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The 2023 Women’s World Cup is rapidly approaching. 32 teams will play 64 matches in two nations, all of which are records for the Women’s World Cup. Will there also be records in terms of attendance, television ratings, revenues, and player appearances on panel game shows? Only time will tell.

In the meantime, you may review our coverage of previous Women’s World Cups, including this edition of a Super Happy Assortment of GoobNet Activities Designed Exclusively for Lagged Individuals and Companions. Print them out and participate in them when you arrive in Australia or New Zealand but are sent immediately to quarantine because someone else on your aircraft was heard making loud, desperate, and increasingly nonsensical threats to the parent of a young child seated immediately behind you.