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THE GREATEST DRAW THAT DRAWING HAS EVER DRAWN

“Therefore, theoretically, someone could decide not to wait for FIFA and to instead compute the rankings on their own.” Provide detailed instructions to Gianni Infantino regarding the proper usage of his calculator in The Greatest Draw That Drawing Has Ever Drawn.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Women’s World Cup, Interactive

HOW TO CLEAN UP THE WOMEN’S INTERNATIONAL CALENDAR

“Let us now take this opportunity to introduce a Women’s International Timetable and Schedule for Advancing World Football and Unifying Leagues.” Deploy an angry tweet storm regarding our inability to deconflict the Olympic qualifiers and the CONMEBOL Women’s Nations League as we show you How to Clean Up the Women’s International Calendar.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Women’s World Cup, ITSAWFUL

HOW TO QUALIFY FOR THE WOMEN’S WORLD CUP

“The AFC has an alarmingly low Women’s World Cup participation rate: less than half of its membership entered the 2019 qualifiers.” Remind Saudi Arabia early and often that women are footballers too in How to Qualify for the Women’s World Cup.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Football, Women’s World Cup

ENGAGE PARTY YEAR SELECTION MODE

“Well, you’re right.” Totally see that one coming in Engage Party Year Selection Mode.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee

ALL ANSWERS REVEALED

“That fact is brought to you by knowledge. Knowledge: It’s where you know stuff.” Give the false impression that you have even the barest understanding of the subject under discussion in All Answers Revealed.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup

INTERACTION: WOMEN’S WORLD CUP FORECAST

“This is so not what I signed up for.” Don’t be suckered into taking care of Chuck Blazer’s cats in Interaction: Women’s World Cup Forecast.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup

THE GRID

“Fans of lot drawing should hope for England and Mexico to win, one by two goals and the other by one.” Nominate anyone other than Sepp Blatter to do the honours in The Grid.

Keywords: Knowledge, Sport, Football, Women’s World Cup

INSISTENCE

“Clearly, some teams have separated themselves from the pack.” Know who the pack is and why your distance from it should be kept to a minimum in Insistence.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup

CAN YOU BEAT THE DRAW?

“Most likely.” Determine just how likely a 3% probability really is in Can You Beat the Draw?.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Football, Women’s World Cup, Interactive

COMMENCE BASKING IMMEDIATELY

“Didn’t think we’d go that way, did you?” Determine your disappointment in our directional decisions in Commence Basking Immediately.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: GYOENGYI GAAL

“How do we know that you’re not the evil twin?” Understand the beeps in Schmilblick Patrol: Gyoengyi Gaal.

Keywords: Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Sport, Football, Women’s World Cup

DO NOT PACK IT WITH YOUR KNIVES

“Have you any idea how inefficient that is?” Determine the optimal way to allocate people to their desired locations in Do Not Pack It With Your Knives.

Keywords: Community, Sport, SHAGADELIC, Football, Women’s World Cup

YES, YOUR OUTFIT IS CAUSING IT

“The team need only be issued with cigarettes and bérets to complete the stereotype.” Avoid getting sweat on your sweatsuit in Yes, Your Outfit Is Causing It.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Sport uniforms

RISING EXCITEMENT, FALLING CONSCRIPTION

“What better way to celebrate the end of the German draft?” Hope that German lager is not also ending in Rising Excitement, Falling Conscription.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup

THERE IS HOPE IF YOU’RE FLYING SOLO

“This is a classic example of a coach outthinking himself.” See why you don’t need to overanalyse the type of humour we have here in There Is Hope If You’re Flying Solo.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Football, Women’s World Cup, Review committee

INTERACTION: WOMEN’S WORLD CUP GOALKEEPERS

“Why do we still show the postal mail address?” Show the willingness to adapt with the times in Interaction: Women’s World Cup Goalkeepers.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Interaction, Football, Women’s World Cup

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