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Fastest Finger Fest: Retired number edition

 

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As you know, in many sports, there exists a tradition of retiring numbers worn by previous great players. Legends such as Barry Sanders, Bobby Orr, and Tony Oliva have been honoured in this way. Youngsters spend hours on the playgrounds dreaming of having their favourite clubs retire their own numbers.

But these honours come with consequences. Many leagues, particularly the National Football League, have many teams that are running out of numbers. The situation has become so dire that wide receivers are now permitted to wear single digit numbers during preseason games. Where will it end?

The correct answer, of course, is fractions, as predicted by Futurama.

But for now, integer jersey numbers still exist. So let’s find out how much you know about them. It’s time for an all new Fastest Finger Fest: Retired Number Edition!

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