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2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Turanga Leela Conference

There now follows a ranking of the top 32 lines and exchanges of Futurama in the Turanga Leela Conference. The top eight items in each conference advance to the championship tournament.

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1. 4ACV04: “Less Than Hero”

Turanga Leela: I’ll be able to pack my day with twice as many humdrum activities!Philip J Fry: Leela, I think you’re missing the big picture.Philip J Fry: When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy?Turanga Leela: To have parents.Philip J Fry: Whatever. The correct answer is: to be a superhero!Philip J Fry: We have superpowers, and we’re Americans. This is our chance!Turanga Leela: Hmmm, I have been looking for a way to serve the community...Turanga Leela: ...that incorporates my violence. Let’s do it!Philip J Fry: You’ll barely regret this!

2. 4ACV18: “The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings”

Turanga Leela: Please don’t stop playing, Fry. I want to hear how it ends.

3. 7ACV26: “Meanwhile”

Philip J Fry: Well, what do you say? Wanna go around again?Turanga Leela: I do.

4. 5ACV09: Bender’s Game part one

Turanga Leela: I don’t have any...Turanga Leela: ...godda- [bzzt]...Turanga Leela: ...motherf- [bzzt]...Turanga Leela: ...anger issues!

5. 3ACV01: “Amazon Women in the Mood”

Zapp Brannigan: I’m calling to negotiate a double date. You and me, Kif and Amy.Turanga Leela: Forget it.Zapp Brannigan: Then let the negotiations begin. I propose we go out on ten dates.Turanga Leela: How about zero?Zapp Brannigan: Nine.Turanga Leela: Zero.Zapp Brannigan: Seven.Turanga Leela: Zero.Zapp Brannigan: Eight?Amy Wong: Please, Leela? Kif’s, like, the sweetest guy who’s ever liked me.Zapp Brannigan: Five, and that’s my final offer. Four.Turanga Leela: One.Zapp Brannigan: Two.Turanga Leela: One half.Zapp Brannigan: I’ll take it. We’ll meet you tonight for part of dinner and the first half of a movie.

6. 3ACV09: “The Cyber House Rules”

Dr Adlai Atkins: Leela, you’re 999,999 in a million.

7. 3ACV15: “I Dated a Robot”

Turanga Leela: Bender, this is Fry’s decision. And he made it wrong.

8. 3ACV07: “The Day the Earth Stood Stupid”

Turanga Leela: Me? Award? Him? Me? Good?Judge: That’s just the kind of eloquence you’d expect from the owner of Dumbest Pet in Show!

9. 3ACV09: “The Cyber House Rules”

Turanga Leela: Listen, buddy. By the end of the day, one of us is gonna have one eye!

10. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”

Turanga Leela: The planet is supposed to collapse in approximately...Turanga Leela: ...two hours ago.

11. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”

Turanga Leela: The only kind of crawling I’m doing to you is away.Turanga Leela: From.

12. 1ACV02: “The Series Has Landed”

Turanga Leela: Look, I don’t know about your previous captains...Turanga Leela: ...but I intend to do as little dying as possible.Hermes Conrad: Oh, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Sign the paper.

13. 1ACV01: “Space Pilot 3000”

Turanga Leela: Hold still, dammit! I don’t have good depth perception!

14. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”

Turanga Leela: Zapp, last night was a mistake.Zapp Brannigan: A sexy mistake.Turanga Leela: No, just a regular mistake.

15. 3ACV02: “Parasites Lost”

Turanga Leela: I’m still seduced from before.

16. 7ACV11: “31st Century Fox”

Bender Bending Rodriguez: What you call the atrocity of crazed dogs tearing a helpless fox to shreds...Bender Bending Rodriguez: ...others call a pleasant jaunt in the park.Turanga Leela: The first thing.

17. 7ACV15: “2-D Blacktop”

Turanga Leela: Our safe new ship has arrived, and it’s gonna knock your socks back on, where they belong!

18. 7ACV24: “Murder on the Planet Express”

Philip J Fry: I didn’t know we had a panic room.Turanga Leela: Me neither. It really could have come in handy.Turanga Leela: Like, fifty times.

19. 7ACV22: “Leela and the Genestalk”

Turanga Leela: Listen Fry, whatever it was that you and I had together –Philip J Fry: Goulash?Turanga Leela: No.Turanga Leela: Well, I don’t know. Maybe it was goulash.

20. 7ACV02: “A Farewell to Arms”

Turanga Leela: The one time your hands aren’t sticky, they’re greasy!

21. 7ACV05: “Zapp Dingbat”

Turanga Munda: After all these years, I’m going places I’ve never been, and having sex there!Turanga Leela: You’re too old to be happy!

22. 7ACV26: “Meanwhile”

Philip J Fry: We can get married in the morning. Except there won’t be morning.Turanga Leela: We can worry about that in the morning.

23. 7ACV26: “Meanwhile”

Philip J Fry: Leela, my love, will you marry me?Turanga Leela: Oh my gosh. This is all so sudden, after thirteen years.

24. 4ACV04: “Less Than Hero”

Singers: Clobberella beats you up! Clobberella beats you up!Singers: Who does she beat up? You! Clobberella!

25. 5ACV09: Bender’s Game part one

Philip J Fry: Let it go! Don’t let your temper get the better of –Turanga Leela: Rednecks!

26. 6ACV21: “Yo Leela Leela”

Albert: Miss Leela, I have a question.Turanga Leela: Yes, Albert?Albert: That story was bad.Turanga Leela: That’s not really a question.Albert: That wasn’t really a story.Turanga Leela: I’m sorry, kids. I’m not a natural storyteller.Turanga Leela: But I promise, I’ll make up a better story and come back again.Sally: Please don’t.

27. 6ACV07: “The Late Philip J Fry”

Turanga Leela: Fry stood me up and died? I’m so angry!Turanga Leela: I mean, I’m so sad!Turanga Leela: But I’m still pretty angry! But also sad!Turanga Leela: Can I be both?Hermes Conrad: It’s what he’d want.Turanga Leela: Then that’s what I am!

28. 3ACV14: “Time Keeps On Slippin’”

Turanga Leela: I love his boyish charm, but I hate his childishness.

29. 3ACV16: “A Leela of Her Own”

Announcer: Your attention, please. Now pitching for the Mets, Turanga Leela.Announcer: A one eyed woman.

30. 3ACV09: “The Cyber House Rules”

Turanga Leela: Fry, I just want to try dating a normal man...Turanga Leela: ...who, if you go somewhere with him, no one says he’s crummy.Turanga Leela: I think I deserve that once in life.

31. 3ACV05: “The Birdbot of Ice-catraz”

Turanga Leela: I joined Penguins Unlimited to love penguins, not to hunt them!Free Waterfall Sr: This time the two are one and the same.

32. 3ACV03: “A Tale of Two Santas”

Turanga Leela: Wait! This is what we’re running from!

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