock yourself? Actually, how did you lock yourself in the first place? No, you know what, I don’t want to go there at all.” Find places that aren’t suitable for your imagination in Russian GoobNet.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

SO MUCH FOR PAGANISM

"'No, I'm something else invisible,' she responds. 'I'm the coalition's exit strategy.'" Plan for everything except the important stuff in So Much for Paganism.

Keywords: Variety, Halloween

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