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Results of 2014 US ballot measures

As you are no doubt aware, the United States elections on TUE 04 NOV 2014 were a success for the Republican Party, which claimed a majority in the US Senate and increased its majority in the US House of Representatives.

Last week, we informed you of the appropriate way to vote on all 146 state ballot measures. Due to a clerical error which is not the fault of anyone in particular – though we are now glaring pointedly at you, Arizona secretary of state Ken Bennett – we omitted District of Columbia Initiative 71, on which we totally would have recommended a yes vote.

So that leaves a total of 147 ballot measures at the state or equivalent level. How did you, the voters, do? Join us as we review your performance.

BOND SCOREBOARD

StateMeasurePurposeAmountResult
ALAmendment 2UnspecifiedUS$50,000,000PASS
CAProposition 1WaterUS$7,120,000,000PASS
HIAmendment 2AgricultureUnlimitedPASS
HIAmendment 5WaterUnlimitedPASS
MEQuestion 2AgricultureUS$8,000,000PASS
MEQuestion 3Small businessesUS$4,000,000PASS
MEQuestion 4ResearchUS$10,000,000PASS
MEQuestion 5ResearchUS$3,000,000PASS
MEQuestion 6EnvironmentUS$10,000,000PASS
MEQuestion 7BusinessUS$7,000,000PASS
NMBond Question AFacilities improvementUS$17,000,000PASS
NMBond Question BLibrariesUS$11,000,000PASS
NMBond Question CEducationUS$141,000,000PASS
NYProposal 3EducationUS$2,000,000,000PASS
RIQuestion 4EducationUS$125,000,000PASS
RIQuestion 5CultureUS$35,000,000PASS
RIQuestion 6TransitUS$35,000,000PASS
RIQuestion 7EnvironmentUS$53,000,000PASS

MINIMUM WAGE SCOREBOARD

StateMeasureCurrentFinalChangeResult
AKBallot Measure 3US$7.75/hrUS$9.75/hr+US$2.00/hrPASS
ARIssue 5US$7.25/hrUS$8.50/hr+US$1.25/hrPASS
NEInitiative 425US$7.25/hrUS$9.00/hr+US$1.75/hrPASS
SDMeasure 18US$7.25/hrUS$8.50/hr+US$1.25/hrPASS

ALABAMA

ALAMENDMENT 172.35%27.65%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to state that the state does not recognise laws that contradict its own laws.
ALAMENDMENT 250.47%49.53%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to authorise bonds of up to US$50,000,000.
ALAMENDMENT 372.44%27.56%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to protect the right to bear arms.
ALAMENDMENT 456.25%43.75%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to require a 2/3 vote in the state legislature in order to spend more on education.
ALAMENDMENT 579.83%20.17%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to protect hunting and fishing rights.

ALASKA

AKBALLOT MEASURE 252.15%47.85%
GOOBNETYES 
Legalises marijuana.
AKBALLOT MEASURE 368.80%31.20%
GOOBNETYES 
Increases the state minimum wage from US$7.75/hr to US$8.75/hr in 2015 and to US$9.75/hr in 2016.
AKBALLOT MEASURE 465.32%34.68%
GOOBNETYES 
Bans mining projects that endanger fisheries reserves.

ARIZONA

AZPROPOSITION 12251.40%48.60%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to claim that the state has the right to ignore federal law.
AZPROPOSITION 30378.30%21.70%
GOOBNET NO
Permits terminally ill patients to receive treatments not yet approved by the FDA.
AZPROPOSITION 30431.65%68.35%
GOOBNET NO
Increases state legislators’ salaries from US$24,000/yr to US$35,000/yr.

ARKANSAS

ARISSUE 159.06%40.94%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to require the legislature to approve changes in administrative rules of state executive offices.
ARISSUE 253.30%46.70%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to permit more time to collect signatures for ballot measures.
ARISSUE 352.54%47.46%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to extend term limits for state legislators from six years in the state house and eight years in the state senate to sixteen total years, and reforms lobbying rules.
ARISSUE 443.10%56.90%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to ban dry counties.
ARISSUE 565.94%34.06%
GOOBNETYES 
Increases the state minimum wage from US$7.25/hr to US$7.50/hr in 2015, to US$8.00/hr in 2016, and to US$8.50/hr in 2017.

CALIFORNIA

CAPROPOSITION 166.77%33.23%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$7,120,000,000 to change the state water system.
CAPROPOSITION 268.71%31.29%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to increase the maximum amount that can be placed in the state rainy day fund.
CAPROPOSITION 4540.19%59.81%
GOOBNETYES 
Requires public notice for insurance rate changes.
CAPROPOSITION 4632.85%67.15%
GOOBNET NO
Increases the cap on medical malpractise damages.
CAPROPOSITION 4758.46%41.54%
GOOBNETYES 
Changes most nonviolent crimes to misdemeanors rather than felonies.
CAPROPOSITION 4839.06%60.94%
GOOBNET NO
Ratifies two tribal gaming compacts and exempts them from environmental regulations.

COLORADO

COAMENDMENT 6735.22%64.78%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to recognise embryos and fetuses as persons.
COAMENDMENT 6829.43%70.57%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to expand gaming at racetracks.
COPROPOSITION 10470.03%29.97%
GOOBNETYES 
Requires meetings that are open to the public whenever school boards negotiate collective bargaining.
COPROPOSITION 10534.29%65.71%
GOOBNET NO
Requires labelling of genetically modified food.

CONNECTICUT

CTQUESTION 147.50%52.50%
GOOBNETYES 
Permits the state legislature to expand early voting.

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA

DCINITIATIVE 7169.51%30.49%
GOOBNETYES 
Legalises marijuana.

FLORIDA

FLAMENDMENT 174.95%25.05%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to fund the Land Acquisition Trust Fund. Requires 60% in favour to pass.
FLAMENDMENT 257.60%42.40%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to permit medical marijuana. Requires 60% in favour to pass.
FLAMENDMENT 347.89%52.11%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to permit the state governor to fill vacant judges’ seats by appointment.

GEORGIA

GAAMENDMENT A73.89%26.11%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to prevent increases to the maximum state income tax rate.
GAAMENDMENT B69.81%26.35%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to permit the state legislature to increase reckless driving penalties.
GAREFERENDUM 173.65%26.35%
GOOBNET NO
Extends a tax exemption to privately owned facilities at University of Georgia schools.

HAWAI‘I

Hawai‘i ballot measures require a majority of all voters who cast ballots in order to pass. The below totals therefore include blank and invalid votes in the NO total.

HIAMENDMENT 181.98%18.02%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to require public disclosure of the list of nominees to state courts.
HIAMENDMENT 250.20%49.80%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to authorise bonds for farming financial aid.
HIAMENDMENT 322.03%77.97%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to increase the mandatory retirement age for judges to 80 years.
HIAMENDMENT 443.36%56.64%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to permit public funding for private programs in support of early childhood education.
HIAMENDMENT 563.32%36.68%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to authorise bonds that would fund safety compliance upgrades to dams and reservoirs.

IDAHO

IDHJR 249.41%50.59%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to require the legislature to approve changes in administrative rules of state executive offices.

ILLINOIS

ILRIGHT TO VOTE AMENDMENT72.65%27.35%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to protect the right to cast a ballot. Requires 60% in favour or a majority of all voters who cast ballots in order to pass.
ILCRIME VICTIMS’ BILL OF RIGHTS AMENDMENT76.24%23.76%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to enhance rights of crime victims in criminal courts. Requires 60% in favour or a majority of all voters who cast ballots in order to pass.
ILMINIMUM WAGE INCREASE QUESTION66.37%33.63%
GOOBNETYES 
Advisory question on an increase in the state minimum wage from US$8.25/hr to US$10.00/hr.
ILBIRTH CONTROL IN PRESCRIPTION DRUG COVERAGE QUESTION65.89%34.11%
GOOBNETYES 
Advisory question on whether birth control should be included in prescription drug insurance.
ILMILLIONAIRE TAX INCREASE FOR EDUCATION QUESTION63.62%36.38%
GOOBNET NO
Advisory question on an increase in the state’s top income tax rate.

KANSAS

KSSCR 161874.62%25.38%
GOOBNETYES 
Authorises the state legislature to permit gaming for nonprofits.

LOUISIANA

LAAMENDMENT 156.16%43.84%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to protect the Medical Assurance Trust Fund.
LAAMENDMENT 256.21%43.79%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to create a Hospital Stabilization Fund.
LAAMENDMENT 335.77%64.23%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to permit private agents to collect taxes.
LAAMENDMENT 432.48%67.52%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to create a state infrastructure bank that would issue loans to support transportation projects.
LAAMENDMENT 541.84%58.16%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to remove the retirement age of 70 years for state judges.
LAAMENDMENT 651.16%48.84%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to authorise Orleans Parish to increase taxes.
LAAMENDMENT 774.39%25.61%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to correct language on disabled veterans.
LAAMENDMENT 857.16%42.84%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to protect the Artifical Reef Development Fund.
LAAMENDMENT 946.90%53.10%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to remove the requirement for permanently disabled homeowners to certify their income annually.
LAAMENDMENT 1054.26%45.74%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to reduce the redemption period for tax sales.
LAAMENDMENT 1129.85%70.15%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to increase the total number of state executive departments from 20 to 21.
LAAMENDMENT 1241.13%58.87%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to require at least two members of the state Wildlife and Fisheries Commission to be from northern Louisiana.
LAAMENDMENT 1340.54%59.46%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to authorise the city of New Orleans to sell property in the Lower Ninth Ward.
LAAMENDMENT 1441.44%58.56%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to limit the state legislature’s ability to modify tax rebates.

MAINE

MEQUESTION 146.56%53.44%
GOOBNET NO
Places restrictions on bear hunting.
MEQUESTION 260.24%39.76%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$8,000,000 for agriculture and resources.
MEQUESTION 361.90%38.10%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$4,000,000 for loans to small businesses.
MEQUESTION 462.72%37.28%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$10,000,000 for a cancer research centre.
MEQUESTION 551.13%48.87%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$3,000,000 for tissue repair laboratories.
MEQUESTION 664.58%35.42%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$10,000,000 for wetlands restoration.
MEQUESTION 759.10%40.90%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$7,000,000 for marine businesses.

MARYLAND

MDQUESTION 181.59%18.41%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to create a transportation trust fund.
MDQUESTION 280.12%19.88%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to permit counties to fill vacancies with special elections.

MASSACHUSETTS

MAQUESTION 152.97%47.03%
GOOBNETYES 
Repeals a law that links gasoline taxes to inflation.
MAQUESTION 226.52%73.48%
GOOBNETYES 
Expands recycling laws.
MAQUESTION 339.86%60.14%
GOOBNET NO
Repeals a law on resort casinos.
MAQUESTION 459.39%40.61%
GOOBNETYES 
Permits the use of sick days.

MICHIGAN

MIPROPOSAL 145.07%54.93%
GOOBNET NO
Upholds a law on Upper Peninsula wolf hunting seasons.
MIPROPOSAL 236.16%63.84%
GOOBNET NO
Upholds a law on game species.

MISSISSIPPI

MSHCR 3087.97%12.03%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to protect hunting and fishing rights.

MISSOURI

MOAMENDMENT 271.96%28.04%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to render a defendant’s prior record admissible in child sexual abuse trials.
MOAMENDMENT 323.55%76.45%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to tie teacher compensation to performance evaluations.
MOAMENDMENT 629.67%70.33%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to establish early voting.
MOAMENDMENT 1056.80%43.20%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to limit the state governor’s ability to estimate revenues.

MONTANA

MTC-4548.37%51.63%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to rename the position of “State Auditor” to “Commissioner of Securities and Insurance”.
MTLR-12643.17%56.83%
GOOBNET NO
Moves the late voter registration deadline four days earlier.

NEBRASKA

NEINITIATIVE 42559.23%40.77%
GOOBNETYES 
Increases the state minimum wage from US$7.25/hr to US$8.00/hr in 2015 and to US$9.00 in 2016.

NEVADA

NVQUESTION 153.77%46.23%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to create an intermediate appellate court.
NVQUESTION 249.68%50.32%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to remove a cap on mining taxes, currently at 5%.
NVQUESTION 321.25%78.75%
GOOBNETYES 
Increases corporate taxes.

NEW JERSEY

NJPUBLIC QUESTION 161.58%38.42%
GOOBNET NO
Permits pretrial detention in some cases.
NJPUBLIC QUESTION 264.64%35.36%
GOOBNET NO
Requires allocation of a specified portion of corporate taxes to preserve open spaces.

NEW MEXICO

NMAMENDMENT 157.60%42.40%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to separate school elections from general elections. Requires 75% in favour and 2/3 of each county in favour in order to pass.
NMAMENDMENT 264.67%35.33%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to place a student representative on the Northern New Mexico State School Board of Regents.
NMAMENDMENT 362.31%37.69%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to permit the state legislature to set different deadlines for candidacy declarations in judicial retention elections and primary elections.
NMAMENDMENT 459.18%40.82%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to permit county charters for urban counties.
NMAMENDMENT 552.70%47.30%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to change the way the Land Grant Permanent Fund is managed.
NMBOND QUESTION A64.90%35.10%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$17,000,000 for facilities for senior citizens.
NMBOND QUESTION B62.95%37.05%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$11,000,000 for libraries.
NMBOND QUESTION C59.80%40.20%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$141,000,000 for education facilities.

NEW YORK

NYPROPOSAL 157.34%42.66%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to establish a redistricting commission.
NYPROPOSAL 277.34%22.66%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to remove the requirement on the state legislature to print paper copies of bills.
NYPROPOSAL 361.71%38.29%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$2,000,000,000 for education facilities.

NORTH CAROLINA

NCCRIMINAL DEFENDANT MAY WAIVE JURY TRIAL AMENDMENT53.13%46.87%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to state that criminal defendants may waive a jury trial.

NORTH DAKOTA

NDMEASURE 135.87%64.13%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to recognise embryos and fetuses.
NDMEASURE 275.70%24.30%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to ban state mortgage, sales, and transfer taxes.
NDMEASURE 325.07%74.93%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to abolish the elected state Board of Higher Education.
NDMEASURE 443.41%56.59%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to require referenda on all measures that have a significant fiscal impact on the state.
NDMEASURE 520.62%79.38%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to require allocation of a specified portion of oil taxes to conservation.
NDMEASURE 637.91%62.09%
GOOBNET NO
Entitles both parents in a child custody case to joint custody unless one of them is declared unfit.
NDMEASURE 741.05%58.95%
GOOBNET NO
Abolishes the requirement that the majority owner of a pharmacy must be a registered pharmacist.
NDMEASURE 844.45%55.55%
GOOBNET NO
Requires schools to begin the year no earlier than Labor Day.

OKLAHOMA

OKSTATE QUESTION 76969.45%30.55%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to specify the right of public officials to serve in the National Guard, Oklahoma State Guard, and Officers Reserve Corps.
OKSTATE QUESTION 77090.39%9.61%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to permit veterans to keep their homestead tax exemption when moving.
OKSTATE QUESTION 77190.50%9.50%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to establish a homestead exemption for surviving spouses of military personnel killed in action.

OREGON

ORMEASURE 8641.32%58.68%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to create a fund for postsecondary education.
ORMEASURE 8756.73%43.27%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to permit judges to serve in the National Guard and at public universities, and to permit employees of public schools to serve in the state legislature.
ORMEASURE 8832.57%67.43%
GOOBNETYES 
Permits driver cards for those who do not have proof of legal residence.
ORMEASURE 8962.76%37.24%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to guarantee equal rights regardless of sex.
ORMEASURE 9031.88%68.12%
GOOBNETYES 
Establishes open primary elections.
ORMEASURE 9155.31%44.69%
GOOBNETYES 
Legalises marijuana.
ORMEASURE 9249.53%50.47%
GOOBNET NO
Requires labelling of genetically modified food.

RHODE ISLAND

RIQUESTION 156.54%43.46%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to permit casino games at Newport Grand. Requires a majority of both the state and the city of Newport in favour in order to pass. Failed due to 57.04% NO vote in the city of Newport.
RIQUESTION 267.31%32.69%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to require approval of the electorate for changes in gaming locations.
RIQUESTION 344.66%55.34%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises a constitutional convention.
RIQUESTION 463.39%36.61%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$125,000,000 for a new building at the University of Rhode Island.
RIQUESTION 560.52%39.48%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$35,000,000 for cultural centres.
RIQUESTION 659.98%40.02%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$35,000,000 for transit improvements.
RIQUESTION 770.90%29.10%
GOOBNET NO
Authorises bonds of up to US$53,000,000 for environmental projects.

SOUTH CAROLINA

SCAMENDMENT 182.69%17.31%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to permit gaming for nonprofits.
SCAMENDMENT 256.36%43.64%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to make the state Adjutant General a governor appointment subject to confirmation by the state senate rather than a directly elected position.

SOUTH DAKOTA

SDINITIATED MEASURE 1761.81%38.19%
GOOBNETYES 
Prohibits network limitations by health insurance firms, so that clients will be permitted to use any provider.
SDINITIATED MEASURE 1855.04%44.96%
GOOBNETYES 
Increases the state minimum wage from US$7.25/hr to US$8.50/hr in 2015 and links it to inflation starting in 2016.
SDAMENDMENT Q56.69%43.31%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to permit gaming in Deadwood with the approval of the local electorate.

TENNESSEE

TNAMENDMENT 152.61%47.39%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to authorise the state legislature to pass bills regarding abortion.
TNAMENDMENT 260.92%39.08%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to authorise the state governor to appoint judges subject to confirmation by the state legislature.
TNAMENDMENT 366.22%33.78%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to ban state payroll and income taxes.
TNAMENDMENT 469.60%30.40%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to permit gaming for nonprofits.

TEXAS

TXPROPOSITION 179.79%20.21%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to allocate oil and gasoline tax revenues to the state’s highway fund rather than its rainy day fund.

UTAH

UTAMENDMENT A40.54%59.46%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to permit more than two members of the same political party on the state tax commission.
UTAMENDMENT B55.64%44.36%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to repeal the requirement for a lieutenant governor who is appointed in midterm to stand for election at the next opportunity.
UTAMENDMENT C34.41%65.59%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to authorise separate legal counsel for the state lieutenant governor, auditor, and treasurer.

VIRGINIA

VAPROPERTY TAX EXEMPTION FOR SURVIVING SPOUSES OF ARMED FORCES AMENDMENT87.08%12.92%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to establish a property tax exemption for surviving spouses of military personnel killed in action.

WASHINGTON

WAINITIATIVE 59145.22%54.78%
GOOBNET NO
Bans background checks on firearm sales.
WAINITIATIVE 59458.93%41.07%
GOOBNETYES 
Requires background checks on firearm sales.
WAADVISORY VOTE 853.86%46.14%
GOOBNETYES 
Advisory question on raising taxes on marijuana.
WAADVISORY VOTE 954.87%45.13%
GOOBNETYES 
Advisory question on an excise tax on tribal property.
WAINITIATIVE 135150.49%49.51%
GOOBNETYES 
Limits class sizes in public schools and makes changes to school funding.

WEST VIRGINIA

WVAMENDMENT 161.90%38.10%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to establish a property tax exemption for nonprofit youth organisations.

WISCONSIN

WIQUESTION 179.88%20.12%
GOOBNETYES 
Amends the state constitution to establish a transportation fund.

WYOMING

WYCONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT A29.67%70.33%
GOOBNET NO
Amends the state constitution to permit residents of other states to serve as trustees of the University of Wyoming.

OVERALL SCOREBOARD

StateGoobNetVotersResult
YESNOPASSFAIL
Alabama05500/5
Alaska30303/3
Arizona03211/3
Arkansas23411/5
California33334/6
Colorado13134/4
Connecticut10010/1
District of Columbia10101/1
Florida21122/3
Georgia12301/3
Hawai‘i14323/5
Idaho10011/1
Illinois41504/5
Kansas10101/1
Louisiana686810/14
Maine07611/7
Maryland20202/2
Massachusetts31223/4
Michigan02022/2
Mississippi01100/1
Missouri13221/4
Montana11021/2
Nebraska10101/1
Nevada21120/3
New Jersey02200/2
New Mexico35714/8
New York21302/3
North Carolina10101/1
North Dakota08176/8
Oklahoma30303/3
Oregon52343/7
Rhode Island07522/7
South Carolina20202/2
South Dakota21302/3
Tennessee13401/4
Texas01100/1
Utah12121/3
Virginia10411/1
Washington41105/5
West Virginia01100/1
Wisconsin10101/1
Wyoming01011/1
TOTAL6384965180/147

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