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MON 26 NOV 2018
EVALUATION OF 30 KITS REPRESENTING 29 CITIES
“It’s Mardi Gras!” Celebrate spring break responsibly in Evaluation of 30 Kits Representing 29 Cities.
MON 02 APR 2018
ON THE ORIGIN OF BRACKETS
“Oh, those sirens. Merely a precaution.” Pay no attention to those conspiracy hypotheses on Reddit in On the Origin of Brackets.
MON 24 JUL 2017
ADDITION OF EDITIONS
“All right! Enough! We don’t care any more! Just wear whatever you want! Leave us alone!” Get too much information in Addition of Editions.
Keywords: Sport, Support, SPEED, Basketball, NBA, Sport uniforms
MON 13 APR 2015
THE SOLUTION TO BASKETBALL
“At last, we have reached the long sought after utopia where the same foul results in the same penalty regardless of when during the game it occurs.” Win causality in The Solution to Basketball.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, SPEED, Basketball
MON 05 MAY 2014
STRIKES
“But sport is not a capitalist society.” Come to the conclusion that everything you know is wrong in Strikes.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Novelty, Basketball, NBA
MON 27 MAY 2013
WELCOME BACK TO THE HIVE
“But for the Hornets, teal always seemed the appropriate choice.” Be pleased that they didn’t select electric mucus in Welcome Back to the Hive.
MON 25 MAR 2013
BRACKET BEFUDDLEMENT
“Is the round of 64 really the ‘second round’?” Count the seeds in Bracket Befuddlement.
MON 02 JAN 2012
ARRRGH!ING WITH THE NBA
“But wait! There is some concern out there.” See why you should be freaking out about the Miami Heat in ARRRGH!ing with the NBA.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball, NBA
MON 19 DEC 2011
COLLEGIATE MEN’S BASKETBALL: ARRRGH!
“The tournament then proceeds much as the present NCAA DI championship tournament, with the added benefit that we have finally eliminated those annoying ‘play in’ games.” Confront your fear of the Bulldogs of the University of North Carolina at Asheville in Collegiate Men’s Basketball: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball
MON 12 DEC 2011
VETOED TRADES STUMP EDVARD
“I cannot comment on that, as your team did not give me permission to speak with you.” See why nobody cares if we here at GoobNet are tampering in Vetoed Trades Stump Edvard.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Edvard, Basketball, NBA, Stump Edvard
MON 29 AUG 2011
KEEPING UP WITH THE CLIPPERS
“Some teams have even had multiple home cities in the same season; you must find all of those cities for each team.” See if your geographic skills are good enough in Keeping Up with the Clippers.
Keywords: Sport, Community, Interactive, Basketball
MON 11 APR 2011
LOOK FORWARD TO THE BACK COLLAR
“Nobody knows quite how this came about or why this is popular all of a sudden, but it is.” Explain the unexplainable in Look Forward to the Back Collar.
Keywords: Support, SPEED, Sport, Sport uniforms, Football, MLS, Basketball, NBA, Baseball, MLB, American football, NFL
MON 13 JUL 2009
THE NBA: ARRRGH!
“This is adapted from Bill Simmons’s solution to the NBA’s Tankapalooza crisis of 2007.” See how the NBA can be made non-tanktastic again in The NBA: ARRRGH!.
Keywords: Sport, Propaganda, Support, ARRRGH, Basketball, NBA
MON 28 JUL 2008
MAHORN: THE PEACEMAKER
“If you deem it progress when a female player dunks, you should also deem it progress when a female player throws a punch at an opponent.” See the social implications of behaviour in women’s sports in Mahorn: The Peacemaker.
MON 07 JUL 2008
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: DAVID STERN
“I didn’t know that you guys have your own Des Moines in Washington.” Experience the peculiarities of the US Pacific Northwest’s geography in Schmilblick Patrol: David Stern.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball, NBA
MON 31 MAR 2008
SCHMILBLICK PATROL: TOM O’CONNOR
“I would have to say [bleep].” Don’t be afraid to say things they don’t want you to say in Schmilblick Patrol: Tom O’Connor.
Keywords: Sport, Novelty, Schmilblick Patrol, Basketball
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