WEEKLY WHINE
Here are the results of the first annual GoobNet Championship, determining what single factor is most important to GoobNet. Hosts for this tournament were selected from amongst some of the world's best actresses. The hosts for this year's regional semifinals and finals were Laura Elena Harring, Naomi Watts, Gina Gershon, and Jennifer Tilly. The host for the final two rounds was Franka Potente. Congratulations to the champion, bashing George W Bush, and thanks to everyone who participated.
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THORA BIRCH SECTIONAL
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01. Variety 04. Poor writing |
01. Variety 02. Women's World Cup | |
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01. Variety 16. Restraint |
01. Variety 09. Gay marriage | ||
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08. Deb Harratsch 09. Gay marriage | |||
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04. Poor writing 13. Bashing Britney Spears |
04. Poor writing 05. Dismissing criticism | ||
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05. Dismissing criticism 12. Spanish Primera División | |||
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PARMINDER NAGRA SECTIONAL
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02. Women's World Cup 03. Men's World Cup | ||
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02. Women's World Cup 15. Construction |
02. Women's World Cup 07. Bashing politicians | ||
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07. Bashing politicians 10. NFL | |||
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03. Men's World Cup 14. Explosions |
03. Men's World Cup 06. Laziness | ||
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06. Laziness 11. Foreign films | |||
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AUDREY TAUTOU SECTIONAL
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08. X Prize 05. Monty Python references |
05. Monty Python references 03. Eccentric sexuality | |
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01. Support 16. Political correctness |
01. Support 08. X Prize | ||
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08. X Prize 09. Stubbornness | |||
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04. Denial 13. Bashing Ron Artest |
04. Denial 05. Monty Python references | ||
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05. Monty Python references 12. Bashing Céline Dion | |||
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MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL SECTIONAL
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07. Whose Line references 03. Eccentric sexuality | ||
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02. Knowledge 15. Helping people |
02. Knowledge 07. Whose Line references | ||
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07. Whose Line references 10. Cassini | |||
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03. Eccentric sexuality 14. Bashing Sir Alex Ferguson |
03. Eccentric sexuality 11. Bashing Paris Hilton | ||
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06. Bashing censorship 11. Bashing Paris Hilton | |||
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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY SECTIONAL
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01. Novelty 05. Yuri's Night |
01. Novelty 03. Electronic dance | |
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01. Novelty 16. Introspection |
01. Novelty 08. WUSA | ||
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08. WUSA 09. WNBA | |||
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04. Sugar 13. Bashing Rush Limbaugh |
13. Bashing Rush Limbaugh 05. Yuri's Night | ||
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05. Yuri's Night 12. Bashing big business | |||
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON SECTIONAL
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02. Interaction 03. Electronic dance | ||
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02. Interaction 15. Driving fast |
02. Interaction 07. Bashing astrology | ||
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07. Bashing astrology 10. English Premier League | |||
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03. Electronic dance 14. Creativity |
03. Electronic dance 06. Dynamite Eating Edvard | ||
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06. Dynamite Eating Edvard 11. Flag Capturing Union | |||
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KATEY SAGAL SECTIONAL
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08. Futurama references 05. MLS |
05. MLS 02. Bashing George W Bush | |
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01. Community 16. Responsibility |
01. Community 08. Futurama references | ||
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08. Futurama references 09. NBA | |||
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04. Swearing 13. Bashing Caltech |
04. Swearing 05. MLS | ||
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05. MLS 12. MLB | |||
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MILA KUNIS SECTIONAL
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02. Bashing George W Bush 03. Bashing stupidity | ||
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02. Bashing George W Bush 15. Happiness |
02. Bashing George W Bush 10. Game show references | ||
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07. Social engineering 10. Game show references | |||
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03. Bashing stupidity 14. NHL |
03. Bashing stupidity 06. Family Guy references | ||
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06. Family Guy references 11. Mars Exploration Rovers | |||
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02. Women's World Cup 03. Eccentric sexuality |
02. Women's World Cup 02. Bashing George W Bush |
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03. Electronic dance 02. Bashing George W Bush |
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