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There now follows a ranking of the top Futurama title sequence captions, including the episode in which each appeared. Criteria included funnyness, memorableness, and importantness.
1. | Painstakingly Drawn Before a Live Audience | 2ACV16: “Anthology of Interest I” |
2. | The Flames In Your TV Are Not Part of the Show | 5ACV09: Bender’s Game part one |
3. | If Unable to See This Message, Turn On Futurama Now | 7ACV23: “Game of Tones” |
4. | The Show That Watches Back | 2ACV06: “The Lesser of Two Evils” |
5. | [in Alien Language 1] Thanks for Watching, Futurama Slave Army! | 4ACV17: “Spanish Fry” |
6. | Not the Episode With the Dead Dog | 7ACV25: “Stench and Stenchibility” |
7. | Put On 2-D Glasses Now | 7ACV15: “2-D Blacktop” |
8. | This Episode Has Been Modified to Fit Your Primitive Screen | 2ACV09: “A Bicyclops Built for Two” |
9. | Featuring Gratuitous Alien Nudity | 1ACV05: “Fear of a Bot Planet” |
10. | Not Sure If New Episode or Just Rerun of Episode I Watched Drunk | 7ACV01: “The Bots and the Bees” |
11. | Now Interactive! Joystick Controls Fry’s Left Ear | 4ACV09: “Teenage Mutant Leela’s Hurdles” |
12. | If You Don’t Watch It, Someone Else Will | 6ACV07: “The Late Philip J Fry” |
13. | Not a Substitute for Human Interaction | 2ACV19: “The Cryonic Woman” |
14. | The Only Show Broadcast at the Speed of Light | 7ACV20: “Calculon 2.0” |
15. | Coming Soon to an Illegal DVD | 2ACV10: “A Clone of My Own” |
16. | Penetrates Even the Thickest Foil Hat | 6ACV21: “Yo Leela Leela” |
17. | For the Sophisticated Shut-In | 6ACV16: “Law and Oracle” |
18. | Or Is It? | 4ACV05: “A Taste of Freedom” |
19. | Put On 3-D Monocle Now | 6ACV05: “The Duh-Vinci Code” |
20. | Presented in Doublevision (Where Drunk) | 1ACV07: “My Three Suns” |
21. | For Proper Viewing, Take Red Pill Now | 3ACV14: “Time Keeps On Slippin’” |
22. | Psst... Big Party at Your House After the Show! | 3ACV17: “A Pharaoh to Remember” |
23. | We’re Following You, but Not on Twitter | 6ACV24: “Cold Warriors” |
24. | Voted “Best” | 4ACV16: “Three Hundred Big Boys” |
25. | It Just Won’t Stay Dead! | 5ACV01: Bender’s Big Score part one |
26. | The Episode They’ll Be Thinking About By the Water Cooler, But Not Mentioning Specifically | 5ACV10: Bender’s Game part two |
27. | Touch Eyeballs to Screen for Cheap Laser Surgery | 2ACV17: “War Is the H-Word” |
28. | Featuring a New Invisible Character Who Doesn’t Speak | 7ACV21: “Assie Come Home” |
29. | Not Y3K Compliant | 2ACV02: “Brannigan, Begin Again” |
30. | Disclaimer: Any Resemblance to Actual Robots Would Be Really Cool | 3ACV12: “The Route of All Evil” |
31. | Please Rise for the Futurama Theme Song | 3ACV09: “The Cyber House Rules” |
32. | Known to Cause Insanity in Laboratory Mice | 4ACV08: “Crimes of the Hot” |
33. | It’s Like “Hee Haw” with Lasers | 4ACV02: “Leela’s Homeworld” |
34. | [in Alien Language 1] The Humans Shall Not Defeat Us | 5ACV16: Into the Wild Green Yonder part four |
35. | The One Bright Spot in Your Life! | 6ACV22: “Fry Am the Egg Man” |
36. | Smell-O-Vision Users Insert Nostril Tubes Now | 2ACV18: “The Honking” |
37. | Soon to Be a Hit Television Show | 6ACV25: “Overclockwise” |
38. | Others Ask, “What If?” We Ask, “Why If.” | 6ACV17: “Benderama” |
39. | Ask Your Doctor If Futurama Is Right for You | 7ACV02: “A Farewell to Arms” |
40. | Deciphered from Crop Circles | 3ACV08: “That’s Lobstertainment!” |
41. | When You See the Robot, Drink! | 4ACV03: “Love and Rocket” |
42. | Love It or Shove It | 3ACV21: “Future Stock” |
43. | Any Resemblance to Actual Future Is Purely Coincidental | 7ACV14: “Forty Percent Leadbelly” |
44. | See You on Some Other Channel | 4ACV18: “The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings” |
45. | A Stern Warning of Things to Come | 2ACV12: “The Deep South” |
46. | Federal Law Prohibits Changing the Channel | 3ACV13: “Bendin’ In the Wind” |
47. | If Accidentally Watched, Induce Vomiting | 3ACV22: “The 30% Iron Chef” |
48. | 0100100001101001 | 5ACV07: The Beast with a Billion Backs part three |
49. | Apply Directly to the Eyes | 6ACV02: “In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela” |
50. | Condemned by the Space Pope | 1ACV09: “Hell Is Other Robots” |
51. | 50% More Colors Than Bargain-Brand Cartoons | 7ACV08: “Fun on a Bun” |
52. | Avenge Us | 7ACV26: “Meanwhile” |
53. | Made By Hand (and Tentacle) | 7ACV12: “Viva Mars Vegas” |
54. | 80% Entertainment by Volume | 3ACV07: “The Day the Earth Stood Stupid” |
55. | [Cancel] [OK] | 7ACV05: “Zapp Dingbat” |
56. | Not Affiliated with Futurama Brass Knuckle Co | 4ACV07: “Jurassic Bark” |
57. | Dictated but Not Read | 6ACV04: “Proposition Infinity” |
58. | Made You Look! | 6ACV06: “Lethal Inspection” |
59. | It’s Tentacular! | 6ACV18: “The Tip of the Zoidberg” |
60. | Made from 100% Recycled Pixels | 7ACV03: “Decision 3012” |
61. | Not Based on the Novel by James Fenimore Cooper | 2ACV07: “Put Your Head on My Shoulders” |
62. | Time Travelers: Only 331 Shopping Days til Last Xmas | 6ACV13: “The Futurama Holiday Spectacular” |
63. | Secreted by the Comedy Bee | 3ACV01: “Amazon Women in the Mood” |
64. | Bender’s Humor by Microsoft Joke | 3ACV11: “Insane in the Mainframe” |
65. | Simulcast on Crazy People’s Fillings | 2ACV13: “Bender Gets Made” |
66. | No Humans Were Probed in the Making of This Episode | 3ACV15: “I Dated a Robot” |
67. | For External Use Only | 2ACV15: “The Problem with Popplers” |
68. | You Can’t Prove It Won’t Happen | 4ACV14: “Obsoletely Fabulous” |
69. | Watch It or Die Trying | 7ACV17: “Fry and Leela’s Big Fling” |
70. | The Proud Result of Prison Labor | 5ACV05: The Beast with a Billion Backs part one |
71. | Last Known Transmission of the Hubble Telescope | 5ACV04: Bender’s Big Score part four |
72. | Loading... | 1ACV06: “A Fishful of Dollars” |
73. | As Seen on TV | 1ACV03: “I, Roommate” |
74. | Filmed on Location | 1ACV10: “A Flight to Remember” |
75. | #1 Most Viewed Show Among Viewbots | 6ACV19: “Ghost in the Machines” |
76. | As Seen At the 1939 World’s Fair | 7ACV18: “The Inhuman Torch” |
77. | Purveyors of Entertainment to Her Majesty the Space Queen | 7ACV06: “The Butterjunk Effect” |
78. | Presented in BC [Brain Control] Where Available | 1ACV04: “Love’s Labour Lost in Space” |
79. | A By-Product of the TV Industry | 4ACV12: “The Sting” |
80. | ESP: Closed-Captioned for the ESP-Impaired | 5ACV13: Into the Wild Green Yonder part one |
81. | Two Scoops of Pixels in Every Scene | 6ACV11: “Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences” |
82. | Based on a True Story | 2ACV04: “Xmas Story” |
83. | Dancing Space Potatoes? You Bet! | 4ACV10: “The Why of Fry” |
84. | Beats a Hard Kick In the Face | 4ACV15: “The Farnsworth Parabox” |
85. | As Foretold by Nostradamus | 2ACV11: “How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back” |
86. | What Happens in Cygnus X-1 Stays in Cygnus X-1 | 6ACV10: “The Prisoner of Benda” |
87. | Too Hot for Radio | 4ACV13: “Bend Her” |
88. | Soon to Be a Major Religion | 4ACV04: “Less Than Hero” |
89. | Mr Bender’s Wardrobe by Robotany 500 | 1ACV08: “A Big Piece of Garbage” |
90. | Fun for the Whole Family Except Grandma and Grandpa | 3ACV19: “Roswell That Ends Well” |
91. | One of the 77 Wonders of the Future World | 7ACV16: “T: The Terrestrial” |
92. | Today’s Episode Brought To You By the Letter [in Alien Language 1] O | 7ACV11: “31st Century Fox” |
93. | Warning: Do Not Show to Horses | 7ACV09: “Free Will Hunting” |
94. | There’s No Bismuth Like Show Bismuth | 7ACV10: “Near-Death Wish” |
95. | Krafted with Luv by Monsters | 3ACV10: “Where the Buggalo Roam” |
96. | Larva-Tested, Pupa-Approved | 2ACV14: “Mother’s Day” |
97. | Controlling You Through a Chip In Your Butt Since 1999 | 4ACV06: “Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television” |
98. | Provides a Full Day’s Supply of Vitamin F! | 6ACV20: “Neutopia” |
99. | Now Available Without a Prescription | 5ACV15: Into the Wild Green Yonder part three |
100. | Made from Meat By-Products | 2ACV01: “I Second That Emotion” |
101. | (Or Similar Product) | 6ACV08: “That Darn Katz!” |
102. | No Refunds | 6ACV14: “The Silence of the Clamps” |
103. | Broadcast Simultaneously One Year in the Future | 3ACV04: “The Luck of the Fryrish” |
104. | Spoiler Alert: Robots and Whatnot | 7ACV22: “Leela and the Genestalk” |
105. | Collect All Fifty Billion! | 5ACV12: Bender’s Game part four |
106. | Brought to You by Regretto Permanent Clown Makeup | 7ACV19: “Saturday Morning Fun Pit” |
107. | Featuring Sparky, the Invisible Elf | 6ACV15: “Möbius Dick” |
108. | In Color | 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000” |
109. | Proudly Made on Earth | 1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack” |
110. | Transmitido en Martian en SAP | 1ACV11: “Mars University” |
111. | Scratch Here to Reveal Prize | 3ACV16: “A Leela of Her Own” |
112. | If Not Entertaining, Write Your Congressman | 3ACV02: “Parasites Lost” |
113. | Rebirth | 6ACV01: “Rebirth” |
114. | 100 | 6ACV12: “The Mutants Are Revolting” |
115. | Where No Fan Has Gone Before | 4ACV11: “Where No Fan Has Gone Before” |
116. | Hey, TiVo! Suggest This! | 3ACV18: “Anthology of Interest II” |
117. | Apply Directly to the Foreclaw | 5ACV03: Bender’s Big Score part three |
118. | #1 Rated Show in Universe 3 | 7ACV24: “Murder on the Planet Express” |
119. | If This Show’s A-Rockin’, Don’t Come A-Knockin’ | 7ACV04: “The Thief of Baghead” |
120. | Tell Your Parents It’s Educational | 7ACV13: “Naturama” |
121. | This Episode Worth 250 Futurama Points | 7ACV07: “The Six Million Dollar Mon” |
122. | This Episode Performed Entirely by Sock Puppets | 3ACV03: “A Tale of Two Santas” |
123. | In Hypno-Vision | 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed” |
124. | The Robots Are Coming! The Robots Are Coming! | 5ACV08: The Beast with a Billion Backs part four |
125. | This Time, It’s Personal | 6ACV09: “A Clockwork Origin” |
126. | From the Makers of Futurama | 2ACV03: “A Head in the Polls” |
127. | Live from Omicron Persei 8 | 1ACV13: “Fry and the Slurm Factory” |
128. | Now with Chucklelin | 3ACV05: “The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz” |
129. | If You Can Read This, Thank Us! | 5ACV14: Into the Wild Green Yonder part two |
130. | Current eBay Bid: $8.51 | 5ACV11: Bender’s Game part three |
131. | Please Turn Off All Cell Phones and Tricorders | 3ACV20: “Godfellas” |
132. | Torn from Tomorrow’s Headlines | 3ACV06: “Bendless Love” |
133. | It Makes a Nice Sandwich | 5ACV06: The Beast with a Billion Backs part two |
134. | There Will Be a Test | 6ACV03: “Attack of the Killer App” |
135. | Nominated for Three Glemmys | 2ACV08: “Raging Bender” |
136. | Bigfoot’s Choice | 4ACV01: “Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch” |
137. | Reincarnation | 6ACV26: “Reincarnation” |
138. | From the Network That Brought You “The Simpsons” | 2ACV05: “Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?” |
139. | Apply Viewing Oil Now | 6ACV23: “All the Presidents’ Heads” |
140. | Watch, Rinse, Repeat | 5ACV02: Bender’s Big Score part two |
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