MON 27 JUL 2009

FOCAL PLANE: SPACE INDIFFERENCE

“Holding up her iPod, she continues, ‘Like this would be my Compressed Digital Audio Playback Device, or CDAPD.’” Talk like an astronaut in Focal Plane: Space Indifference.

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane, Space

MON 11 FEB 2008

FOCAL PLANE: THE AGE OF OVERADVERTISING

“Used correctly, advertising on the Internet can help people find other sources for similar products or similar information.” Begin a futile search for GoobNet’s closest approximation in Focal Plane: The Age of Overadvertising.

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane

MON 30 JUL 2007

FOCAL PLANE: CELEBRITY SCOFFERS

“Celebrities have the ability to bring attention to important causes. Like when Kylie Minogue had breast cancer.” See what’s so great about being popular in Focal Plane: Celebrity Scoffers.

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane

SUN 19 NOV 2006

FOCAL PLANE: ASPIRING HOSTS

“This is not because of some lingering resentment toward the life lessons he dispensed on Full House, nor having been victim years ago of one of America’s Funniest Home Videos.” Uncover the depths of a nation’s feelings about Bob Saget in Focal Plane: Aspiring Hosts.

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane, Game shows

SUN 09 APR 2006

FOCAL PLANE: WANDERING WEAPONRY

"The cannon's base was then painted red, and it became a campus fixture outside Fleming Hovse, the Ali G of Caltech undergraduate houses." Receive maximum respect in Focal Plane: Wandering Weaponry.

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane

SUN 25 SEP 2005

FOCAL PLANE: MISPLACED MASCOTS

"Very good, Rick. Shall I throw it on the pyre along with Tammy's body stocking?" Meet the world's best dressed pyromaniac in Focal Plane: Misplaced Mascots.

Keywords: Computers, Novelty, Focal Plane

SUN 26 JUN 2005

FOCAL PLANE: UNUSUAL PERFORMANCES

"Painted silver head to toe, Kathleen Ghinelli delivers a masterful performance as Avisa, a female android whose programming appears to feature a random fetish generator." Expose new methods of human-cyborg relations in Focal Plane: Unusual Performances.

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane

SUN 27 JUN 2004

FOCAL PLANE: FROZEN FIGHT

"This may be the only competitive event anywhere in the world wherein the trophy presentation occurs in a hot tub." Enjoy hot water in Focal Plane: Frozen Fight.

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane, Extreme plumbing

SUN 09 NOV 2003

FOCAL PLANE: NUMERICAL APPLICATIONS

"The phrase mathematical motivational speaker may sound like an oxymoron at first." Encounter potentially misleading word combinations in Focal Plane: Numerical Applications.

Keywords: Mathematics, Novelty, Focal Plane

SUN 15 JUN 2003

FOCAL PLANE: TEXT PRESENTATION

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane

SUN 27 APR 2003

FOCAL PLANE: REMOTE UTILITIES

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane, Extreme plumbing

SUN 23 FEB 2003

FOCAL PLANE: PERSONAL AVIATION

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane

SUN 03 NOV 2002

FOCAL PLANE: SPORTING SILLINESS

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Focal Plane, Flag capturing

SUN 08 SEP 2002

FOCAL PLANE: NOCTURNAL TRANSMISSIONS

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane

SUN 23 JUN 2002

FOCAL PLANE: FOOTY INDIFFERENCE

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Focal Plane, Football, Men’s World Cup

SUN 31 MAR 2002

FOCAL PLANE: WHAZZUP ADDICTION

Keywords: Novelty, Focal Plane