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MON 03 DEC 2018
“Therefore, theoretically, someone could decide not to wait for FIFA and to instead compute the rankings on their own.” Provide detailed instructions to Gianni Infantino regarding the proper usage of his calculator in The Greatest Draw That Drawing Has Ever Drawn.
MON 05 NOV 2018
“Let us now take this opportunity to introduce a Women’s International Timetable and Schedule for Advancing World Football and Unifying Leagues.” Deploy an angry tweet storm regarding our inability to deconflict the Olympic qualifiers and the CONMEBOL Women’s Nations League as we show you How to Clean Up the Women’s International Calendar.
MON 15 OCT 2018
“The AFC has an alarmingly low Women’s World Cup participation rate: less than half of its membership entered the 2019 qualifiers.” Remind Saudi Arabia early and often that women are footballers too in How to Qualify for the Women’s World Cup.
MON 06 JUL 2015
“Well, you’re right.” Totally see that one coming in Engage Party Year Selection Mode.
MON 29 JUN 2015
“That fact is brought to you by knowledge. Knowledge: It’s where you know stuff.” Give the false impression that you have even the barest understanding of the subject under discussion in All Answers Revealed.
MON 22 JUN 2015
“This is so not what I signed up for.” Don’t be suckered into taking care of Chuck Blazer’s cats in Interaction: Women’s World Cup Forecast.
MON 15 JUN 2015
“Fans of lot drawing should hope for England and Mexico to win, one by two goals and the other by one.” Nominate anyone other than Sepp Blatter to do the honours in The Grid.
MON 08 JUN 2015
“Clearly, some teams have separated themselves from the pack.” Know who the pack is and why your distance from it should be kept to a minimum in Insistence.
MON 08 DEC 2014
“Most likely.” Determine just how likely a 3% probability really is in Can You Beat the Draw?.
MON 18 JUL 2011
“Didn’t think we’d go that way, did you?” Determine your disappointment in our directional decisions in Commence Basking Immediately.
MON 11 JUL 2011
“How do we know that you’re not the evil twin?” Understand the beeps in Schmilblick Patrol: Gyoengyi Gaal.
MON 04 JUL 2011
“Have you any idea how inefficient that is?” Determine the optimal way to allocate people to their desired locations in Do Not Pack It With Your Knives.
MON 27 JUN 2011
“The team need only be issued with cigarettes and bérets to complete the stereotype.” Avoid getting sweat on your sweatsuit in Yes, Your Outfit Is Causing It.
MON 20 JUN 2011
“What better way to celebrate the end of the German draft?” Hope that German lager is not also ending in Rising Excitement, Falling Conscription.
MON 01 OCT 2007
“This is a classic example of a coach outthinking himself.” See why you don’t need to overanalyse the type of humour we have here in There Is Hope If You’re Flying Solo.
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