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ADDING TO THE NETWORK

“Although there is such a thing as Bay Area Rapid Transit, it actually services an astonishingly small portion of the Bay Area.” See why Salinas never gets its due in Adding to the Network.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 4 COMPLETE

“So, now that our high speed rail network is complete, we urge you to take advantage of it by travelling all throughout the United States.” Take advantage of our complete high speed rail network by travelling all throughout the United States in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 4 Complete.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 3 COMPLETE

“You may, however, need your taxpayers’ permission.” See why they’re still pretty darn sad in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 3 Complete.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 2 COMPLETE

“Those of you who are aware of how maps work will have noticed that the same routes are still being added in this second phase.” Realise that the little N does not mean nowhere in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 2 Complete.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

HEARTANDSOUL REVISION 1 PHASE 1 COMPLETE

“Elon, we will be pleased to do it for you.” Determine whether we should ever be allowed near the Dragon capsule in HEARTANDSOUL Revision 1 Phase 1 Complete.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

THE CHARMS OF SHREVEPORT

“Note that peanuts are taken.” Vote for animal crackers or rice cakes in The Charms of Shreveport.

Keywords: Variety, Misfortune Cookies, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

HEARTANDSOUL PHASE 4 COMPLETE

“And with this affordable alternative to air travel, there’s really no reason not to take advantage of this special opportunity and access any destination in this nation that you’d care to.” Get all your ΔΠΔ brothers and sisters together on the Spring Break Express to HEARTANDSOUL Phase 4 Complete.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

HEARTANDSOUL PHASE 3 COMPLETE

“Many of you are here today.” Make sure that everyone woke up in time to get off at Tucson in HEARTANDSOUL Phase 3 Complete.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

HEARTANDSOUL PHASE 2 COMPLETE

“You can now access the home cities of seventeen of the nineteen Major League Soccer clubs.” Be impatient for the addition of the Rocky Mountain Cup in HEARTANDSOUL Phase 2 Complete.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

CONNECTIONS AVAILABLE DURING PHASE 1

“Dude, seriously, that LA to Vegas line cannot open soon enough.” Dude, you should totally talk to that hot chick in the next car on Connections Available During Phase 1.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

HEARTANDSOUL PHASE 1 COMPLETE

“You will see that we have plenty of system maps and timetables available.” Realise that there is no need to wait for HEARTANDSOUL Phase 1 Complete.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

SEE THE USA FROM YOUR SLEEPING BAY

“We hope we can count on your support in getting this proposal off the ground.” Determine whether Fargo, ND gets its due in See the USA From Your Sleeping Bay.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

FEEL THE NEED FOR LAZINESS

“In all, these branches would add more than 1,000 km to the total track distance.” See how it all happened on the 07:38 EDT from Boston in Feel the Need for Laziness.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, High speed rail, HEARTANDSOUL

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