WEEKLY WHINE

Our new friends Angela and Renee

It's now been a couple of weeks since the arrest of Angela Ellen Keathley and Renee Thomas. Has the time cooled your emotions? Apparently not, as this week's edition of the GoobNet Mailbox shows. This time, please sign this waiver that states you won't hold us responsible for anything in the mailbox that may kill you, maim you, make you sing off key, or turn you into a vampire. Not that we expect that, but we just want to cover our bases.

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Were they really having sex in that bathroom? – Jan Joplin, Greensboro, NC, USA

Witnesses disagreed on this point; their attorney says they weren't. But of course, it's completely irrelevant. Sex in a bathroom is not illegal.

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I heard one of them was really drunk when she left the nightclub. – Mar Grana, Kingston, Norfolk Island, Australia

According to reports, Angela was so drunk that she could barely stand. Reports also said that she was belligerent with the cops.

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Do cheerleaders always share their driver's licenses? – Ned Armstrong, Verbeck-upon-Avon, England, UK

Only when they're under 21 and trying to get into nightclubs, as Renee was.

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Ready for a Fastest Finger question about those sacked Panthers cheerleaders? – Monica Santos, Fullerton, CA, USA

What's with all the Millionaire references lately? Okay, fine. Let's have your Fastest Finger question about those sacked Panthers cheerleaders.

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Put these future careers of Angela and Renee in order, starting with the earliest.

1. Reality show stars
2. Phone sex operators
3. Cinemax movie actresses
4. ChivaGirls

– Monica Santos, Fullerton, CA, USA

Done.

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Okay, time's up everyone. Let's have a look at the correct answer, starting with the earliest, and it's Cinemax movie actresses, followed by reality show stars, phone sex operators, and finally ChivaGirls. – Monica Santos, Fullerton, CA, USA

Looks like Edvard had the winning time, with 5.34 seconds.

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So are they going to get an invitation to next year's GoobNet Halloween party? – Eric Lycene, Spartanburg, SC, USA

Are you kidding? We've offered them jobs with us.

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Can I have an invitation too? – Eric Lycene, Spartanburg, SC, USA

Shut up.