WEEKLY WHINE

2018 GoobNet Women’s Winter Paralympic Championship: Brackets

We are pleased to announce the brackets for the first GoobNet Women’s Winter Paralympic Championship, determining the best female Winter Paralympian of all time. The athletes have been allocated into the brackets based upon the seedings that we announced last week. We have selected our hosts from amongst the previous and current Paralympic host cities. The regional semifinals and finals will be hosted by Lillehammer, Norway; Nagano, Japan; Turin, Italy; and Vancouver, BC, Canada. The final two rounds will be hosted by Stoke Mandeville.

So, these are the brackets. Now it is your turn. Fill in your bracket by clicking your preferred Paralympian in each pair. Then advance through the rounds until you reach the final. At that point, you will have determined the best female Paralympian of all time.

Then, you may submit your bracket into the GoobNet Big Realistic Aggregating Computer for Keeping Expectations of Tournaments. The GoobNet BRACKET will compute everyone’s probabilities of winning the tournament based upon their historical performances, taking literally octillions of factors into account. Or, at least, the same factor octillions of times.

LILLEHAMMER REGIONAL

NAGANO REGIONAL

TURIN REGIONAL

VANCOUVER REGIONAL

STOKE MANDEVILLE FINAL ROUNDS