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STUMP EDVARD ABOUT BIRDS

“My friend and I were talking about dinosaurs.” Stay away from the K-T boundary in Stump Edvard About Birds.

Keywords: Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Science, Zoology

ETHICAL STANDARDS OPTIONAL

“They wanted to know how groundbreaking this was, and they wanted to know what other fruits would capture the audience’s attention even more.” Realise that you really wanted to know all about passionfruits in Ethical Standards Optional.

Keywords: Support, SPLUT, Mathematics, Space, Science

NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON HONOURED AS FIRST SCIENTIST LAUREATE

“We are sure that he will be extraordinarily successful in this role.” Be prepared to follow his every move in Neil deGrasse Tyson Honoured as First Scientist Laureate.

Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Science, Scientist Laureate

VOTING FOR SCIENTIST LAUREATE NOW OPEN

“The winner will be honoured as the first ever Scientist Laureate and will leave immediately for the nineteen public appearances required of the winner.” Don’t miss a special guest appearance on Whose Line Is It Anyway in Voting for Scientist Laureate Now Open.

Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Science, Scientist Laureate

NOMINATING SESSION FOR SCIENCE POPE

“Another panellist, though, snarkily remarked, ‘When was it cool before?’” Discover that we are not in fact talking about rice sorting in Nominating Session for Science Pope.

Keywords: Propaganda, Novelty, Science, Scientist Laureate

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