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A number of people watched Costa Rica’s 4-0 win over the United States in the 2018 Men’s World Cup qualifiers on Tuesday. Amongst these was Donald J Trump, president elect of the United States and noted advocate of American regreatification. Here now are the posts that Mr Trump created before, during, and after the match using his Twitter machine.


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Donald J. Trump
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@SoccerByIves “US president does not have authority to appoint #USMNT coach” No past president has been man enough to try!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 04:26:20 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
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Gen Kellogg will report directly to me. I will instruct Gen Kellogg on all aspects of #USMNT. I have the best lineups & tactics!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 04:23:02 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
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Gen Kellogg will be greatest coach ever. Will win so many games for America. You’ll get tired of winning!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 04:21:13 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
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My 1st action as president will be to appoint Ret Gen Keith Kellogg as new #USMNT coach. Great at defense!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 04:19:51 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
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US Soccer needs great leader to undo damage done by Klinsmann administration. I know the right man for the job!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 04:18:35 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
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Jurgen Klinsmann actually taking 2 jobs from hard working Americans: coach AND technical director. Unfair!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 04:09:05 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
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@JeffreyCarlisle I never said Jurgen Klinsmann was the right man for the job. To report otherwise is wrong & a lie!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 04:03:27 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Jurgen Klinsmann was born in Germany. American coaches unfairly denied job. Americans should be coached by Americans!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 03:58:52 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
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Liberal media says Joel Campbell was born in Costa Rica. I have never seen a birth certificate!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 03:52:40 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
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Jurgen Klinsmann’s tactics giving #USMNT no chance to win. You’re fired!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 03:51:39 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
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Joel Campbell just scored 2 goals for Costa Rica. Costa Rica relying on foreign players. Shameful!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 03:47:12 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

#USMNT defense crumbling. Need a wall. I build the best walls!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 03:36:36 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Liberal media reporting America losing to Costa Rica at halftime. No belief in #USMNT. Sad!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 02:57:04 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
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Jurgen Klinsmann is the right man to lead US soccer to Russia. Players who did not believe in his tactics on Friday need to apologize!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 02:31:41 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Looking forward to going to Russia with #USMNT & introducing them to Vladimir Putin. Great & inspiring leader!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 01:51:09 UTC

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Donald J. Trump
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Enjoying a burrito before the #CRCvUSA game. The best burritos are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Costa Ricans!

WED 16 NOV 2016 – 00:46:19 UTC

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