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2017 GoobNet Fears of Donald J Trump Championship: Brackets

Here are the brackets for the first GoobNet Fears of Donald J Trump Championship, determining the person, group, or thing that Donald J Trump most fears.

These fears have been seeded and allocated into the brackets shown below. The seeding was a fairly straightforward process, during which things that Donald J Trump obviously does not fear were eliminated. This includes pointless arguments on Twitter, Bernie Sanders, and putting his name on things.

The hosts have been selected from amongst the most popular sanctuary cities in the United States; the final two rounds, of course, will be held in San Francisco.

So, these are the brackets. Now it is your turn. Fill in your bracket by clicking the item in each pair that you think Donald J Trump fears more. Then advance through the rounds until you reach the final. At that point, you will have determined the person, group, or thing that Donald J Trump most fears. You can then submit your bracket and compare it against other readers around the world. The winner of our GoobNet Fears of Donald J Trump Championship Bracket Challenge will win 16,777,216 GoobNet Silly Bucks and a lifetime supply of Trump Steaks.

CHICAGO REGIONAL

LOS ANGELES SECTIONAL

 

 

 

 

01. Independent thought

16. GoobNet

 

 

08. Admitting failure

09. History

04. Attention spans

13. John Oliver

 

 

05. Muslims

12. Citing references

ITHACA SECTIONAL

 

 

02. Properly fitting suits

15. Substance

 

 

07. Gays

10. Mexicans

03. Having to let others talk

14. Releasing tax returns

 

 

06. Lesbians

11. Poor

NEW ORLEANS REGIONAL

SEATTLE SECTIONAL

 

 

 

 

01. Irrelevance

16. Tiffany Trump

 

 

08. Impotence

09. Having to provide details

04. Pussies without EZ Grip handles

13. Ted Cruz

 

 

05. Immigrants

12. Non-gold plated building materials

CINCINNATI SECTIONAL

 

 

02. The material Vladimir Putin has on him

15. Spending weekends in the White House

 

 

07. Being called out

10. The cast of Hamilton

03. Responsibility

14. Data

 

 

06. Consequences

11. Explanations

BOSTON REGIONAL

HOUSTON SECTIONAL

 

 

 

 

01. Nuance

16. Spiders

 

 

08. Being forgotten

09. Comedians

04. Not being validated

13. Meryl Streep

 

 

05. Investigative reporters

12. China

DENVER SECTIONAL

 

 

02. Being laughed at

15. Hillary Clinton

 

 

07. Drag queens

10. Caitlyn Jenner

03. Not having the last word

14. Newspapers

 

 

06. Millennials

11. African-Americans

NEW YORK CITY REGIONAL

PORTLAND SECTIONAL

 

 

 

 

01. Facts

16. Prompters

 

 

08. Showing weakness

09. Saturday Night Live

04. Not being talked about

13. Objective evidence

 

 

05. Doctors

12. Institutional memory

AUSTIN SECTIONAL

 

 

02. Being ordinary

15. Reading executive orders

 

 

07. The material Steve Bannon has on him

10. Women

03. Speechwriters

14. Books

 

 

06. Alec Baldwin

11. Being found out

SAN FRANCISCO FINAL ROUNDS

 

 

 

 

 

 

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