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2018 GoobNet Women’s Winter Paralympic Championship: Brackets

We are pleased to announce the brackets for the first GoobNet Women’s Winter Paralympic Championship, determining the best female Winter Paralympian of all time. The athletes have been allocated into the brackets based upon the seedings that we announced last week. We have selected our hosts from amongst the previous and current Paralympic host cities. The regional semifinals and finals will be hosted by Lillehammer, Norway; Nagano, Japan; Turin, Italy; and Vancouver, BC, Canada. The final two rounds will be hosted by Stoke Mandeville.

So, these are the brackets. Now it is your turn. Fill in your bracket by clicking your preferred Paralympian in each pair. Then advance through the rounds until you reach the final. At that point, you will have determined the best female Paralympian of all time.

Then, you may submit your bracket into the GoobNet Big Realistic Aggregating Computer for Keeping Expectations of Tournaments. The GoobNet BRACKET will compute everyone’s probabilities of winning the tournament based upon their historical performances, taking literally octillions of factors into account. Or, at least, the same factor octillions of times.

LILLEHAMMER REGIONAL

SALT LAKE CITY SECTIONAL

 

 

 

 

01. Ragnhild Myklebust

16. Maria Iovleva

 

 

08. Susanne Ischinger

09. Alena Kaufman

04. Danja Haslacher

13. Majorie van de Bunt

 

 

05. Anja Schaffelhuber

12. Natalia Smirnova

ALBERTVILLE SECTIONAL

 

 

02. Sarah Billmeier

15. Tone Edvardsen

 

 

07. Lioubov Paninykh

10. Lioubov Vasilieva

03. Nancy Gustafson

14. Sylva Olsen

 

 

06. Lahja Haemaelaeinen

11. Martina Altenberger

NAGANO REGIONAL

GEILO SECTIONAL

 

 

 

 

01. Tanja Kari

16. Svetlana Konovalova

 

 

08. Anne Helene Barlund

09. Liisa Maekelae

04. Katerina Tepla

13. Miyuki Kobayashi

 

 

05. Magda Amo

12. Alli Hatva

TORONTO SECTIONAL

 

 

02. Sarah Will

15. Iuliia Budaleeva

 

 

07. Liudmila Vauchok

10. Miki Matsue

03. Anna Milenina

14. Oleksandra Kononova

 

 

06. Kirsti Pennanen

11. Sonja Gaudet

TURIN REGIONAL

ÖRNSKÖLDSVIK SECTIONAL

 

 

 

 

01. Reinhild Möller

16. Theres Huser

 

 

08. Kaija Tuikkanen

09. Elisabeth Kellner

04. Henrieta Farkašová

13. Wakako Tsuchida

 

 

05. Brigitte Madlener

12. Irene Moillen

PYEONGCHANG SECTIONAL

 

 

02. Lauren Woolstencroft

15. Karin Endsjø

 

 

07. Marie Bochet

10. Elena Remizova

03. Birgitta Sund

14. Anne Mette Samdal

 

 

06. Tone Gravvold

11. Kari Aronsen

VANCOUVER REGIONAL

ROME SECTIONAL

 

 

 

 

01. Verena Bentele

16. Kirsti Hooeen

 

 

08. Christine Winkler

09. Eva Lemezova

04. Annemie Schneider

13. Mikhalina Lysova

 

 

05. Gunilla Ahren

12. Petra Merkott

INNSBRUCK SECTIONAL

 

 

02. Brit Mjaasund Øjen

15. Anne Floriet

 

 

07. Pascale Casanova

10. Elisabeth Osterwalder

03. Olena Iurkovska

14. Ina Forrest

 

 

06. Desiree Johansson

11. Rachael Battersby

STOKE MANDEVILLE FINAL ROUNDS

 

 

 

 

 

 

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