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THE FOOTBALL REFEREES’ FORUM AND THE CASE OF THE MISSING COIN

“There have been a hell of a lot of stupid things that non-referees have said about referees.” Stand by for our apology to Mark Geiger in The Football Referees’ Forum and the Case of the Missing Coin.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football

WAS YOUR STACK CHALLENGED?

“The GoobNet Clear the Stack Audio Challenge is coming soon.” Clear your ears and prepare for another round in Was Your Stack Challenged?.

Keywords: Mathematics, Community, Mailbox

ON THE ORIGIN OF BRACKETS

“Oh, those sirens. Merely a precaution.” Pay no attention to those conspiracy hypotheses on Reddit in On the Origin of Brackets.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball

THE EXISTENCE OF THE WINTER OLYMPICS

“Why do snowboards exist?” Realise that the answer is “because humans make them” in The Existence of the Winter Olympics.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Ontology, Winter Olympics

A DIRECT INJECTION OF SODIUM CHLORIDE INTO THE OPEN WOUND

“It was a crushing disappointment to finish a mere thirty points behind Germany.” Heap scorn upon Andy Selva in preparation for A Direct Injection of Sodium Chloride Into the Open Wound.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Football, Men’s World Cup, Reverse Mailbox

LET US SOLVE AN UNSOLVED PROBLEM

“I wrote it in the margin of this website.” Discover that there was a reason all along for the incoherent football stuff being on the wrong side in Let Us Solve an Unsolved Problem.

Keywords: Mathematics, Community, Mailbox

SAY A DIFFERENT PLACE

“This will no doubt be spectacularly awesome and, as a bonus, will probably not destroy Earth.” Declare a Trump War, but first Say a Different Place.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox

SEOUL REVERSES THE MAILBOX

“And how can we find out without having to submit an expense report that Reg would never, ever approve?” Ensure that you retain your receipts when Seoul Reverses the Mailbox.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Transit, Reverse Mailbox

FOOD AND TAXES

“I just wanted to point out that I didn’t know that.” Avoid letting the facts get in the way of a good joke in Food and Taxes.

Keywords: Politics, Community, Mailbox

MERE HERD VICTIM

“He’s the best at existing. Ask anyone.” Put an end to the latest game of Ass Pairs Hangman in Mere Herd Victim.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Ontology

K ORIENTATION IS SUCCESSFUL

“The American League players scored four runs in their twenty four total outs, besting the two meager runs that the National League players could muster in their full allotment of twenty seven outs.” Help us take our joy measurements in the town of Mudville in K Orientation Is Successful.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Baseball, MLB

GOOBNET RESCUES YOUR BRAND

“We have apparently become experts on visual identity.” Ensure that your lockup has sufficient white space in GoobNet Rescues Your Brand.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Branding

LET’S READ A FINITE NUMBER OF WORDS

“Done!” Receive a high five for expressing yourself in Let’s Read a Finite Number of Words.

Keywords: Mathematics, Community, Mailbox

ONE LAST HELPING OF STEWBEEF

“And please remember that bullshit is everywhere, especially in this paragraph.” Agree that this is not your Moment of Zen in One Last Helping of Stewbeef.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Jon Stewart

HIGH LEVEL OF INTERESTINGNESS

“This short safety video starring Gary Sinise will show you how.” Reduce your Bacon number in High Level of Interestingness.

Keywords: Space, Commmunity, Mailbox, Solar system

NOT YET NUNAVUT

“We here at GoobNet were excited, of course, because we are humans.” See why the narwhals are once again getting shafted in Not Yet Nunavut.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Canada, Nunavut

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