Did you know that airports are horribly inefficient, incorrectly arranged, and severely understaffed?
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Rearrange the following letters to form the name of a cosmonaut who flew in space forty nine years ago today.
Determine the common thread that the sentences below share.
1. On which of these American game shows was a topic or category given ahead of the question?
2. Which of these people served as the regular center square on Hollywood Squares?
3. The runner up in the 2007 US Grand Slam tournament also appeared on which of these game shows?
4. Win Ben Stein’s Money aired on which of these television networks?
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All sentences end with a word of a single syllable.
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