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| 373 | Sport |
| 307 | Variety |
| 246 | Support |
| 226 | Community |
| 212 | Football |
| 160 | Novelty |
| 111 | SPEED |
| 102 | Space |
| 93 | Mailbox |
| 73 | Interaction |
| 71 | Men’s World Cup |
| 69 | Interactive |
| 69 | Politics |
| 63 | Edvard |
| 62 | Propaganda |
| 58 | SPLUT |
| 49 | Computers |
| 47 | Knowledge |
| 45 | American football |
| 32 | Review committee |
| 31 | Mathematics |
| 30 | MLS |
| 30 | Stump Edvard |
| 30 | Tournament |
| 29 | Game shows |
| 29 | Schmilblick Patrol |
| 28 | Basketball |
| 25 | Prediction |
| 22 | United States |
| 21 | Focal Plane |
| 21 | Solar system |
| 21 | Women’s World Cup |
MON 19 FEB 2018
“I do not think you are making the most advantageous use of the limited number of queries that we have.” Maximise enjoyment and efficiency as you standardise your consumption of Schmilblick Patrol: Ester Ledecká.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Winter Olympics
MON 17 JUL 2017
“Hello.” Meet someone who can really make a difference in Schmilblick Patrol: Jaïr Karam.
MON 16 JAN 2017
“Why not just get a new television?” Upgrade your GoobNet experience in Schmilblick Patrol: Sandra Fruean.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Men’s World Cup
MON 07 MAR 2016
“Well, good luck with your chemicals, and keep disposing them properly.” Take care of yourself and your follicles in Schmilblick Patrol: Gianni Infantino.
MON 25 MAY 2015
“And of course, thank you to our musical guests Green Day, Avril Lavigne, and Elvis Costello for helping show us all just how much of an embarrassment Sepp Blatter really is.” Be disappointed that Adele and Norah Jones were unavailable for Schmilblick Patrol: Luís Figo.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, FIFA
MON 10 FEB 2014
“Well, I was already going to do all that anyway.” Plan your participation correctly in Schmilblick Patrol: Roger Goodell.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, American football, NFL
MON 10 DEC 2012
“You thought the stop sign guy was a gorilla?” Discover whether the Ampelmännchen was actually three roosters and a vole in Schmilblick Patrol: Michel Platini.
MON 11 JUL 2011
“How do we know that you’re not the evil twin?” Understand the beeps in Schmilblick Patrol: Gyoengyi Gaal.
Keywords: Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Sport, Football, Women’s World Cup
MON 06 JUN 2011
“We Dutch don’t take too kindly to that sort of talk about speed skating.” Be aware of which lane you should occupy in Schmilblick Patrol: Lisle Austin.
MON 08 FEB 2010
“The confederation is not responsible for providing security until the team arrives in the city in which its matches are played.” See how culpable parties rationalise their decisions in Schmilblick Patrol: Issa Hayatou.
MON 07 JUL 2008
“I didn’t know that you guys have your own Des Moines in Washington.” Experience the peculiarities of the US Pacific Northwest’s geography in Schmilblick Patrol: David Stern.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA
MON 31 MAR 2008
“I would have to say [bleep].” Don’t be afraid to say things they don’t want you to say in Schmilblick Patrol: Tom O’Connor.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball
MON 03 DEC 2007
“How does one research graffiti?” Encounter some of the world’s most pointless professions in Schmilblick Patrol: Don Garber.
MON 17 SEP 2007
“That sounds absurdly specific.” Be the first to know about a ligament in a knee in a player on a team in Schmilblick Patrol: Marcel Mathier.
MON 23 APR 2007
“Hey, that’s great! You even spelled Nederland correctly.” Don’t look a gift scarf in the mouth in Schmilblick Patrol: Urs Linsi.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Football, Women’s World Cup
MON 11 DEC 2006
“David, does your wife like the feel of your balls?” Know some things you really didn’t want to know about professional basketball in Schmilblick Patrol: David Stern.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA
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