WEEKLY WHINE

Clear to everyone who deserves a second chance

You may recall that we here at GoobNet provided a prediction of the group and elimination phases of the 2009-10 UEFA Europa League [formerly the UEFA Cup]. You may have noticed that the group phase of the UEFA Europa League is now complete, and that many of our predictions were not correct. Although we promised to punish our team of prognosticators if something like this occurred, we have instead decided to give them a second chance to predict the results of the elimination phase. If any of these matchups do not result as shown, we will punish our team of prognosticators. Really. And you don’t even want to know what we’re going to do to them if they fuck this one up too.