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WEEKLY WHINE

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STATEMENT REGARDING THE STATUS OF THE WEEKLY WHINE

“That’s completely untrue.” Discover just how many factual errors there are in our Statement Regarding the Status of the Weekly Whine.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line, Administrivia

MILA KUNIS SACRIFICES GINA RODRIGUEZ

“Well, good for you. That’s a real great opportunity for you. Great career move.” Discover the advantages of owning a modern set of encyclopædias in Mila Kunis Sacrifices Gina Rodriguez.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line

HOT, FRESH RAISIN BREAD

“Pee Wee Herman is on assignment.” Find out why the basement of the Alamo has been closed for sixteen years in Hot, Fresh Raisin Bread.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line

FOR TETHERBALL ENTHUSIASTS

“There was a real Ichabod Crane?” Count the heads in For Tetherball Enthusiasts.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line, Debbie

97% EFFECTIVE AND 100% FUN

“The three of you are trying to escape from a postapocalyptic Los Angeles.” Find out the good part of the end of the world in 97% Effective and 100% Fun.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line

WHOSE OPENING CEREMONY IS IT ANYWAY

“We’re going to do a scene, but everything we say has to be writable, in Chinese, with a certain number of brushstrokes.” See why not everything is on the same side in Whose Opening Ceremony Is It Anyway.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Summer Olympics, Whose Line

MORE SHRIEKING

“Well, tell Jerry Springer to come out of the closet!” Take care of yourself and each other in More Shrieking.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line

PULLING OUT A MASSIVE HAIRBALL

"If you see something other than a toaster, that's how you know you're not done with the program yet." Find a way to prolong participation in Pulling Out a Massive Hairball.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line

TELEMARKETERS ON BREAK

"Are you dialing the right numbers, if you know what I mean?" Experience the virtues of subtlety in Telemarketers on Break.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line

MAGIC GUACAMOLE

"Man, I'm always the Danish tour guide leading a tour that goes horribly wrong." Repeat the circumstance of introductory anomalies in Magic Guacamole.

Keywords: Variety, Whose Line

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