WEEKLY WHINE

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BRITISH SAILORS IN IRAN
Ahmadinejad still learning how to read maps

_______’S REMARK: THE OVERREACTION
Senator says something slightly scandalous

THE BATTLE FOR SOMALIA
Government of nobody, for nobody, by nobody

TORTURE AT GUANTÁNAMO?
If you said yes, you’re a terrorist

SPACEX’S FALCON 1 TESTS
Rocketry without government grants? It can’t be done!

2008 US ELECTIONS
But we just had an election!

THE EVOLVING INTERNET
Spending money on Second Life? How about your first life?

GENERIC HUMAN INTEREST STORY
Select subject: cute kitten, kid who does tricks, food item shaped like religious figure