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2018 GoobNet Women’s Winter Paralympic Championship: Results
Here are the results of the first GoobNet Women’s Winter Paralympic Championship, determining the best female Winter Paralympian of all time. This tournament was a thrilling, highly enjoyable competition, and our hosts truly put on a wonderful show for us. The hosts were selected from amongst the Paralympic host cities of past and present. The regional semifinals and finals were held in Lillehammer, Norway; Nagano, Japan; Turin, Italy; and Vancouver, BC, Canada. The final two rounds were held at Stoke Mandeville, England, UK.
The tournament, as with the Paralympic Games themselves, was full of surprises. Unfancied alpine skier Rachael Battersby of New Zealand got past Swedish cross country skier Desiree Johansson in the first round, an event that tossed bracket pools around the world into turmoil. Two first round upsets in the Lillehammer Regional bumped alpine skier Danja Haslacher and sledge racer Lahja Haemaelaeinen from the tournament. Sledge racing fans had thrown their support behind Haemaelaeinen early on, but Martina Altenberger’s sweep of the LW6/8 alpine events in 1988 proved too much.
But only one competitor seeded seventh or lower, Canadian wheelchair curler Sonja Gaudet, was able to reach the Swift Sixteen. As we reached the latter phases, the dominance of the highest seeded competitors became more and more clear, until we arrived in Stoke Mandeville with all four of the top seeds.
A dramatic semifinal between two German athletes, alpine skier Reinhild Möller and nordic skier Verena Bentele, was for many the highlight of the tournament. Bentele’s unforgettable performance at the 2010 Winter Paralympics, during which she won every individual event for visually impaired skiers in both cross country skiing and biathlon, almost lifted her into the final. Möller’s impressive body of work, including four straight gold medals in both the downhill and the slalom, proved to be enough.
But in the final, there was no stopping Norway’s Ragnhild Myklebust. Over a fourteen year career, Myklebust dominated the sitting category of cross country skiing, with wins in every individual event held between 1988 to 2002. For good measure, she also added a few relay golds, and even some in sledge racing and biathlon. Ragnhild Myklebust, by some distance, has earned the title of greatest female Winter Paralympian, and we offer her our hearty congratulations.
So, all that is left to do is to thank all of our participating Paralympians, all of our host cities, and, most importantly, every single volunteer who helped make sure that everyone was fully informed of all of the latest happenings. We could not have held this tournament without all of you. We will see all of you at the reception, where Ragnhild, Reinhild, and all the other competitors, even those who do not have hild in their names, will be celebrating.
LILLEHAMMER REGIONAL
SALT LAKE CITY SECTIONAL |
01. Ragnhild Myklebust 05. Anja Schaffelhuber |
01. Ragnhild Myklebust 02. Sarah Billmeier |
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01. Ragnhild Myklebust 16. Maria Iovleva |
01. Ragnhild Myklebust 08. Susanne Ischinger |
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08. Susanne Ischinger 09. Alena Kaufman |
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04. Danja Haslacher 13. Majorie van de Bunt |
13. Majorie van de Bunt 05. Anja Schaffelhuber |
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05. Anja Schaffelhuber 12. Natalia Smirnova |
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ALBERTVILLE SECTIONAL |
02. Sarah Billmeier 03. Nancy Gustafson |
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02. Sarah Billmeier 15. Tone Edvardsen |
02. Sarah Billmeier 07. Lioubov Paninykh |
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07. Lioubov Paninykh 10. Lioubov Vasilieva |
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03. Nancy Gustafson 14. Sylva Olsen |
03. Nancy Gustafson 11. Martina Altenberger |
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06. Lahja Haemaelaeinen 11. Martina Altenberger |
NAGANO REGIONAL
GEILO SECTIONAL |
01. Tanja Kari 04. Katerina Tepla |
01. Tanja Kari 02. Sarah Will |
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01. Tanja Kari 16. Svetlana Konovalova |
01. Tanja Kari 08. Anne Helene Barlund |
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08. Anne Helene Barlund 09. Liisa Maekelae |
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04. Katerina Tepla 13. Miyuki Kobayashi |
04. Katerina Tepla 05. Magda Amo |
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05. Magda Amo 12. Alli Hatva |
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TORONTO SECTIONAL |
02. Sarah Will 11. Sonja Gaudet |
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02. Sarah Will 15. Iuliia Budaleeva |
02. Sarah Will 07. Liudmila Vauchok |
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07. Liudmila Vauchok 10. Miki Matsue |
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03. Anna Milenina 14. Oleksandra Kononova |
03. Anna Milenina 11. Sonja Gaudet |
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06. Kirsti Pennanen 11. Sonja Gaudet |
TURIN REGIONAL
ÖRNSKÖLDSVIK SECTIONAL |
01. Reinhild Möller 04. Henrieta Farkašová |
01. Reinhild Möller 02. Lauren Woolstencroft |
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01. Reinhild Möller 16. Theres Huser |
01. Reinhild Möller 09. Elisabeth Kellner |
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08. Kaija Tuikkanen 09. Elisabeth Kellner |
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04. Henrieta Farkašová 13. Wakako Tsuchida |
04. Henrieta Farkašová 05. Brigitte Madlener |
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05. Brigitte Madlener 12. Irene Moillen |
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PYEONGCHANG SECTIONAL |
02. Lauren Woolstencroft 06. Tone Gravvold |
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02. Lauren Woolstencroft 15. Karin Endsjø |
02. Lauren Woolstencroft 07. Marie Bochet |
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07. Marie Bochet 10. Elena Remizova |
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03. Birgitta Sund 14. Anne Mette Samdal |
03. Birgitta Sund 06. Tone Gravvold |
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06. Tone Gravvold 11. Kari Aronsen |
VANCOUVER REGIONAL
ROME SECTIONAL |
01. Verena Bentele 05. Gunilla Ahren |
01. Verena Bentele 03. Olena Iurkovska |
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01. Verena Bentele 16. Kirsti Hooeen |
01. Verena Bentele 09. Eva Lemezova |
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08. Christine Winkler 09. Eva Lemezova |
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04. Annemie Schneider 13. Mikhalina Lysova |
04. Annemie Schneider 05. Gunilla Ahren |
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05. Gunilla Ahren 12. Petra Merkott |
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INNSBRUCK SECTIONAL |
02. Brit Mjaasund Øjen 03. Olena Iurkovska |
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02. Brit Mjaasund Øjen 15. Anne Floriet |
02. Brit Mjaasund Øjen 07. Pascale Casanova |
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07. Pascale Casanova 10. Elisabeth Osterwalder |
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03. Olena Iurkovska 14. Ina Forrest |
03. Olena Iurkovska 11. Rachael Battersby |
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06. Desiree Johansson 11. Rachael Battersby |
STOKE MANDEVILLE FINAL ROUNDS
01. Ragnhild Myklebust 01. Tanja Kari |
01. Ragnhild Myklebust 01. Reinhild Möller |
01. Reinhild Möller 01. Verena Bentele |
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