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2018 GoobNet Women’s Winter Paralympic Championship: Seedings

We are pleased to announce the seeds for the first GoobNet Women’s Winter Paralympic Championship, determining the best female Winter Paralympian of all time.

The top 64 female Paralympians in the all time medal table, through the 2014 games, have been seeded as shown below.

As you can see, the regional semifinals and finals are to be hosted by four of the previous Paralympic hosts: Vancouver, Canada; Turin, Italy; Nagano, Japan; and Lillehammer, Norway. We will begin the tournament next week right here on GoobNet, so be sure to join us then.

And be sure to start looking at how you’ll fill in your bracket. Will you favour athletes who have competed in multiple sports, like Ragnhild Myklebust? Will you go for those who have dominated a particular sport, like Sarah Will? Or will you look for dark horses who excelled in sports in which there are fewer medals on offer, like Sonja Gaudet? There are billions of ways to fill in your bracket. Will yours be the right one?

LILLEHAMMER REGIONAL

SeedNameNationSportYearsGoldSilverBronzeTotal
1Ragnhild MYKLEBUSTNorwayBiathlon
Cross country skiing
Ice sledge speed skating
1988-2002223227
2Sarah BILLMEIERUnited StatesAlpine skiing1992-200275113
3Nancy GUSTAFSONUnited StatesAlpine skiing1988-19947108
4Danja HASLACHERAustriaAlpine skiing1998-20065016
5Anja SCHAFFELHUBERGermanyAlpine skiing2010-20145016
6Lahja HAEMAELAEINENFinlandIce sledge speed skating1980-19844037
7Lioubov PANINYKHRussiaCross country skiing1992-19984026
8Susanne ISCHINGERGermanyCross country skiing1994-19983115
9Alena KAUFMANRussiaBiathlon2006-20143115
10Lioubov VASILIEVARussiaCross country skiing20063014
11Martina ALTENBERGERAustriaAlpine skiing19883003
12Natalia SMIRNOVARussiaCross country skiing19983003
13Majorie VAN DE BUNTNetherlandsBiathlon
Cross country skiing
1994-200224410
14Sylva OLSENNorwayIce sledge speed skating1980-198816411
15Tone EDVARDSENNorwayIce sledge speed skating19981214
16Maria IOVLEVARussiaBiathlon20101102

NAGANO REGIONAL

SeedNameNationSportYearsGoldSilverBronzeTotal
1Tanja KARIFinlandCross country skiing1988-2002121114
2Sarah WILLUnited StatesAlpine skiing1992-2002121013
3Anna MILENINARussiaBiathlon
Cross country skiing
2006-201455212
4Katerina TEPLACzech RepAlpine skiing1992-20025409
5Magda AMOSpainAlpine skiing1992-19984116
6Kirsti PENNANENFinlandCross country skiing1984-19924116
7Liudmila VAUCHOKBelarusCross country skiing2006-20103328
8Anne Helene BARLUNDNorwayCross country skiing1994-19983317
9Liisa MAEKELAEFinlandCross country skiing1980-19843104
10Miki MATSUEJapanIce sledge speed skating19983104
11Sonja GAUDETCanadaWheelchair curling2006-20143003
12Alli HATVAFinlandCross country skiing1980-19843003
13Miyuki KOBAYASHIJapanBiathlon1998-20062103
14Oleksandra KONONOVAUkraineBiathlon2010-20142103
15Iuliia BUDALEEVARussiaBiathlon20141203
16Svetlana KONOVALOVARussiaBiathlon20141203

TURIN REGIONAL

SeedNameNationSportYearsGoldSilverBronzeTotal
1Reinhild MÖLLERGermanyAlpine skiing1980-2006162119
2Lauren WOOLSTENCROFTCanadaAlpine skiing2002-201081110
3Birgitta SUNDSwedenCross country skiing1976-19806006
4Henrieta FARKAŠOVÁSlovakiaAlpine skiing2010-20145117
5Brigitte MADLENERAustriaAlpine skiing1980-19844206
6Tone GRAVVOLDNorwayCross country skiing1994-20024037
7Marie BOCHETFranceAlpine skiing20144004
8Kaija TUIKKANENFinlandCross country skiing1992-19983227
9Elisabeth KELLNERAustriaAlpine skiing1988-19943104
10Elena REMIZOVARussiaCross country skiing20143104
11Kari ARONSENNorwayIce sledge speed skating19803003
12Irene MOILLENSwitzerlandAlpine skiing19763003
13Wakako TSUCHIDAJapanIce sledge speed skating19982204
14Anne Mette SAMDALNorwayIce sledge speed skating19982002
15Karin ENDSJØNorwayIce sledge speed skating19841214
16Theres HUSERSwitzerlandBiathlon1994-19981102

VANCOUVER REGIONAL

SeedNameNationSportYearsGoldSilverBronzeTotal
1Verena BENTELEGermanyBiathlon
Cross country skiing
1998-2010122216
2Brit MJAASUND ØJENNorwayIce sledge speed skating1980-199482111
3Olena IURKOVSKAUkraineBiathlon
Cross country skiing
2002-201456718
4Annemie SCHNEIDERGermanyAlpine skiing1976-19945128
5Gunilla AHRENSwedenAlpine skiing1984-19984116
6Desiree JOHANSSONSwedenCross country skiing1980-19844105
7Pascale CASANOVAFranceAlpine skiing1998-200636211
8Christine WINKLERAustriaAlpine skiing1980-19843306
9Eva LEMEZOVACzechoslovakiaAlpine skiing1976-19803104
10Elisabeth OSTERWALDERSwitzerlandAlpine skiing1976-19843104
11Rachael BATTERSBYNew ZealandAlpine skiing20023003
12Petra MERKOTTGermany FRAlpine skiing19763003
13Mikhalina LYSOVARussiaBiathlon2010-20142125
14Ina FORRESTCanadaWheelchair curling2010-20142002
15Anne FLORIETFranceBiathlon1998-20061214
16Kirsti HOOEENNorwayIce sledge speed skating1988-19941157

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