WEEKLY WHINE
There now follows a ranking of the top 32 lines and exchanges of Futurama in the Minimal Ass Ratio Conference. The top eight items in each conference advance to the championship tournament.
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1. 7ACV02: “A Farewell to Arms”
2. 3ACV07: “The Day the Earth Stood Stupid”
3. 3ACV19: “Roswell That Ends Well”
4. 6ACV17: “Benderama”
5. 6ACV04: “Proposition Infinity”
6. 6ACV14: “The Silence of the Clamps”
7. 3ACV08: “That’s Lobstertainment!”
8. 3ACV20: “Godfellas”
9. 4ACV12: “The Sting”
10. 4ACV18: “The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings”
11. 4ACV12: “The Sting”
12. 4ACV04: “Less Than Hero”
13. 4ACV18: “The Devil’s Hands Are Idle Playthings”
14. 4ACV16: “Three Hundred Big Boys”
15. 4ACV16: “Three Hundred Big Boys”
16. 4ACV01: “Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch”
17. 4ACV16: “Three Hundred Big Boys”
18. 4ACV10: “The Why of Fry”
19. 4ACV04: “Less Than Hero”
20. 1ACV04: “Love’s Labours Lost in Space”
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21. 2ACV04: “Xmas Story”
22. 4ACV04: “Less Than Hero”
23. 4ACV17: “Spanish Fry”
24. 4ACV01: “Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch”
25. 4ACV06: “Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television”
26. 4ACV08: “Crimes of the Hot”
27. 4ACV01: “Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch”
28. 4ACV13: “Bend Her”
29. 4ACV17: “Spanish Fry”
30. 4ACV03: “Love and Rocket”
31. 5ACV02: Bender’s Big Score part two
32. 5ACV15: Into the Wild Green Yonder part three
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