WEEKLY WHINE
Here are the brackets for the first GoobNet Fears of Donald J Trump Championship, determining the person, group, or thing that Donald J Trump most fears.
These fears have been seeded and allocated into the brackets shown below. The seeding was a fairly straightforward process, during which things that Donald J Trump obviously does not fear were eliminated. This includes pointless arguments on Twitter, Bernie Sanders, and putting his name on things.
The hosts have been selected from amongst the most popular sanctuary cities in the United States; the final two rounds, of course, will be held in San Francisco.
So, these are the brackets. Now it is your turn. Fill in your bracket by clicking the item in each pair that you think Donald J Trump fears more. Then advance through the rounds until you reach the final. At that point, you will have determined the person, group, or thing that Donald J Trump most fears. You can then submit your bracket and compare it against other readers around the world. The winner of our GoobNet Fears of Donald J Trump Championship Bracket Challenge will win 16,777,216 GoobNet Silly Bucks and a lifetime supply of Trump Steaks.
LOS ANGELES SECTIONAL |
|
|
|
|
01. Independent thought 16. GoobNet |
|
||
|
08. Admitting failure 09. History |
|||
|
04. Attention spans 13. John Oliver |
|
||
|
05. Muslims 12. Citing references |
|||
ITHACA SECTIONAL |
|
||
|
02. Properly fitting suits 15. Substance |
|
||
|
07. Gays 10. Mexicans |
|||
|
03. Having to let others talk 14. Releasing tax returns |
|
||
|
06. Lesbians 11. Poor |
|||
SEATTLE SECTIONAL |
|
|
|
|
01. Irrelevance 16. Tiffany Trump |
|
||
|
08. Impotence 09. Having to provide details |
|||
|
04. Pussies without EZ Grip handles 13. Ted Cruz |
|
||
|
05. Immigrants 12. Non-gold plated building materials |
|||
CINCINNATI SECTIONAL |
|
||
|
02. The material Vladimir Putin has on him 15. Spending weekends in the White House |
|
||
|
07. Being called out 10. The cast of Hamilton |
|||
|
03. Responsibility 14. Data |
|
||
|
06. Consequences 11. Explanations |
|||
HOUSTON SECTIONAL |
|
|
|
|
01. Nuance 16. Spiders |
|
||
|
08. Being forgotten 09. Comedians |
|||
|
04. Not being validated 13. Meryl Streep |
|
||
|
05. Investigative reporters 12. China |
|||
DENVER SECTIONAL |
|
||
|
02. Being laughed at 15. Hillary Clinton |
|
||
|
07. Drag queens 10. Caitlyn Jenner |
|||
|
03. Not having the last word 14. Newspapers |
|
||
|
06. Millennials 11. African-Americans |
|||
PORTLAND SECTIONAL |
|
|
|
|
01. Facts 16. Prompters |
|
||
|
08. Showing weakness 09. Saturday Night Live |
|||
|
04. Not being talked about 13. Objective evidence |
|
||
|
05. Doctors 12. Institutional memory |
|||
AUSTIN SECTIONAL |
|
||
|
02. Being ordinary 15. Reading executive orders |
|
||
|
07. The material Steve Bannon has on him 10. Women |
|||
|
03. Speechwriters 14. Books |
|
||
|
06. Alec Baldwin 11. Being found out |
|||
|
|
|
|
|
PLEASE SEND ALL PUTRID FILTH TO <GOOBNET@GOOBNET.NET>
© 2018 GOOBNET ENTERPRISES, INC [WHICH DOESN’T ACTUALLY EXIST HOWEVER]
THIS FILE ACCURATE AS OF: THU 06 DEC 2018 – 06:34:50 UTC · GENERATED IN 0.003 SECONDS
