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MON 26 FEB 2018
DISTRACTION
“We hope these will help you through the next 3.96 years of being forgotten about again.” Do your best to retain the knowledge that curling is in fact a sport that exists, even in the face of constant Distraction.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Winter Olympics, Review committee
MON 19 FEB 2018
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: ESTER LEDECKÁ
“I do not think you are making the most advantageous use of the limited number of queries that we have.” Maximise enjoyment and efficiency as you standardise your consumption of Schmilblick Patrol: Ester Ledecká.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Winter Olympics
MON 12 FEB 2018
THE EXISTENCE OF THE WINTER OLYMPICS
“Why do snowboards exist?” Realise that the answer is “because humans make them” in The Existence of the Winter Olympics.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Ontology, Winter Olympics
MON 15 JAN 2018
ICE AND FIRE, BUT NO SINGING
“There was no official logo, but there was a poster depicting a giant eagle attacking some bobsledders, or something.” Watch out for snakes in Ice and Fire, but No Singing.
MON 08 JAN 2018
FASTEST FINGER FEST: WINTER OLYMPIC EDITION
“From snowboarding to sliding, from curling to hockey, from alpine skiing to ski jumping to freestyle skiing to cross country skiing, this will be the world’s largest winter party.” Find out whether Olaf is invited to the Fastest Finger Fest: Winter Olympic Edition.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Game shows, Fastest Finger Fest, Winter Olympics
MON 24 FEB 2014
CHEETAHS, VIOLINS, AND SANDWICHES
“Yes, that is how international sport works.” Feel relieved that we don’t need to bring out the diagramme of Sepp Blatter’s brain in Cheetahs, Violins, and Sandwiches.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Winter Olympics, Review committee
MON 17 FEB 2014
PRESENTED BY LAZINESS
“Some people skate around in circles.” See who can get nowhere fast in Presented By Laziness.
MON 08 MAR 2010
2010 NODAR KUMARITASHVILI MEMORIAL GOOBNET WINTER OLYMPIC EVENT CHAMPIONSHIP
“The tournament was held in honour of Georgian luger Nodar Kumaritashvili.” Make your way to an important tribute in 2010 Nodar Kumaritashvili Memorial GoobNet Winter Olympic Event Championship.
Keywords: Sport, Variety, Tournament, Winter Olympics
MON 01 MAR 2010
THE CELEBRITY HALFPIPE INVITATIONAL
“I’ve shown you my Raging Beaver. Now you show me yours.” See what is happening within the Olympic Village in The Celebrity Halfpipe Invitational.
MON 15 FEB 2010
SAFETY IN LETTERS
“Did you know that every skeletoner who has ever crashed did so whilst facing forward and lying on their stomachs?” See why sports and tomatoes should both be made safer in Safety in Letters.
SUN 26 FEB 2006
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: LINDSEY JACOBELLIS
"Lindsey, were you thinking Does my board still feel the same?" Get a feel for hard things in Schmilblick Patrol: Lindsey Jacobellis.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Winter Olympics
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