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EVALUATION OF 30 KITS REPRESENTING 29 CITIES

“It’s Mardi Gras!” Celebrate spring break responsibly in Evaluation of 30 Kits Representing 29 Cities.

Keywords: Sport, Variety, Basketball, NBA

ON THE ORIGIN OF BRACKETS

“Oh, those sirens. Merely a precaution.” Pay no attention to those conspiracy hypotheses on Reddit in On the Origin of Brackets.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball

ADDITION OF EDITIONS

“All right! Enough! We don’t care any more! Just wear whatever you want! Leave us alone!” Get too much information in Addition of Editions.

Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Basketball, NBA, Sport uniforms

THE SOLUTION TO BASKETBALL

“At last, we have reached the long sought after utopia where the same foul results in the same penalty regardless of when during the game it occurs.” Win causality in The Solution to Basketball.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, SPEED, Basketball

STRIKES

“But sport is not a capitalist society.” Come to the conclusion that everything you know is wrong in Strikes.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Basketball, NBA

WELCOME BACK TO THE HIVE

“But for the Hornets, teal always seemed the appropriate choice.” Be pleased that they didn’t select electric mucus in Welcome Back to the Hive.

Keywords: Sport, Knowledge, Basketball, NBA

BRACKET BEFUDDLEMENT

“Is the round of 64 really the ‘second round’?” Count the seeds in Bracket Befuddlement.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball

ARRRGH!ING WITH THE NBA

“But wait! There is some concern out there.” See why you should be freaking out about the Miami Heat in ARRRGH!ing with the NBA.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball, NBA

COLLEGIATE MEN’S BASKETBALL: ARRRGH!

“The tournament then proceeds much as the present NCAA DI championship tournament, with the added benefit that we have finally eliminated those annoying ‘play in’ games.” Confront your fear of the Bulldogs of the University of North Carolina at Asheville in Collegiate Men’s Basketball: ARRRGH!.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball

VETOED TRADES STUMP EDVARD

“I cannot comment on that, as your team did not give me permission to speak with you.” See why nobody cares if we here at GoobNet are tampering in Vetoed Trades Stump Edvard.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Basketball, NBA, Stump Edvard

KEEPING UP WITH THE CLIPPERS

“Some teams have even had multiple home cities in the same season; you must find all of those cities for each team.” See if your geographic skills are good enough in Keeping Up with the Clippers.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Basketball

LOOK FORWARD TO THE BACK COLLAR

“Nobody knows quite how this came about or why this is popular all of a sudden, but it is.” Explain the unexplainable in Look Forward to the Back Collar.

Keywords: Support, SPEED, Sport, Sport uniforms, Football, MLS, Basketball, NBA, Baseball, MLB, American football, NFL

THE NBA: ARRRGH!

“This is adapted from Bill Simmons’s solution to the NBA’s Tankapalooza crisis of 2007.” See how the NBA can be made non-tanktastic again in The NBA: ARRRGH!.

Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball, NBA

MAHORN: THE PEACEMAKER

“If you deem it progress when a female player dunks, you should also deem it progress when a female player throws a punch at an opponent.” See the social implications of behaviour in women’s sports in Mahorn: The Peacemaker.

Keywords: Sport, Community, Mailbox, Basketball, WNBA

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: DAVID STERN

“I didn’t know that you guys have your own Des Moines in Washington.” Experience the peculiarities of the US Pacific Northwest’s geography in Schmilblick Patrol: David Stern.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA

SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TOM O’CONNOR

“I would have to say [bleep].” Don’t be afraid to say things they don’t want you to say in Schmilblick Patrol: Tom O’Connor.

Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball

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