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FINDING OUT WHAT THE BLOGGERS KNOW

“This Phoenix flag capturing team should set itself alight in hopes of repeating the feat.” Laugh at an image of a flaming team in Finding Out What the Bloggers Know.

Keywords: Variety, Sport, Flag capturing, ACFL

WHO WILL TAKE THE FLAGPOLE?

“If you have not yet heard Mons’s team nickname, afford yourself a giggle, and then contemplate their likely quarterfinal meeting with the Flagfinders.” View more proof that anatomy is always funny in Who Will Take the Flagpole?.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, FCU Champions League, Prediction

EXAMINING THE FCU-CL FIRST ROUND

“They should have little trouble getting past Le Havre, but awaiting them in the next round are the Darwin Mutations.” Face the fearsome freaks that flag fans fancy in Examining the FCU-CL First Round.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, FCU Champions League, Prediction

STUNTED PUBLICITY

"The Capcoms' win over the Firebirds to close the season out may have been a meaningless match, but the team seemed to play with a new sense of purpose that hadn't been in evidence before." Bring order to a chaotic world in Stunted Publicity.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL

THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN

"That changed this year, when fourth year Kyle Cumberland may have revolutionised flag capturing." Make a difference in your sport in The Girls Are Back in Town.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL

THE ROAD TO DC

"The Firebirds stole the Boston flag outside the John Hancock Building, but a disorganised Nondescripts defense incredibly was able to spot the getaway vehicle in the Ted Williams Tunnel." Organise your pursuits of key city landmarks in The Road to DC.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FLAG

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, ACFL

FOCAL PLANE: SPORTING SILLINESS

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Focal Plane, Flag capturing

REPORT FROM THE FCU CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Flag capturing, FCU Champions League

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