GoobNet

GoobNet menu

GoobNet

PROUD SUPPORTER OF YOUR RIGHT TO LIVE ON TRITON

WEEKLY WHINE

Clear to everyone

We here at GoobNet are pleased to present to you this prediction of the group and elimination phases of the 2009-10 UEFA Europa League [formerly the UEFA Cup]. If any of these groups do not end up in this order at the end of the group phase, or if any of the draws do not proceed exactly as outlined here, we will punish our team of prognosticators by sending them to the Men’s World Cup, providing rental cars, and giving them directions that just happen to pass through regions with frequent HIGH CARJACKING AREA signs.

GROUP PHASE

GROUP A
1»Ajax
2»Anderlecht
3×Dinamo Zagreb
4×Timişoara
GROUP B
1»Lille
2»Genoa
3×Valencia
4×Slavia Praha
GROUP C
1»Celtic
2»Hapoel Tel Aviv
3×Rapid Wien
4×Hamburg
GROUP D
1»Sporting Portugal
2»Hertha BSC Berlin
3×Ventspils
4×Heerenveen
GROUP E
1»Fulham
2»Roma
3×Basel
4×CSKA Sofia
GROUP F
1»Galatasaray
2»Sturm Graz
3×Dinamo Bucureşti
4×Panathinaikos
GROUP G
1»Levski Sofia
2»Villarreal
3×Lazio
4×Red Bull Salzburg
GROUP H
1»Fenerbahçe
2»Steaua Bucureşti
3×Twente
4×Sheriff Tiraspol
GROUP I
1»Benfica
2»Everton
3×AEK Athens
4×BATE Borisov
GROUP J
1»Partizan Belgrade
2»Shakhtar Donetsk
3×Toulouse
4×Club Brugge
GROUP K
1»Sparta Praha
2»PSV
3×København
4×CFR Cluj
GROUP L
1»Athletic Bilbao
2»Austria Wien
3×Werder Bremen
4×Nacional da Madeira

ELIMINATION PHASE

The eight teams that finish in third place in their respective UEFA Champions League groups enter the UEFA Europa League round of 32. We predict that these eight teams [starting with the best record in their respective group] will be Lyon, Porto, Bordeaux, Dynamo Kyiv, CSKA Moskva, AZ, Sevilla, and Marseille.

In the round of 32, teams from the same country or the same group cannot be drawn against one another, and seeded teams [group winners and the top four UEFA Champions League third place teams] must play against unseeded teams with the seeded teams hosting the second leg. There are no restrictions on the draw for the round of 16 onward.

ROUND OF 32
 Sevilla
»Partizan Belgrade
 Villarreal
»Dynamo Kyiv
»Steaua Bucureşti
 Levski Sofia
 Austria Wien
»Fenerbahçe
»CSKA Moskva
 Lille
 Sturm Graz
»Sporting Portugal
 Genoa
»Ajax
»PSV
 Fulham
 AZ
»Celtic
»Hertha HSC Berlin
 Porto
 Marseille
»Galatasaray
»Everton
 Lyon
 Hapoel Tel Aviv
»Benfica
 Shakhtar Donetsk
»Athletic Bilbao
 Anderlecht
»Sparta Praha
 Roma
»Bordeaux
ROUND OF 16
 Benfica
»CSKA Moskva
»PSV
 Celtic
 Bordeaux
»Everton
 Sporting Portugal
»Partizan Belgrade
»Sparta Praha
 Dynamo Kyiv
 Steaua Bucureşti
»Galatasaray
 Hertha HSC Berlin
»Ajax
 Athletic Bilbao
»Fenerbahçe
QUARTERFINALSSEMIFINALSFINAL
 Ajax
»PSV
 PSV
»Galatasaray
¤Galatasaray
 Everton
»Galatasaray
 Partizan Belgrade
 Fenerbahçe
»Everton
»Everton
 Sparta Praha
 CSKA Moskva
»Sparta Praha

PLEASE SEND ALL INCOHERENT RANTS TO <GOOBNET‍@‍GOOBNET.NET>

© 2018 GOOBNET ENTERPRISES, INC [WHICH DOESN’T ACTUALLY EXIST HOWEVER]

THIS FILE ACCURATE AS OF: THU 06 DEC 2018 – 06:34:57 UTC · GENERATED IN 0.005 SECONDS