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Top lines that are nutso good

There now follows a ranking of the top lines and exchanges of the sixth production season of Futurama, shown here with the episode in which they appeared. Criteria included interestingness, funnyness, and memorableness.

Eligibility was limited to lines and exchanges that were interesting, funny, or memorable on their own merits. Lines and exchanges that were dependent upon sight gags or the programme’s structure were not eligible. For example, Leela’s famous line “Fry, you’ve created a new color! Totally different from any other color or combination of colors!” was funny due to the accompanying style of animation.

Images are provided courtesy Morbotron.

1. 6ACV03: “Attack of the Killer App”

Salesman: Okay, it’s five hundred dollars, you have no choice of carrier...Salesman: ...the battery can’t hold a charge, and the reception isn’t very –Philip J Fry: Shut up and take my money!

2. 6ACV08: “That Darn Katz!”

Amy Wong: So you called my thesis a fat sack of barf, and then you stole it?!Prof Morris Katz: Welcome to academia.

3. 6ACV02: “In-a-Gadda-da-Leela”

Zapp Brannigan: Magnify that death sphere.Zapp Brannigan: Why’s it still blurry?Kif Kroker: That’s all the resolution we have. Making it bigger doesn’t make it clearer.Zapp Brannigan: It does on ‘CSI: Miami’!

4. 6ACV08: “That Darn Katz!”

Prof Ogden Wernstrom: Young lady, have you been drinking?Amy Wong: Well, yes. But that’s not revelant!

5. 6ACV22: “Fry Am the Egg Man”

Philip J Fry: That’s the kind of sap I like!Thog: You the kind of sap I like!Philip J Fry: I’m scaroused!

6. 6ACV09: “A Clockwork Origin”

Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: I don’t want to live on this planet any more!

7. 6ACV07: “The Late Philip J Fry”

Philip J Fry: So long, Earth. Thanks for the air and whatnot!

8. 6ACV16: “Law and Oracle”

URL: Erwin Schrödinger, huh? What’s in the box, Schrödinger?Erwin Schrödinger: Um... a cat, some poison, and a cesium atom.Philip J Fry: The cat! Is it alive or dead? Alive or dead?!URL: Answer him, fool!Erwin Schrödinger: It’s a superposition of both states until you open it and collapse the wavefunction!

9. 6ACV04: “Proposition Infinity”

Actor: If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children.Actor: Then imagine we said those things, since we couldn’t think of any.

10. 6ACV03: “Attack of the Killer App”

Philip J Fry: Since when is the Internet about robbing people of their privacy?Bender Bending Rodriguez: August 6, 1991.

11. 6ACV21: “Yo Leela Leela”

Albert: Miss Leela, I have a question.Turanga Leela: Yes, Albert?Albert: That story was bad.Turanga Leela: That’s not really a question.Albert: That wasn’t really a story.Turanga Leela: I’m sorry, kids. I’m not a natural storyteller.Turanga Leela: But I promise, I’ll make up a better story and come back again.Sally: Please don’t.

12. 6ACV01: “Rebirth”

Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I surblived with only tribial brain dablage.

13. 6ACV07: “The Late Philip J Fry”

Turanga Leela: Fry stood me up and died? I’m so angry!Turanga Leela: I mean, I’m so sad!Turanga Leela: But I’m still pretty angry! But also sad!Turanga Leela: Can I be both?Hermes Conrad: It’s what he’d want.Turanga Leela: Then that’s what I am!

14. 6ACV15: “Möbius Dick”

Bender Bending Rodriguez: Look, off in the distance! It’s exhaling!Turanga Leela: Use boaty talk!Bender Bending Rodriguez: Thar she blows!

15. 6ACV23: “All the Presidents’ Heads”

Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: Fry, you dope! You’ve really screwed the granny this time!

16. 6ACV10: “The Prisoner of Benda”

Philip J Fry [in Dr John A Zoidberg’s body]: It’s just another thing that makes you a very special lady.Turanga Leela [in Prof Hubert J Farnsworth’s body]: You mean, like my penis?

17. 6ACV10: “The Prisoner of Benda”

Amy Wong [in Prof Hubert J Farnsworth’s body]: Is it possible to get everyone back to normal using four or more bodies?Prof Hubert J Farnsworth [in Bender Bending Rodriguez’s body]: I’m not sure. I’m afraid we need to use...Prof Hubert J Farnsworth [in Bender Bending Rodriguez’s body]: ...math!

18. 6ACV17: “Benderama”

Morbo: Our top story: All alcohol on Earth has mysteriously disappeared.Morbo: Consequences are minimal, except among the most hardened alcoholics. Linda?Linda van Schoonhoven: I can no longer face my children!

19. 6ACV12: “The Mutants Are Revolting”

Mutated Mark Mothersbaugh: Hello Sewer City! As longtime mutants ourselves...Mutated Mark Mothersbaugh: ...we support your righteous struggle, and we’ll do anything we can for you!Dwayne: Play ‘Whip It’!Mutated Mark Mothersbaugh: No.

20. 6ACV20: “Neutopia”

Male Turanga Leela: Thank god most of our fans are huge perverts!

21. 6ACV09: “A Clockwork Origin”

Woman: I don’t understand evolution, and I have to protect my kids from understanding it!

22. 6ACV17: “Benderama”

Morbo: Water is now... now booze, and everyone’s titty much protally fitshaced.Linda van Schoonhoven: Turning to sports, the Indy 500 was today. There were no survivors.

23. 6ACV21: “Yo Leela Leela”

Calculon: And the Slurmie for Best New Kids’ Show goes to... Turanga Leela for ‘Rumbledy-Hump’!Announcer: This is Turanga Leela’s first nomination and second time in high heels.

24. 6ACV02: “In-a-Gadda-da-Leela”

Zapp Brannigan: And we’ll beget little Zapp Junior and Leela Junior, and they’ll have kids of their ow–Zapp Brannigan: Yecch! Is that what really happened in the Bible?Turanga Leela: It’s a sick and twisted book of holiness, all right.

25. 6ACV14: “The Silence of the Clamps”

Lawyer: Isn’t it true, Mr X, that you are slandering this innocent Mafioso...Lawyer: distract from your own felonious past?Lawyer: Including the crime you made up yourself called burgl-arson-arceny?Bender Bending Rodriguez: That’s a wholly owned trademark of Rodriguez Crime Concepts Inc! Besides, I’m not on trial here!Judge 724: That’s true. You’re on trial in courtroom three.[pause]Judge 802: You are charged with two counts of burgl-arson-arceny. How do you plead?Bender Bending Rodriguez: Not inno-guilty-cent!

26. 6ACV05: “The Duh-Vinci Code”

Philip J Fry: Hey, I’m beginning to think you guys don’t think I’m very smart.Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: You can barely remember your own name, Einstein.Philip J Fry: Einstein is a hard name to remember.

27. 6ACV04: “Proposition Infinity”

Bender Bending Rodriguez: We’re gonna fight to legalize it right here!Hermes Conrad: Yeah, mon! You gotta legalize it!Amy Wong: We’re talking about robosexual marriage!Hermes Conrad: We’re talking about lots of stuff!

28. 6ACV21: “Yo Leela Leela”

Turanga Leela: We all know any TV show that’s even slightly good gets cancelled.Turanga Leela: Sometimes two or three times.

29. 6ACV26: “Reincarnation”

Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: The pursuit of knowledge is hopeless and eternal.Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: Hooray!

30. 6ACV03: “Attack of the Killer App”

Turanga Leela: So long, overly complicated Japanese toilet!Toilet: Please, not to throw away. I give you happy poopy time.Philip J Fry: Sorry, you know too much.

31. 6ACV15: “Möbius Dick”

Amy Wong: You’ve gone from crazy like a fox to crazy like Fox News!

32. 6ACV20: “Neutopia”

Hermes Conrad: Wait, I found a loophole in the mortgage.Hermes Conrad: If we actually pay it, we can keep the building! We just need...Hermes Conrad: ...eleven million dollars.Bender Bending Rodriguez: And... boned.

33. 6ACV10: “The Prisoner of Benda”

Amy Wong: We are just the people this mind switcher was made for by us!Amy Wong: Wait, can I still change my mind?Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: Let’s find out!

34. 6ACV12: “The Mutants Are Revolting”

Mrs Astor: Mayor, this sewage debacle has gone on long enough.Mrs Astor: As your largest campaign contributor, I demand action!Mayor C Randall Poopenmeyer: Very well. Eighty dollars’ worth of action it is.

35. 6ACV20: “Neutopia”

Hermes Conrad: Dammit woman, you are making me highly Selassie!LaBarbara Conrad: Don’t you talk to me that way, you big hairy Belafonte!

36. 6ACV24: “Cold Warriors”

Buzz Aldrin: Wow, I could have used an introduction like that when I first met the Moon men![pause]Buzz Aldrin: But seriously, there are Moon men.

37. 6ACV11: “Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences”

Philip J Fry: I’m sick of being critiqued by nitpicking nerds. I’m taking this to a comic book convention!

38. 6ACV24: “Cold Warriors”

Morbo: The situation is expected to deteriorate as newscasters whip the city into a panic.

39. 6ACV16: “Law and Oracle”

Philip J Fry: Whoa! Fifteen miles over the speed of light!URL: That’s a violation of the law of Lorentz invariance, baby!

40. 6ACV08: “That Darn Katz!”

Amy Wong: The ratchet won’t turn backwards, but what if we kept pushing it forward?Amy Wong: Earth would start turning again!Prof Ogden Wernstrom: Yes, the wrong direction!Amy Wong: So?

41. 6ACV26: “Reincarnation”

Philip J Fry: The list of things I’ve heard now contains everything!

42. 6ACV24: “Cold Warriors”

Yancy Fry Sr: Now bundle up. I don’t want you getting frozen.

43. 6ACV14: “The Silence of the Clamps”

Bailiff: All rise for the honorable Judge 723.Judge 723: Be seated. Organized crime is a plague on our society...Judge 723: ...and I will not tolerate any form of intimidation during –[pause]Bailiff: All rise for the honorable Judge 724.Judge 724: Good day. I’d like to say...Judge 724: ...I’m prepared to tolerate several, if not all, forms of intimidation during this trial.

44. 6ACV14: “The Silence of the Clamps”

Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: I refuse to believe anyone is happy!

45. 6ACV25: “Overclockwise”

Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: I clicked without reading!Cubert Farnsworth: And I slightly modified a thing that I own!Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: We’re monsters!

46. 6ACV01: “Rebirth”

Robot Turanga Leela: Am I really just a robot? I mean, I have Leela’s memories.Robot Turanga Leela: Her opinion of gazelles! Majestic!Robot Turanga Leela: Her emotions! Confused and hurt!

47. 6ACV20: “Neutopia”

Female Philip J Fry: Now when I say stupid things, guys all laugh and buy me stuff!

48. 6ACV13: “The Futurama Holiday Spectacular”

Hermes Conrad: Isn’t this the last night of Kwanzaa?Kwanzaabot: Who the hell knows?

49. 6ACV23: “All the Presidents’ Heads”

Philip J Fry: It says ‘Colony of Maffachufetts’!Bender Bending Rodriguez: More like Taxachufetts!Ben Franklin: That’s just how we print ‘S’es, you ftupid fhitheads!

50. 6ACV17: “Benderama”

Bender Bending Rodriguez: They’re sixty percent scale replicas of me, Bender.Turanga Leela: Does that mean they only do sixty percent of the work you do...Turanga Leela: ...or that they actually do more work because they’re only sixty percent as lazy?[pause]Bender Bending Rodriguez: Shut up!

51. 6ACV22: “Fry Am the Egg Man”

Turanga Leela: Buggalo tots? What exactly are those made of?Teenager: You got a warrant?Turanga Leela: I’ll just have something from the lite menu. How about the gardener lover’s salad?Teenager: What kind of cheese filling you want in that?Turanga Leela: Ugh! Just give me the fruit cup!Teenager: Okey-doke. What kind of cheese filling you want in that?

52. 6ACV04: “Proposition Infinity”

Bender Bending Rodriguez: The truth is often stupid.

53. 6ACV02: “In-a-Gadda-da-Leela”

Philip J Fry: For god’s sake, censor it! Censor it!V-GINY: Approved for all audiences!Philip J Fry: Nooooooo!

54. 6ACV10: “The Prisoner of Benda”

Philip J Fry: As I told you on Sucker Punch Day, I’m through being a chump.

55. 6ACV04: “Proposition Infinity”

Inez Wong: Look, we’re your family. And if you can’t talk about your problems with us...Inez Wong: ...that would be great.

56. 6ACV19: “Ghost in the Machines”

Philip J Fry: All I know is, I’ve got a ghost that needs busting.Hermes Conrad: Who ya gonna call?Philip J Fry: Gho-Operator: The number you have dialed has been lame since 1989.

57. 6ACV22: “Fry Am the Egg Man”

Turanga Leela: My strictly platonic friend is right.

58. 6ACV01: “Rebirth”

Robot Turanga Leela: The truth is, Fry, I still have feelings for you. But are they really my feelings?Robot Turanga Leela: Am I just an automaton, or can a machine of sufficient complexity legitimately achieve consciousness?Philip J Fry: I agree.

59. 6ACV17: “Benderama”

Bender Bending Rodriguez: A problem that solves itself? That sounds like a job for me, Bender!

60. 6ACV13: “The Futurama Holiday Spectacular”

Dick Cheney’s head: As your vice president, I order you to steal that tree.

61. 6ACV08: “That Darn Katz!”

Lord Nibbler: The conclusion is as inescapeable as it is moronic.

62. 6ACV19: “Ghost in the Machines”

Mayor C Randall Poopenmeyer: I hereby declare that henceforth, this Saturday shall be known as Fry Day!

63. 6ACV10: “The Prisoner of Benda”

Philip J Fry: You’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever known.Turanga Leela: Oh, so you only care about my looks?Philip J Fry: No, I... what?

64. 6ACV12: “The Mutants Are Revolting”

Philip J Fry: What goes down must back up!

65. 6ACV20: “Neutopia”

Coilette Bending Rodriguez: We know you have a choice in airlines, and you made the wrong one. No refunds!

66. 6ACV16: “Law and Oracle”

Chief O’Mannahan: Graduates, you are hereby officially cops. Now move along. Nothing to see here.

67. 6ACV07: “The Late Philip J Fry”

Philip J Fry: I’ll treat you to a fancy birthday dinner tonight at Cavern on the Green.Turanga Leela: Wow. That’ll be the nicest place I’ve ever been stood up.

68. 6ACV19: “Ghost in the Machines”

Robot Devil: Fry’s dead, you say? Funny, that’s not what it says on his Wikipedia page.Bender Bending Rodriguez: Survived a heart attack? Damn you, Obamacare!

69. 6ACV22: “Fry Am the Egg Man”

Hermes Conrad: Kill it before someone names it!Philip J Fry: No! Mr Peppy just wants to be our friend!Hermes Conrad: Oy!

70. 6ACV07: “The Late Philip J Fry”

Amy Wong: It’s a record your own message card. You don’t sign it. You leave a nude video greeting.Philip J Fry: Does it have to be nude?Amy Wong: I guess not. That never occurred to me.

71. 6ACV09: “A Clockwork Origin”

Prosecutor: Objection. In the absence of pants, defense’s suspenders serve no purpose.Superior Gort Judge: I’m going to allow them for now.

72. 6ACV08: “That Darn Katz!”

Prof Morris Katz: The Egyptians viewed us as gods. But ironically, that was our downfall.Prof Morris Katz: They pampered us with feasts most fancy and vittles most tender.

73. 6ACV24: “Cold Warriors”

Turanga Leela: If I understand ice fishing, and I’m pretty sure I don’t, we’ll need to laser blast a hole in the ice.Philip J Fry: No! No crazy technology.Philip J Fry: Here, Bender. Use your immense robot strength to drill a hole the old fashioned way.Bender Bending Rodriguez: I don’t see any irony in that.

74. 6ACV01: “Rebirth”

Turanga Leela: Shoot her! She’s the robot!Robot Turanga Leela: No, shoot her! She’s the human!Philip J Fry: But... but how do I know who’s the human and who’s the robot?Turanga Leela: We just told you!Robot Turanga Leela: Yeah, you idiot!Philip J Fry: Okay, fine! If you’re gonna be like that, I’m not shooting anyone!

75. 6ACV09: “A Clockwork Origin”

Amy Wong: I think they want wives, so just play along. If it doesn’t work out, we’ll still get half their rocks.Turanga Leela: I can earn my own rocks. Also, I don’t want any rocks!

76. 6ACV16: “Law and Oracle”

Hermes Conrad: There’ll be no promotions unless somebody dies.Hermes Conrad: And even then, only if we can’t bring them back as a zombie like Scruffy.Scruffy: Life and death are a seamless continuum.

77. 6ACV26: “Reincarnation”

Philip J Fry: Leela, I don’t know if words can describe how I feel about you.Turanga Leela: Good?Philip J Fry: Huh, I guess they can.

78. 6ACV11: “Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences”

Orson Welles’s head: I’m getting reports that cities across the globe are being destroyed by this noble invader...Orson Welles’s head: ...whose good looks are apparently discernible across vast distances and through solid metal.Orson Welles’s head: But wait! The leader of the attack is swaggering out of his ship...Orson Welles’s head: ...and up to a convenient nearby microphone.Orson Welles’s head: Now why couldn’t I have just described his appearance at this point?Orson Welles’s head: This is the type of thing I’m talking about.

79. 6ACV25: “Overclockwise”

Turanga Leela: I guess I’m just feeling uneasy about us being so on again, off again.Philip J Fry: Maybe it’s none of my business, but if it were up to me, we’d be on all the time.Philip J Fry: And I mean all the time.Turanga Leela: But what would that be like? I mean, if we were together, where would we be ten years from now?Turanga Leela: Still here?Philip J Fry: Definitely.Philip J Fry: Or... somewhere else.

80. 6ACV08: “That Darn Katz!”

Amy Wong: But I’m presenting my thesis tomorrow, and I’ve barely had time to prepare!Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: Nonsense! You’ve been my grad student for twelve years. You were ready six years ago.Amy Wong: What?Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: I probably should have told you.

81. 6ACV06: “Lethal Inspection”

Bender Bending Rodriguez: Dying sucks butt! How do you living beings cope with mortality?Turanga Leela: Violent outbursts.Amy Wong: General sluttiness.Philip J Fry: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal.

82. 6ACV16: “Law and Oracle”

Pickles: Do you have any idea what a burden it is to know everything that will ever happen?Pickles: To never be surprised? To know the punchline of every joke hours in advance?Philip J Fry: Like watching Leno!

83. 6ACV20: “Neutopia”

LaBarbara Conrad: No one put you in charge, husband! I’m the only one here who ever ran a society!Hermes Conrad: Roller derby is not a society!

84. 6ACV07: “The Late Philip J Fry”

Hedonismbot: Everywhere I looked, there were piles of bodies. And then the explosion struck.

85. 6ACV12: “The Mutants Are Revolting”

Turanga Leela: Mom, Dad, Grandma, this is where I work.Turanga Munda: Oh, was there a fire?

86. 6ACV06: “Lethal Inspection”

Hermes Conrad: I’ve smoked a lot of paperwork in my day.

87. 6ACV01: “Rebirth”

Philip J Fry: I thought she loved me too, but obviously I was wrong as usual.Turanga Leela: Wrong again. You were right.

88. 6ACV17: “Benderama”

Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: Scruffy, what is that tiny Bender doing in my soup?Scruffy: It appears to be giving you the finger, sir.

89. 6ACV21: “Yo Leela Leela”

Abner Doubledeal: Welcome to the glamorous, big money world of basic cable TV!Abner Doubledeal: I’m gonna need that pen back.

90. 6ACV18: “The Tip of the Zoidberg”

Dr John A Zoidberg: Is this one of those ‘no means yes’ deals?Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: Yes and no.

91. 6ACV05: “The Duh-Vinci Code”

Philip J Fry: You two make me ashamed to call myself an idiot!

92. 6ACV13: “The Futurama Holiday Spectacular”

Turanga Leela: Setting Bachman turners to overdrive.

93. 6ACV02: “In-a-Gadda-da-Leela”

Dr John A Zoidberg: Well sure, but who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?Richard Nixon’s head: I say Brannigan.Zapp Brannigan: I say no.Turanga Leela: I say me.Richard Nixon’s head: I say Leela.Turanga Leela: I say yes.Philip J Fry: I say no.Zapp Brannigan: I say Leela too.Turanga Leela: I say yes again.Zapp Brannigan: I say I shall join her.Turanga Leela: But it’s only a one man craft.Turanga Leela: I say.

94. 6ACV12: “The Mutants Are Revolting”

Turanga Leela: Let’s go. If I say one more thing, I might say it with my evening boot.

95. 6ACV14: “The Silence of the Clamps”

Billy West: I’m just a simple farmer. Name’s Billy West.Philip J Fry: ‘Billy West’? What a stupid, phony, made up name!

96. 6ACV24: “Cold Warriors”

Zapp Brannigan: We have only one option. Protocol sixty two!Richard Nixon’s head: Not possible. We don’t have nearly enough piranhas!Zapp Brannigan: Then protocol sixty three it is.

97. 6ACV21: “Yo Leela Leela”

Turanga Leela: Don’t I need a degree to write gibberish for toddlers?

98. 6ACV10: “The Prisoner of Benda”

Hermes Conrad: You make Fat Albert look like Normal Albert!

99. 6ACV24: “Cold Warriors”

Josh Gedgie: Pi over four radians of pizza, please.Mr Panucci: What is that, about a slice?Josh Gedgie: More like exactly a slice.

100. 6ACV08: “That Darn Katz!”

Amy Wong: I’m finally done with school! How’s the job market?Prof Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell: Ruff!

101. 6ACV01: “Rebirth”

Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: That was the Panama Wormhole, Earth’s central channel for shipping!Dr John A Zoidberg: How humorous!Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: Yes, it’s sort of a comedy central channel. And we’re on it now!Amy Wong: I get it!

102. 6ACV16: “Law and Oracle”

Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: I hereby promote you to executive delivery boy!Philip J Fry: Executive?Hermes Conrad: It’s a meaningless title, but it helps insecure people feel better about themselves.Philip J Fry: I feel better about myself!

103. 6ACV25: “Overclockwise”

Bender Bending Rodriguez: I can conceive of gravies that would boggle your tiny mind!

104. 6ACV09: “A Clockwork Origin”

Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: Evolution is under attack in our schools? To the sciencemobile!Turanga Leela: You mean the ship?Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: Yes, the sciencemobile!Turanga Leela: It’s just that you’ve never called it that before, but okay.

105. 6ACV26: “Reincarnation”

Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: Now, for the first time, we may be able to see the infinitesimal fabric of matter itself!Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: Laying bare the most fundamental laws of the Universe!Turanga Leela: Hey Fry, I know something you could lay bare.Philip J Fry: Leela! Shhh! I’m trying to listen to a physics lecture!

106. 6ACV16: “Law and Oracle”

URL: Don’t stay up too late. We got a lot of people to shoot tomorrow.

107. 6ACV03: “Attack of the Killer App”

Turanga Leela: You don’t have to apologize. In fact, I came to thank you.Philip J Fry: I think you mean hit me.

108. 6ACV06: “Lethal Inspection”

Darth Stroyer: I am Darth Stroyer!Philip J Fry: ‘Darth Stroyer’? That’s the stupidest name I’ve ever heard!Turanga Leela: Let’s hear the rest.

109. 6ACV24: “Cold Warriors”

Smitty: This is the police! An unknown pathogen has been detected on these premises!Smitty: Come out with your hands – I mean, stay in with your hands up!URL: You are hereby quarantined until such time as it is deemed safe to enter and shoot your asses!

110. 6ACV14: “The Silence of the Clamps”

Bender Bending Rodriguez: So I gotta hide forever?Robot Stack: No, just until the Robot Mafia finds and kills you. They’re pretty good at that.

111. 6ACV18: “The Tip of the Zoidberg”

Turanga Leela: Once and for all, Fry, even though it’s the future...Turanga Leela: ...most objects are just objects, not aliens who look like objects.Philip J Fry: So my efforts to establish diplomatic relations with the cactus people...Philip J Fry: ...were doomed from the start.

112. 6ACV21: “Yo Leela Leela”

Turanga Leela: Once upon a time, there was a... a...Sally: Princess?Turanga Leela: Yes! That!Turanga Leela: A one eyed princess in a long, flowing... tank top. And she lived in a magical, one room...Sally: Castle?Turanga Leela: Yeah, if you believe the listing agent.

113. 6ACV20: “Neutopia”

Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: No, no. This won’t do. A three month calendar? What is this, Mercury?

114. 6ACV01: “Rebirth”

Philip J Fry: Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize I was already here.

115. 6ACV23: “All the Presidents’ Heads”

Turanga Leela: I know we’re ladies in waiting, but what are we waiting for?Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: How should I know? Just shut up and wait!

116. 6ACV12: “The Mutants Are Revolting”

Turanga Leela: Oh Mom, Dad, I can’t believe I have to spend the rest of my life in this hellhole.Turanga Leela: I’m sorry.Turanga Munda: It’s okay, sweetie. Now that you’re here, this hellhole feels more like a nice regular hole.

117. 6ACV22: “Fry Am the Egg Man”

Hermes Conrad: No need to thank us. Your shocked stares of gratitude say it all.

118. 6ACV24: “Cold Warriors”

Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: It could kill millions or nobody. I suppose it might even bring a few people back to life.Prof Hubert J Farnsworth: Anything is possible in science!

119. 6ACV10: “The Prisoner of Benda”

Fishy Joe: I paid for fifteen robot clowns per cubic meter of car, and you’re barely giving me twelve!

120. 6ACV12: “The Mutants Are Revolting”

Philip J Fry: Poor Leela. I feel like I ruined her life.Hermes Conrad: You did ruin her life!Philip J Fry: You might be right, Hermes.Hermes Conrad: I am right!Philip J Fry: I almost feel like we should do something to help her.Hermes Conrad: We should do something!Philip J Fry: I don’t care what you say, Hermes. Let’s go!