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2010 Nodar Kumaritashvili Memorial GoobNet Winter Olympic Event Championship

Here are the results of the first quadrennial GoobNet Winter Olympic Event Championship, determining which medal event at the 2010 Winter Olympics best expressed the Olympic ideals. [We are of course referring to the original Olympic ideals of unity, peace, and athletic excellence, rather than the current Olympic ideals of exposure, money, and political influence.] The tournament was held in honour of Georgian luger Nodar Kumaritashvili. Hosts for this tournament were selected from amongst previous Winter Olympic hosts. The hosts for this year’s regional semifinals and finals were Innsbruck, Austria; St Moritz, Switzerland; Lake Placid, NY, USA; and Chamonix, France. The host for the final two rounds was Torino, Italy.

The tournament was competed at a very high level, as there were numerous events that could have been deserving winners. Congratulations to the champion, the men’s ice hockey tournament, for winning the Nodar Kumaritashvili Memorial Sled for the Winter Olympic Event Champion. We also extend our great thanks to all participating events and to everyone who volunteered their time and effort to make this tournament a success.

INNSBRUCK REGIONAL

NAGANO SECTIONAL

09. Women’s skeleton

04. Women’s curling

09. Women’s skeleton

06. Men’s snowboard halfpipe

01. Women’s 500m short track

16. Ice dancing

01. Women’s 500m short track

09. Women’s skeleton

08. Women’s 4×5km cross country relay

09. Women’s skeleton

04. Women’s curling

13. Women’s giant slalom skiing

04. Women’s curling

05. Women’s 5,000m long track

05. Women’s 5,000m long track

12. Men’s cross country sprint

SARAJEVO SECTIONAL

02. Men’s singles luge

06. Men’s snowboard halfpipe

02. Men’s singles luge

15. Men’s aerial skiing

02. Men’s singles luge

07. Women’s ski cross

07. Women’s ski cross

10. Women’s slalom skiing

03. Men’s 15km mass start biathlon

14. Women’s aerial skiing

03. Men’s 15km mass start biathlon

06. Men’s snowboard halfpipe

06. Men’s snowboard halfpipe

11. Women’s team long track pursuit

ST MORITZ REGIONAL

CALGARY SECTIONAL

01. Men’s 500m short track

05. Men’s 10,000m long track

01. Men’s 500m short track

06. Women’s super G skiing

01. Men’s 500m short track

16. Women’s 1,000m long track

01. Men’s 500m short track

08. Women’s team cross country sprint

08. Women’s team cross country sprint

09. Men’s 500m long track

04. Women’s 3,000m short track relay

13. Men’s snowboard cross

04. Women’s 3,000m short track relay

05. Men’s 10,000m long track

05. Men’s 10,000m long track

12. Men’s 20km individual biathlon

SAPPORO SECTIONAL

10. Two woman bobsled

06. Women’s super G skiing

02. Women’s 30km cross country

15. Men’s 1,000m short track

02. Women’s 30km cross country

10. Two woman bobsled

07. Women’s 4×6km relay biathlon

10. Two woman bobsled

03. Men’s downhill skiing

14. Men’s individual large hill ski jump

03. Men’s downhill skiing

06. Women’s super G skiing

06. Women’s super G skiing

11. Men’s team long track pursuit

LAKE PLACID REGIONAL

OSLO SECTIONAL

01. Men’s ice hockey

05. Men’s individual large hill Nordic combined

01. Men’s ice hockey

03. Women’s 12.5km mass start biathlon

01. Men’s ice hockey

16. Women’s 15km cross country pursuit

01. Men’s ice hockey

09. Women’s 500m long track

08. Men’s team cross country sprint

09. Women’s 500m long track

04. Men’s 5,000m short track relay

13. Women’s snowboard cross

04. Men’s 5,000m short track relay

05. Men’s individual large hill Nordic combined

05. Men’s individual large hill Nordic combined

12. Women’s 15km individual biathlon

SALT LAKE CITY SECTIONAL

02. Women’s ice hockey

03. Women’s 12.5km mass start biathlon

02. Women’s ice hockey

15. Women’s 1,000m short track

02. Women’s ice hockey

07. Men’s ski cross

07. Men’s ski cross

10. Men’s skeleton

03. Women’s 12.5km mass start biathlon

14. Pairs figure skating

03. Women’s 12.5km mass start biathlon

06. Women’s snowboard halfpipe

06. Women’s snowboard halfpipe

11. Men’s team large hill Nordic combined

CHAMONIX REGIONAL

GRENOBLE SECTIONAL

01. Men’s 50km cross country

04. Men’s curling

01. Men’s 50km cross country

02. Women’s singles luge

01. Men’s 50km cross country

16. Men’s 1,000m long track

01. Men’s 50km cross country

08. Women’s singles figure skating

08. Women’s singles figure skating

09. Men’s 4×10km cross country relay

04. Men’s curling

13. Men’s giant slalom skiing

04. Men’s curling

05. Four man bobsled

05. Four man bobsled

12. Women’s cross country sprint

ALBERTVILLE SECTIONAL

02. Women’s singles luge

03. Women’s downhill skiing

02. Women’s singles luge

15. Men’s 30km cross country pursuit

02. Women’s singles luge

10. Men’s doubles luge

07. Men’s 4×7.5km relay biathlon

10. Men’s doubles luge

03. Women’s downhill skiing

14. Men’s team large hill ski jump

03. Women’s downhill skiing

06. Men’s super G skiing

06. Men’s super G skiing

11. Men’s slalom skiing

TORINO FINAL ROUNDS

09. Women’s skeleton

01. Men’s 500m short track

09. Women’s skeleton

01. Men’s ice hockey

01. Men’s ice hockey

01. Men’s 50km cross country

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