WEEKLY WHINE
How not to make things worse
Today we are not going to solve one of the world’s many problems.
Yes, it’s true. Please find a way to deal with your disappointment. Preferably a constructive way like needlepoint.
Oh, and make it constructive needlepoint this time. We don’t want a repeat of last time. You should definitely not point your needle at that person again. That is something that we would certainly consider destructive needlepoint.
Anyway, although we have solved a great many of the world’s problems in the past, you will have to figure things out on your own today. [Hint: No, Donald Sterling has no legal grounds on which to sue the NBA.]
Instead, today we will give you some things to solve on your own.
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