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WEEKLY WHINE

Something to be absolutely certain of

We here at GoobNet are pleased to present to you this prediction of the results of several major international club football competitions. If any of the groups do not end up in this order at the end of the group phase, or if any of the elimination ties do not have the exact results shown here, we will punish our team of prognosticators by making them join the training staff at Chelsea.

COPA SUDAMERICANA

In the first round, the first legs were played last week, and the second legs will be played this week. Notable results included Uruguay’s Nacional defeating Oriente Petrolero 3-0 away, Junior of Colombia winning 5-0 over Melgar, and a goalless draw between Ecuador’s LDU Loja and Colombia’s Santa Fe.

FIRST PHASE
SOUTH ZONE
»Juventud [URU]
 Real Potosí [BOL]
 Oriente Petrolero [BOL]
»Nacional [URU]
»Santiago Wanderers [CHI]
 Libertad [PAR]
 Nacional [PAR]
»Universidad de Concepción [CHI]
»Defensor Sporting [URU]
 Bolívar [BOL]
»Universidad Católica [CHI]
 Danubio [URU]
 Olimpia [PAR]
»Huachipato [CHI]
 Aurora [BOL]
»Sportivo Luqueño [PAR]
NORTH ZONE
»Carabobo [VEN]
 Deportes Tolima [COL]
»Universidad Católica [ECU]
 Deportivo La Guaira [VEN]
 León de Huánuco [PER]
»Emelec [ECU]
»Junior [COL]
 Melgar [PER]
»Universitario [PER]
 Deportivo Anzoátegui [VEN]
 Zamora [VEN]
»LDU Quito [ECU]
»Águilas Doradas [COL]
 Unión Comercio [PER]
 LDU Loja [ECU]
»Santa Fe [COL]
SECOND PHASE
»LDU Quito [ECU]
 Universidad de Concepción [CHI]
 Defensor Sporting [URU]
»Universitario [PER]
 Nacional [URU]
»Santa Fe [COL]
 Universidad Católica [ECU]
»Sportivo Luqueño [PAR]
 Brasília [BRA]
»Goiás [BRA]
 Huachipato [CHI]
»Águilas Doradas [COL]
 Tigre [ARG]
»Huracán [ARG]
»Ponte Preta [BRA]
 Chapecoense [BRA]
 Universidad Católica [CHI]
»Santiago Wanderers [CHI]
 Bahia [BRA]
»Sport Recife [BRA]
 Arsenal [ARG]
»Independiente [ARG]
 Joinville [BRA]
»Atlético Paranaense [BRA]
 Carabobo [VEN]
»Junior [COL]
»Emelec [ECU]
 Juventud [URU]
 Belgrano [ARG]
»Lanús [ARG]
 
FINAL PHASE
ROUND OF 16QUARTERFINALSSEMIFINALSFINAL
+Independiente [ARG]
 Águilas Doradas [COL]
 Independiente [ARG]
+Emelec [ECU]
+Emelec [ECU]
 Junior [COL]
 Emelec [ECU]
¤River Plate [ARG]
+Emelec [ECU]
 Santa Fe [COL]
 Atlético Paranaense [BRA]
+Goiás [BRA]
 Goiás [BRA]
+Junior [COL]
+Junior [COL]
 Sportivo Luqueño [PAR]
+Sport Recife [BRA]
 Huracán [ARG]
 Sport Recife [BRA]
+Lanús [ARG]
 Lanús [ARG]
+River Plate [ARG]
+Lanús [ARG]
 Universitario [PER]
+Santiago Wanderers [CHI]
 Ponte Preta [BRA]
 Santiago Wanderers [CHI]
+River Plate [ARG]
+River Plate [ARG]
 LDU Quito [ECU]

CONCACAF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

The CONCACAF Champions League began the week before last. One match in each group has been played so far, with the second matches to be played this week.

GROUP PHASE
GROUP A
1»Deportivo Saprissa [CRC]
2×Santos Laguna [MEX]
3×W Connection [TRI]
GROUP B
1»Tigres UANL [MEX]
2×Herediano [CRC]
3×Isidro Metapán [SLV]
GROUP C
1»Querétaro [MEX]
2×San Francisco [PAN]
3×Verdes [BLZ]
GROUP D
1»Los Angeles Galaxy [USA]
2×Comunicaciones [GUA]
3×Central [TRI]
GROUP E
1»Club América [MEX]
2×Motagua [HON]
3×Walter Ferretti [NCA]
GROUP F
1»Seattle Sounders [USA]
2×Vancouver Whitecaps [CAN]
3×Olimpia [HON]
GROUP G
1»Real Salt Lake [USA]
2×Municipal [GUA]
3×Santa Tecla [SLV]
GROUP H
1»DC United [USA]
2×Árabe Unido [PAN]
3×Montego Bay United [JAM]
SEEDS
1»Club América [MEX]
2»Querétaro [MEX]
3»Los Angeles Galaxy [USA]
4»Real Salt Lake [USA]
5»Deportivo Saprissa [CRC]
6»DC United [USA]
7»Tigres UANL [MEX]
8»Seattle Sounders [USA]
ELIMINATION PHASE
QUARTERFINALSSEMIFINALSFINAL
 DC United [USA]
+Los Angeles Galaxy [USA]
+Los Angeles Galaxy [USA]
 Querétaro [MEX]
 Los Angeles Galaxy [USA]
¤Club América [MEX]
 Tigres UANL [MEX]
+Querétaro [MEX]
+Deportivo Saprissa [CRC]
 Real Salt Lake [USA]
 Deportivo Saprissa [CRC]
+Club América [MEX]
 Seattle Sounders [USA]
+Club América [MEX]

CAF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

The group phase began in June. Each team has played four matches, with the fifth matchday to be played this weekend. TP Mazembe currently lead Group A with Moghreb Tétouan and Al-Hilal tied for second place, whilst USM Alger and Al-Merrikh are in the lead in Group B. USM Alger have already secured their place in the semifinals.

GROUP PHASE
GROUP A
1»Al-Hilal [SDN]
2»Moghreb Tétouan [MAR]
3×TP Mazembe [COD]
4×Smouha [EGY]
GROUP B
1»USM Alger [ALG]
2»Al-Merrikh [SDN]
3×ES Sétif [ALG]
4×MC El Eulma [ALG]
ELIMINATION PHASE
SEMIFINALSFINAL
 Moghreb Tétouan [MAR]
+USM Alger [ALG]
¤USM Alger [ALG]
 Al-Hilal [SDN]
 Al-Merrikh [SDN]
+Al-Hilal [SDN]

CAF CONFEDERATION CUP

The group phase began in June. Each team has played four matches, with the fifth matchday to be played this weekend. Étoile du Sahel and Al-Ahly are currently in the lead in Group A, whilst Zamalek and Orlando Pirates are tied for the Group B lead.

GROUP PHASE
GROUP A
1ȃtoile du Sahel [TUN]
2»Al-Ahly [EGY]
3×Stade Malien [MLI]
4×Espérance de Tunis [TUN]
GROUP B
1»Zamalek [EGY]
2»Orlando Pirates [RSA]
3×AC Léopards [CGO]
4×CS Sfaxien [TUN]
ELIMINATION PHASE
SEMIFINALSFINAL
 Orlando Pirates [RSA]
+Étoile du Sahel [TUN]
¤Étoile du Sahel [TUN]
 Al-Ahly [EGY]
+Al-Ahly [EGY]
 Zamalek [EGY]

AFC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

FINAL PHASE
QUARTERFINALSSEMIFINALSFINAL
+Al-Hilal [KSA]
 Lekhwiya [QAT]
 Al-Hilal [KSA]
+Naft Tehran [IRN]
¤Naft Tehran [IRN]
 Guangzhou Evergrande [CHN]
+Naft Tehran [IRN]
 Al-Ahli [UAE]
 Kashiwa Reysol [JPN]
+Guangzhou Evergrande [CHN]
+Guangzhou Evergrande [CHN]
 Gamba Osaka [JPN]
 Jeonbuk Motors [KOR]
+Gamba Osaka [JPN]

AFC CUP

FINAL PHASE
QUARTERFINALSSEMIFINALSFINAL
+Al-Kuwait [KUW]
 Kitchee [HKG]
+Al-Kuwait [KUW]
 Istiklol [TJK]
¤Al-Kuwait [KUW]
 Al-Qadsia [KUW]
+Istiklol [TJK]
 Pahang [MAS]
+Al-Qadsia [KUW]
 Al-Jaish [SYR]
+Al-Qadsia [KUW]
 South China [HKG]
 Johor Darul Ta’zim [MAS]
+South China [HKG]

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