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HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 2 complete

We are very pleased to present the second phase of Revision 1 of the GoobNet Highly Effective Accelerated Railway Transit for Accessing National Destinations with a Special Opportunity to Unify Locations plan. Here you will begin to notice significant differences from the original second phase. The Lake Erie Loop is no longer a separate line; instead, it is serviced by Line 71 [the new Music Crescent, which replaces Line 40] and Line 90 [the Northern Light Line, which now begins service in this phase].

We received a great many inquiries about our decision to eliminate the Lake Erie Loop. Many were under the mistaken impression that service to the Lake Erie area was to be deleted entirely. Those of you who are aware of how maps work will have noticed that the same routes are still being added in this second phase. We are just redesignating the service. It is still possible to travel between any two stations on the previous Lake Erie Loop in at most one transfer.

MAPS AND TIMETABLES

HEARTANDSOUL Phase 2 map

  • Line 5: Tijuana-Vancouver
  • Line 10: San Antonio-Miami
  • Line 10W: Los Angeles-Phoenix [includes Lines 15, 80W]
  • Line 15: Los Angeles-Las Vegas [includes Lines 10W, 80W]
  • Line 20: Jackson-Atlanta [includes Line 55]
  • Line 35: Houston-Omaha [includes Line 71S]
  • Line 55: New Orleans-Chicago [includes Line 20]
  • Line 70: Kansas City-Philadelphia
  • Line 71: Memphis-Toronto
  • Line 71S: Oklahoma City-Tulsa [includes Line 35]
  • Line 80: Omaha-Philadelphia
  • Line 80W: San Francisco-Reno [includes Lines 10W, 15]
  • Line 87: New York City-Montréal
  • Line 90: Toledo-Hamilton
  • Line 95: Washington, DC-Boston

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