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MON 08 JAN 2018
“From snowboarding to sliding, from curling to hockey, from alpine skiing to ski jumping to freestyle skiing to cross country skiing, this will be the world’s largest winter party.” Find out whether Olaf is invited to the Fastest Finger Fest: Winter Olympic Edition.
MON 22 FEB 2016
“There have been thousands of game shows on radio and television over the last century.” Discover that Malcolm is always right in our Fastest Finger Fest: Game Show Edition.
MON 19 OCT 2015
“There have been a great many films over the last century.” Wonder why Robert Rodriguez is nowhere to be found in Fastest Finger Fest: Filmography Edition.
MON 11 MAY 2015
“Where will it end?” Discover whether “face down in a ditch with no pants” can be an acceptable response to the Fastest Finger Fest: Retired Number Edition.
MON 27 OCT 2014
“If not, allow us to tell you what you’re missing out on.” Allow us to tell you what you’re missing out on, which is a Fastest Finger Fest: Misleading Edition.
MON 04 NOV 2013
“Whether fresh or salt, shallow or deep, estuarial or alluvial, water is very important on Earth.” Find out whether you can distinguish the Sulu Sea from the Savu Sea in Fastest Finger Fest: Waters of Earth Edition.
MON 18 JUN 2012
“But how much do you know about this European Championship, and the thirteen that have been played previously?” Expect the inevitable question about Lev Yashin in Fastest Finger Fest: UEFA European Championship Edition.
MON 27 FEB 2012
“If you are a fan of New England or Toronto, your excitement may vary.” Try not to get overly thrilled at Miguel Aceval in Fastest Finger Fest: MLS Edition.
MON 17 OCT 2011
“Do you have a body? If you do, it is made up of atoms.” See if your body works automatically or atomatically in Fastest Finger Fest: Periodic Table Edition.
MON 16 MAY 2011
“You would not have a Dustbuster, Tang, or Velcro were it not for space travel.” Measure your finger speed in microgravity in Fastest Finger Fest: Space Edition.
MON 20 DEC 2010
“Now it’s time to see if your brain hurts or if you always look on the bright side of life.” Don’t try to use a try-finally clause in Fastest Finger Fest: Monty Python Edition.
MON 30 AUG 2010
“We have a variety of questions in a variety of subjects, so play along and see how you do in our latest Fastest Finger Fest.” See how your thumbs score in Don’t Put Monterrey First.
MON 18 JAN 2010
“But this time, you, our readers, have already played along.” Know what question we’re about to ask in How Big is 500?.
MON 09 NOV 2009
“The tenth anniversary celebration of the US version of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire was a great success, featuring some Regis guy, embarrassingly stupid celebrities, big winners, a big loser, and a big surprise.” Find out how to push our buttons in Most Dynamic Digit.
MON 10 AUG 2009
“To play, click on the answers in the order you believe is correct. Click Clear to erase your answers, or Enter to lock them in.” Make an appointment with this week’s game master in How Fast is Your Finger?.
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