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MON 04 MAR 2019
“My friend and I were talking about dinosaurs.” Stay away from the K-T boundary in Stump Edvard About Birds.
MON 17 DEC 2018
“Eratosthenes wrote the book on geography.” Realise that you totally forgot to do the assigned reading and that you will not be able to Stump Edvard About Eratosthenes.
MON 20 AUG 2018
“Have you ever met a human who eats strange things?” Put down your quinoa and kale bar, pick up your calculator, and Compute the Probability of Stumping Edvard.
MON 09 APR 2018
“And it will all happen once I obtain sufficient funding to turn my Winnebago into a spaceship in accordance with the instructions I received in a dream!” Listen to the latest herenow noizebop from Razor and the Scummettes in Stump Edvard and Win a Trip to Mars.
MON 11 DEC 2017
“I would also like to formally announce my endorsement of Wen’s description of my decision as a copout.” Stake your claim to “spineless wishy washy weaselling” in Stump Edvard Without Paying to Play.
MON 14 AUG 2017
“What the hell is a balk?” Fail to make a travesty of the game in Hurl the Sphere and Stump Edvard.
MON 01 MAY 2017
“Should I arrest them and torture them until they confess, or should I just put them in a cell until everyone forgets about them?” Realise that freedom isn’t free in Break the Internet and Stump Edvard.
MON 30 JAN 2017
“Pay no attention to the teams who are playing for their tournament lives!” Feel the love in Slovenia in Men’s World Cup Expansion: Why?.
MON 09 JAN 2017
“But at least it is going down in a blaze of colour.” Live in fear of the first ever grey v electric chartreuse game in Rush to Stump Edvard.
MON 08 AUG 2016
“It’s right there in the name.” Avoid the soylent manufacturing facilities in Stumping Edvard Takes Off.
MON 25 APR 2016
“Its design was inspired by the Eiffel Tower, then a new architectural wonder.” Raise the roof in Stump Edvard on a Tower.
MON 21 DEC 2015
“But who wouldn’t want to watch an NFL game on a 200 yard field?” Tear down that ugly eyesore of a city hall to make way for a stadium expansion so that you may Stump Edvard Regarding the NFL.
MON 24 AUG 2015
“Let us now find out about that.” Don’t answer your repeated calls for justice in Stump Edvard About About.
MON 27 APR 2015
“Also, pretty sure that’s illegal.” Read the fine print and try to Stump Edvard on the Motorway.
MON 29 DEC 2014
“Have you ever wondered what other people use for aftershave lotion?” Tax Raquel Welch in A Fishy Requisite.
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