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STATEMENT REGARDING THE STATUS OF THE WEEKLY WHINE

“That’s completely untrue.” Discover just how many factual errors there are in our Statement Regarding the Status of the Weekly Whine.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line, Administrivia

THE SOLUTION TO REALITY

“Taking part in these challenges will help you engage your cerebral cortex, a skill that is frequently lacking in far too many of you humans.” Make your brain hurt in The Solution to Reality.

Keywords: Propaganda, Support, SPEED, Deep Whine

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: RESULTS

“Every person in attendance clearly got his, her, or shkler money’s worth.” Imagine what happened, since we couldn’t think of it, in the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Results.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: BRACKETS

“The items have been allocated into the brackets based upon the conferences that we revealed earlier in the year.” See what dark, neutral corners your heart will lead you into next at the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Brackets.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Interactive, Futurama

INTERACTION: HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH?

“Er... pass.” Assert your Fifth Amendment privilege and avoid divulging your knowledge of Interaction: How Much Is Enough?.

Keywords: Novelty, Interaction

STUMP EDVARD ABOUT BIRDS

“My friend and I were talking about dinosaurs.” Stay away from the K-T boundary in Stump Edvard About Birds.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Science, Zoology

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: MINIMAL ASS RATIO CONFERENCE

“I don’t know you well enough to get into that.” Initiate the pointless and potentially fatal 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Minimal Ass Ratio Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: SOCIAL COMMENTARY CONFERENCE

“He’s opening our minds to new ideas! Kill him!” Insist upon the playing of the mutant anthem “Whip It” before we begin the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Social Commentary Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: SCIENTIFIC AND REFERENTIAL CONFERENCE

“The pursuit of knowledge is hopeless and eternal. Hooray!” Enroll in ETX101: Introduction to Fungineering Studies immediately to fulfill the prerequisite for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Scientific and Referential Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: PUTDOWNS AND STUPIDNESS CONFERENCE

“Magic. Got it.” Accept as yours and yours alone the terrible burden of naming the winner of the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Putdowns and Stupidness Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: PHILIP J FRY CONFERENCE

“But existing is basically all I do!” Trudge home from the Yancydome in dismay at the results of the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Philip J Fry Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: BENDER BENDING RODRIGUEZ CONFERENCE

“You know the answer, you scurvy bastard.” Recoil in horror at the thought of young people using curse words in the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Bender Bending Rodriguez Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

2019 GOOBNET FUTURAMA DIALOGUE CHAMPIONSHIP: TURANGA LEELA CONFERENCE

“I’m still seduced from before.” Knock your socks back on where they belong for the 2019 GoobNet Futurama Dialogue Championship: Turanga Leela Conference.

Keywords: Variety, Tournament, Futurama

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