WEEKLY WHINE

Do not liquefy it

Airline travel is a necessary evil.

Actually, it isn’t really necessary. It’s just evil.

But if you, against our recommendation, find yourself travelling by aircraft, do not be surprised if you spend a great deal of your time waiting for something to happen. In anticipation of such cases, we have prepared a brand new set of Super Happy Assortment of GoobNet Activities Designed Exclusively for Lagged Individuals and Companions. Print them out and participate in them when your clever foresight in switching to the earlier flight comes back to bite you in the ass by the earlier flight’s delay until after the later flight.

SPEE-NAGRAM

Rearrange the following letters to form the name of a capital city.

WHAT’S THE SOLUTION?

Compute the value of the following mathematical expressions.

1. 10⁹/10⁸ – 10
2. π^–∞
3. 3 × (3000 – 2000) – 3000
4. «–6, 0, 6» ∩ «0, 200, 5,000,000»

THE QUESTIONS

1. Which of these words has never been spoken on Family Guy?

1. Boneriffic
2. Buttscratcher
3. Meat
4. Cherokee

2. Which of these sports has never appeared on Futurama?

1. Deathball
2. Bowling
3. Basketball
4. Blernsball

3. Which of these games was played at least once on either the British or American version of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

1. Title Sequence
2. Here He Is Now
3. Dead Bodies
4. Newsflash

4. Which of these has never been an occupation of Roger’s various personas on American Dad?

1. Editor
2. Ice hockey player
3. Chauffeur
4. Female bodybuilder

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