Regarding the inner workings of windmills

There now follows a ranking of the top Futurama title sequence captions, including the episode in which each appeared. Criteria included funnyness, memorableness, and importantness.

1.	Painstakingly Drawn Before a Live Audience	2ACV16: “Anthology of Interest I”
2.	The Flames In Your TV Are Not Part of the Show	5ACV09: Bender’s Game part one
3.	If Unable to See This Message, Turn On Futurama Now	7ACV23: “Game of Tones”
4.	The Show That Watches Back	2ACV06: “The Lesser of Two Evils”
5.	[in Alien Language 1] Thanks for Watching, Futurama Slave Army!	4ACV17: “Spanish Fry”
6.	Not the Episode With the Dead Dog	7ACV25: “Stench and Stenchibility”
7.	Put On 2-D Glasses Now	7ACV15: “2-D Blacktop”
8.	This Episode Has Been Modified to Fit Your Primitive Screen	2ACV09: “A Bicyclops Built for Two”
9.	Featuring Gratuitous Alien Nudity	1ACV05: “Fear of a Bot Planet”
10.	Not Sure If New Episode or Just Rerun of Episode I Watched Drunk	7ACV01: “The Bots and the Bees”
11.	Now Interactive! Joystick Controls Fry’s Left Ear	4ACV09: “Teenage Mutant Leela’s Hurdles”
12.	If You Don’t Watch It, Someone Else Will	6ACV07: “The Late Philip J Fry”
13.	Not a Substitute for Human Interaction	2ACV19: “The Cryonic Woman”
14.	The Only Show Broadcast at the Speed of Light	7ACV20: “Calculon 2.0”
15.	Coming Soon to an Illegal DVD	2ACV10: “A Clone of My Own”
16.	Penetrates Even the Thickest Foil Hat	6ACV21: “Yo Leela Leela”
17.	For the Sophisticated Shut-In	6ACV16: “Law and Oracle”
18.	Or Is It?	4ACV05: “A Taste of Freedom”
19.	Put On 3-D Monocle Now	6ACV05: “The Duh-Vinci Code”
20.	Presented in Doublevision (Where Drunk)	1ACV07: “My Three Suns”
21.	For Proper Viewing, Take Red Pill Now	3ACV14: “Time Keeps On Slippin’”
22.	Psst... Big Party at Your House After the Show!	3ACV17: “A Pharaoh to Remember”
23.	We’re Following You, but Not on Twitter	6ACV24: “Cold Warriors”
24.	Voted “Best”	4ACV16: “Three Hundred Big Boys”
25.	It Just Won’t Stay Dead!	5ACV01: Bender’s Big Score part one
26.	The Episode They’ll Be Thinking About By the Water Cooler, But Not Mentioning Specifically	5ACV10: Bender’s Game part two
27.	Touch Eyeballs to Screen for Cheap Laser Surgery	2ACV17: “War Is the H-Word”
28.	Featuring a New Invisible Character Who Doesn’t Speak	7ACV21: “Assie Come Home”
29.	Not Y3K Compliant	2ACV02: “Brannigan, Begin Again”
30.	Disclaimer: Any Resemblance to Actual Robots Would Be Really Cool	3ACV12: “The Route of All Evil”
31.	Please Rise for the Futurama Theme Song	3ACV09: “The Cyber House Rules”
32.	Known to Cause Insanity in Laboratory Mice	4ACV08: “Crimes of the Hot”
33.	It’s Like “Hee Haw” with Lasers	4ACV02: “Leela’s Homeworld”
34.	[in Alien Language 1] The Humans Shall Not Defeat Us	5ACV16: Into the Wild Green Yonder part four
35.	The One Bright Spot in Your Life!	6ACV22: “Fry Am the Egg Man”
36.	Smell-O-Vision Users Insert Nostril Tubes Now	2ACV18: “The Honking”
37.	Soon to Be a Hit Television Show	6ACV25: “Overclockwise”
38.	Others Ask, “What If?” We Ask, “Why If.”	6ACV17: “Benderama”
39.	Ask Your Doctor If Futurama Is Right for You	7ACV02: “A Farewell to Arms”
40.	Deciphered from Crop Circles	3ACV08: “That’s Lobstertainment!”
41.	When You See the Robot, Drink!	4ACV03: “Love and Rocket”
42.	Love It or Shove It	3ACV21: “Future Stock”
43.	Any Resemblance to Actual Future Is Purely Coincidental	7ACV14: “Forty Percent Leadbelly”
44.	See You on Some Other Channel	4ACV18: “The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings”
45.	A Stern Warning of Things to Come	2ACV12: “The Deep South”
46.	Federal Law Prohibits Changing the Channel	3ACV13: “Bendin’ In the Wind”
47.	If Accidentally Watched, Induce Vomiting	3ACV22: “The 30% Iron Chef”
48.	0100100001101001	5ACV07: The Beast with a Billion Backs part three
49.	Apply Directly to the Eyes	6ACV02: “In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela”
50.	Condemned by the Space Pope	1ACV09: “Hell Is Other Robots”
51.	50% More Colors Than Bargain-Brand Cartoons	7ACV08: “Fun on a Bun”
52.	Avenge Us	7ACV26: “Meanwhile”
53.	Made By Hand (and Tentacle)	7ACV12: “Viva Mars Vegas”
54.	80% Entertainment by Volume	3ACV07: “The Day the Earth Stood Stupid”
55.	[Cancel] [OK]	7ACV05: “Zapp Dingbat”
56.	Not Affiliated with Futurama Brass Knuckle Co	4ACV07: “Jurassic Bark”
57.	Dictated but Not Read	6ACV04: “Proposition Infinity”
58.	Made You Look!	6ACV06: “Lethal Inspection”
59.	It’s Tentacular!	6ACV18: “The Tip of the Zoidberg”
60.	Made from 100% Recycled Pixels	7ACV03: “Decision 3012”
61.	Not Based on the Novel by James Fenimore Cooper	2ACV07: “Put Your Head on My Shoulders”
62.	Time Travelers: Only 331 Shopping Days til Last Xmas	6ACV13: “The Futurama Holiday Spectacular”
63.	Secreted by the Comedy Bee	3ACV01: “Amazon Women in the Mood”
64.	Bender’s Humor by Microsoft Joke	3ACV11: “Insane in the Mainframe”
65.	Simulcast on Crazy People’s Fillings	2ACV13: “Bender Gets Made”
66.	No Humans Were Probed in the Making of This Episode	3ACV15: “I Dated a Robot”
67.	For External Use Only	2ACV15: “The Problem with Popplers”
68.	You Can’t Prove It Won’t Happen	4ACV14: “Obsoletely Fabulous”
69.	Watch It or Die Trying	7ACV17: “Fry and Leela’s Big Fling”
70.	The Proud Result of Prison Labor	5ACV05: The Beast with a Billion Backs part one
71.	Last Known Transmission of the Hubble Telescope	5ACV04: Bender’s Big Score part four
72.	Loading...	1ACV06: “A Fishful of Dollars”
73.	As Seen on TV	1ACV03: “I, Roommate”
74.	Filmed on Location	1ACV10: “A Flight to Remember”
75.	#1 Most Viewed Show Among Viewbots	6ACV19: “Ghost in the Machines”
76.	As Seen At the 1939 World’s Fair	7ACV18: “The Inhuman Torch”
77.	Purveyors of Entertainment to Her Majesty the Space Queen	7ACV06: “The Butterjunk Effect”
78.	Presented in BC [Brain Control] Where Available	1ACV04: “Love’s Labour Lost in Space”
79.	A By-Product of the TV Industry	4ACV12: “The Sting”
80.	ESP: Closed-Captioned for the ESP-Impaired	5ACV13: Into the Wild Green Yonder part one
81.	Two Scoops of Pixels in Every Scene	6ACV11: “Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences”
82.	Based on a True Story	2ACV04: “Xmas Story”
83.	Dancing Space Potatoes? You Bet!	4ACV10: “The Why of Fry”
84.	Beats a Hard Kick In the Face	4ACV15: “The Farnsworth Parabox”
85.	As Foretold by Nostradamus	2ACV11: “How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back”
86.	What Happens in Cygnus X-1 Stays in Cygnus X-1	6ACV10: “The Prisoner of Benda”
87.	Too Hot for Radio	4ACV13: “Bend Her”
88.	Soon to Be a Major Religion	4ACV04: “Less Than Hero”
89.	Mr Bender’s Wardrobe by Robotany 500	1ACV08: “A Big Piece of Garbage”
90.	Fun for the Whole Family Except Grandma and Grandpa	3ACV19: “Roswell That Ends Well”
91.	One of the 7⁷ Wonders of the Future World	7ACV16: “T: The Terrestrial”
92.	Today’s Episode Brought To You By the Letter [in Alien Language 1] O	7ACV11: “31st Century Fox”
93.	Warning: Do Not Show to Horses	7ACV09: “Free Will Hunting”
94.	There’s No Bismuth Like Show Bismuth	7ACV10: “Near-Death Wish”
95.	Krafted with Luv by Monsters	3ACV10: “Where the Buggalo Roam”
96.	Larva-Tested, Pupa-Approved	2ACV14: “Mother’s Day”
97.	Controlling You Through a Chip In Your Butt Since 1999	4ACV06: “Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television”
98.	Provides a Full Day’s Supply of Vitamin F!	6ACV20: “Neutopia”
99.	Now Available Without a Prescription	5ACV15: Into the Wild Green Yonder part three
100.	Made from Meat By-Products	2ACV01: “I Second That Emotion”
101.	(Or Similar Product)	6ACV08: “That Darn Katz!”
102.	No Refunds	6ACV14: “The Silence of the Clamps”
103.	Broadcast Simultaneously One Year in the Future	3ACV04: “The Luck of the Fryrish”
104.	Spoiler Alert: Robots and Whatnot	7ACV22: “Leela and the Genestalk”
105.	Collect All Fifty Billion!	5ACV12: Bender’s Game part four
106.	Brought to You by Regretto Permanent Clown Makeup	7ACV19: “Saturday Morning Fun Pit”
107.	Featuring Sparky, the Invisible Elf	6ACV15: “Möbius Dick”
108.	In Color	1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”
109.	Proudly Made on Earth	1ACV12: “When Aliens Attack”
110.	Transmitido en Martian en SAP	1ACV11: “Mars University”
111.	Scratch Here to Reveal Prize	3ACV16: “A Leela of Her Own”
112.	If Not Entertaining, Write Your Congressman	3ACV02: “Parasites Lost”
113.	Rebirth	6ACV01: “Rebirth”
114.	100	6ACV12: “The Mutants Are Revolting”
115.	Where No Fan Has Gone Before	4ACV11: “Where No Fan Has Gone Before”
116.	Hey, TiVo! Suggest This!	3ACV18: “Anthology of Interest II”
117.	Apply Directly to the Foreclaw	5ACV03: Bender’s Big Score part three
118.	#1 Rated Show in Universe 3	7ACV24: “Murder on the Planet Express”
119.	If This Show’s A-Rockin’, Don’t Come A-Knockin’	7ACV04: “The Thief of Baghead”
120.	Tell Your Parents It’s Educational	7ACV13: “Naturama”
121.	This Episode Worth 250 Futurama Points	7ACV07: “The Six Million Dollar Mon”
122.	This Episode Performed Entirely by Sock Puppets	3ACV03: “A Tale of Two Santas”
123.	In Hypno-Vision	1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”
124.	The Robots Are Coming! The Robots Are Coming!	5ACV08: The Beast with a Billion Backs part four
125.	This Time, It’s Personal	6ACV09: “A Clockwork Origin”
126.	From the Makers of Futurama	2ACV03: “A Head in the Polls”
127.	Live from Omicron Persei 8	1ACV13: “Fry and the Slurm Factory”
128.	Now with Chucklelin	3ACV05: “The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz”
129.	If You Can Read This, Thank Us!	5ACV14: Into the Wild Green Yonder part two
130.	Current eBay Bid: $8.51	5ACV11: Bender’s Game part three
131.	Please Turn Off All Cell Phones and Tricorders	3ACV20: “Godfellas”
132.	Torn from Tomorrow’s Headlines	3ACV06: “Bendless Love”
133.	It Makes a Nice Sandwich	5ACV06: The Beast with a Billion Backs part two
134.	There Will Be a Test	6ACV03: “Attack of the Killer App”
135.	Nominated for Three Glemmys	2ACV08: “Raging Bender”
136.	Bigfoot’s Choice	4ACV01: “Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch”
137.	Reincarnation	6ACV26: “Reincarnation”
138.	From the Network That Brought You “The Simpsons”	2ACV05: “Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?”
139.	Apply Viewing Oil Now	6ACV23: “All the Presidents’ Heads”
140.	Watch, Rinse, Repeat	5ACV02: Bender’s Big Score part two

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