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We here at GoobNet are pleased to present to you this prediction of the teams’ final positions in several European football leagues. Eight European nations were selected randomly for our team of prognosticators. If any of these leagues do not end up in this order at the end of the 2011-2 season, we will punish our team of prognosticators by making them prepare the meat pies at Craven Cottage. And you don’t want to know what type of meat we will give them.

¤Qualify for 2012-3 UEFA Champions League
Qualify for 2012-3 UEFA Europa League
+To playoff for 2012-3 UEFA tournaments
»Promoted
To promotion playoff
To relegation playoff
«Relegated

ARMENIA

Since the Armenian leagues play a summer season, shown here are the predicted final results for the 2011 season, which is currently about two thirds complete.

PREMIER LEAGUE
1¤Ulisses
2Gandzasar
3Pyunik
4 Mika
5 Banants
6 Impuls
7 Ararat
8«Shirak

GREECE

SUPERLEAGUE
1¤Olympiacos
2+AEK Athens
3+PAOK
4+Aris
5+Panathinaikos
6 Skoda Xanthi
7 Asteras Tripolis
8 Atromitos
9 Ergotelis
10 Kerkyra
11 Panetolikos
12 Panionios
13 PAS Giannina
14 OFI
15«Olympiakos Volou
16«Kavala

SERBIA

SUPERLIGA
1¤Rad
2Vojvodina
3Partizan
4 Red Star
5 OFK Beograd
6 Smederevo
7 Borac Čačak
8 Sloboda Point Sevojno
9 Novi Pazar
10 Spartak Zlatibor Voda
11 Javor Ivanjica
12 Hajduk Kula
13 Metalac Gornji Milanovac
14 Jagodina
15«Radnički 1923
16«BSK Borča
PRVA LIGA
1»BASK
2»Inđija
3 Novi Sad
4 Banat Zrenjanin
5 Sinđelić Niš
6 Kolubara
7 Radnički Sombor
8 Proleter Novi Sad
9 Čukarički
10 Napredak
11 Mladi Radnik
12 Teleoptik
13«Srem
14«Mladost Lučani
15«Donji Srem
16«Mladenovac
17«Bežanija
18«Radnički Niš

WALES

PREMIER LEAGUE
1¤The New Saints
2Llanelli
3+Airbus UK Broughton
4+Neath
5+Port Talbot Town
6+Carmarthen Town
7+Bangor City
8 Bala Town
9 Newtown
10 Prestatyn Town
11«Afan Lido
12«Aberystwyth Town

SWITZERLAND

SUPER LEAGUE
1¤Young Boys
2Zürich
3Sion
4 Basel
5 Neuchâtel Xamax
6 Grasshopper
7 Lausanne-Sport
8 Thun
9Luzern
10«Servette
CHALLENGE LEAGUE
1»Bellinzona
2Wil
3 Chiasso
4 Wohlen
5 Lugano
6 St Gallen
7 Vaduz
8 Stade Nyonnais
9 Biel-Bienne
10 Locarno
11 Kriens
12 Delémont
13 Aarau
14 Étoile-Carouge
15«Brühl
16«Winterthur

ALBANIA

SUPERLIGA
1¤Skënderbeu Korçë
2Vllaznia Shkodër
3Tirana
4 Laçi
5 Teuta Durrës
6 Pogradeci
7 Flamurtari Vlorë
8 Kastrioti Krujë
9 Bylis Ballsh
10 Kamza
11Dinamo Tirana
12Tomori
13«Apolonia Fier
14«Shkumbini Peqin

RUSSIA

This year, the Russian leagues are transitioning from a summer season to a winter season to be aligned with most other major European leagues. Thus, every team plays all opponents twice in 2011, a process that is now two thirds complete. When this is complete, the Premier League and Championship each split into two groups, containing the top and bottom half of the teams in that league. Each team plays two further matches against the teams in its group. Shown here are the predicted final results for this extended season, including the results from both phases.

PREMIER LEAGUE
1¤Dynamo Moscow
2¤CSKA Moscow
3Zenit St Petersburg
4Rubin Kazan
5Kuban Krasnodar
6 Anzhi Makhachkala
7 Spartak Moscow
8 Krasnodar
9 Terek Grozny
10 Amkar Perm
11 Lokomotiv Moscow
12 Volga Nizhny Novgorod
13Spartak Nalchik
14Tom Tomsk
15«Rostov
16«Krylia Sovetov Samara
CHAMPIONSHIP
1»Nizhny Novgorod
2»Shinnik Yaroslavl
3Mordovia Saransk
4Yenisey Krasnoyarsk
5 Alania Vladikavkaz
6 Ural Sverdlovsk Oblast
7 Zhemchuzhina-Sochi
8 Sibir Novosibirsk
9 KAMAZ Naberezhnye Chelny
10 SKA-Energiya Khabarovsk
11 Torpedo Vladimir
12 Torpedo Moscow
13 Gazovik Orenburg
14 Baltika Kaliningrad
15 Volgar-Gazprom Astrakhan
16«Dynamo Bryansk
17«Khimki
18«Chernomorets Novorossiysk
19«Luch-Energiya Vladivostok
20«Fakel Voronezh

SLOVAKIA

SUPERLIGA
1¤Senica
2Dukla Banská Bystrica
3Žilina
4 Slovan Bratislava
5 Spartak Trnava
6 ViOn Zlaté Moravce
7 Nitra
8 Košice
9 Dunajská Streda
10 AS Trenčín
11 Ružomberok
12«Tatran Prešov
2. LIGA
1»Dubnica
2 Petržalka 1898
3 Bodva Moldava nad Bodvou
4 Zemplín Michalovce
5 Rimavská Sobota
6 Tatran Liptovský Mikuláš
7 LAFC Lučenec
8 Šport Podbrezová
9 Spartak Myjava
10 SFM Senec
11«Ružomberok B
12«Dolný Kubín

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