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STUMP EDVARD AND WIN A TRIP TO MARS

“And it will all happen once I obtain sufficient funding to turn my Winnebago into a spaceship in accordance with the instructions I received in a dream!” Listen to the latest herenow noizebop from Razor and the Scummettes in Stump Edvard and Win a Trip to Mars.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Solar system, Mars

DROP IN ON SOME PLANETS

“The moons of Jupiter are also fascinating, but nobody is currently looking at them up close.” Realise that you should totally get up off your continent and Drop In on Some Planets.

Keywords: Space, Variety, Solar system

EARTH TREATS THE SOLAR SYSTEM WITH DIGNITY

“It successfully entered Venusian orbit at the second go in 2015 using four attitude control thrusters.” If at first you don’t succeed, simply keep in mind that Earth Treats the Solar System with Dignity.

Keywords: Space, Variety, Solar system

A SEQUENCE OF THINGS THAT CAN BE SEQUENCED

“Did you expect that to happen?” Realise that you totally knew all along who the woman in white was in A Sequence of Things That Can Be Sequenced.

Keywords: Variety, Space, Interactive, Solar system

HIGH LEVEL OF INTERESTINGNESS

“This short safety video starring Gary Sinise will show you how.” Reduce your Bacon number in High Level of Interestingness.

Keywords: Space, Commmunity, Mailbox, Solar system

THE GOOBNET SOLAR SYSTEM MOON QUIZ

“So, in honour of the Universe, we thought we would give you this opportunity to measure your knowledge of it.” Ask not what your Universe can do for you in The GoobNet Solar System Moon Quiz.

Keywords: Space, Community, Solar system, Interactive

INTERACTION: PHOENIX MARS LANDER

“I hope the landing isn’t at the same time South Park is on.” Resolve all relevant conflicts of interest in Interaction: Phoenix Mars Lander.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Solar system

SORRY, ZAK

"I bet all the leadership at NASA is aliens!" Make a wager that not even William Hill would take in Sorry, Zak.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

INTERACTION: PLANETARY WARFARE

"But why should reality on the ground matter? Shouldn't reality in space be more important?" Strap in to visit reality in Interaction: Planetary Warfare.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Solar system

MUSIC OF THE SPHERES

"¡Pluto! ¡Hijo de cinturón de Kuiper!" Hit a former planet where it really hurts in Music of the Spheres.

Keywords: Space, Variety, Solar system

MRO YEAH

"This is what we call a stalemated punchline." Develop the boundaries of theoretical humour in MRO Yeah.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

BECAUSE OLD HORIZONS JUST SUCK

"Yeah, I live in the base on Cruella Peak. But I'm thinking of building a habitat on Pongo Planitia." See everything in black and white in Because Old Horizons Just Suck.

Keywords: Space, Variety, Solar system

LET'S BUILD A HOUSE THERE

"Know what GoobNet stands for? Good Option for Overbearing Bombasity, Not Enough Truth." Unleash bitter honesty in Let's Build a House There.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

TITAN STUMPS EDVARD

"I'm not sure you're addressing these questions about name origins the way the askers wanted." Experience the pride of uncertainty in Titan Stumps Edvard.

Keywords: Space, Community, Edvard, Solar system

WHERE TO FIND STUFF

"Really? I'm made of stuff too! How coincidental!" Find truth in falsity in Where to Find Stuff.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

KEEP YOUR PLANETS SAFE

"So you have to wait about 75 more synodic periods until the inferior conjunctions are at the node crossings again." Offer jargon-filled explanations of impatience in Keep Your Planets Safe.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Solar system

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