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MON 17 DEC 2018

## STUMP EDVARD ABOUT ERATOSTHENES

“Eratosthenes wrote the book on geography.” Realise that you totally forgot to do the assigned reading and that you will not be able to **Stump Edvard About Eratosthenes**.

Keywords: **Mathematics**, Edvard, Stump Edvard

MON 10 SEP 2018

## WAS YOUR STACK CHALLENGED?

“The GoobNet Clear the Stack Audio Challenge is coming soon.” Clear your ears and prepare for another round in **Was Your Stack Challenged?**.

MON 03 SEP 2018

## THE GOOBNET CLEAR THE STACK CHALLENGE

“The challenge continues until the stack overflows.” Watch for falling hexagons as you take **The GoobNet Clear the Stack Challenge**.

Keywords: **Mathematics**, Community, Interactive

MON 20 AUG 2018

## COMPUTE THE PROBABILITY OF STUMPING EDVARD

“Have you ever met a human who eats strange things?” Put down your quinoa and kale bar, pick up your calculator, and **Compute the Probability of Stumping Edvard**.

Keywords: **Mathematics**, Community, Edvard, Stump Edvard, Probability

MON 06 AUG 2018

## ETHICAL STANDARDS OPTIONAL

“They wanted to know how groundbreaking this was, and they wanted to know what other fruits would capture the audience’s attention even more.” Realise that you really wanted to know all about passionfruits in **Ethical Standards Optional**.

MON 31 JUL 2017

## LET US SOLVE AN UNSOLVED PROBLEM

“I wrote it in the margin of this website.” Discover that there was a reason all along for the incoherent football stuff being on the wrong side in **Let Us Solve an Unsolved Problem**.

MON 26 OCT 2015

## LET’S READ A FINITE NUMBER OF WORDS

“Done!” Receive a high five for expressing yourself in **Let’s Read a Finite Number of Words**.

MON 27 JUL 2015

## PEOPLE WHO CAN OPTIMISE DISH DEPTH

“For this work, he was awarded the National Medal of Science in 1983.” Win fabulous prizes in **People Who Can Optimise Dish Depth**.

Keywords: Knowledge, **Mathematics**

MON 25 OCT 2010

## BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING: HOW ARE YOU MULTIPLYING?

“If you figure out how to survive the integer boarding, we will ship you off to the Island of Dr Brain.” Make sure your Hint Watch is fully charged in **But Who’s Multiplying: How Are You Multiplying?**.

Keywords: **Mathematics**, Community, Mailbox, But Who’s Multiplying

MON 18 OCT 2010

## INTERACTION: BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING

“We may never know how important it is to have a news media that understands mathematics.” See why a 1:1,000,000 probability is not all that impressive in **Interaction: But Who’s Multiplying**.

Keywords: **Mathematics**, Novelty, Interaction, But Who’s Multiplying

MON 11 OCT 2010

## BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING: ROD CALCULUS

“Have you not built your abacus yet?” Disregard modernity in **But Who’s Multiplying: Rod Calculus**.

Keywords: Knowledge, **Mathematics**, But Who’s Multiplying

MON 04 OCT 2010

## BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING: PEASANT MULTIPLICATION

“The ancient Egyptians, much like GoobNet, were fans of powers of two, and so they developed a multiplication method so based.” Witness insane theories score another point in **But Who’s Multiplying: Peasant Multiplication**.

Keywords: Knowledge, **Mathematics**, But Who’s Multiplying

MON 27 SEP 2010

## BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING: LATTICE MULTIPLICATION

“So why would anyone continue to teach long multiplication, particularly when lattice multiplication has been available for such a long time?” Refuse to lose the digit carried over from the hundreds diagonal in **But Who’s Multiplying: Lattice Multiplication**.

Keywords: **Mathematics**, Knowledge, But Who’s Multiplying

MON 20 SEP 2010

## BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING: LONG MULTIPLICATION

“In this way, any pair of numbers can be multiplied in a wholly inefficient manner.” Make sure your pencils are sharpened in **But Who’s Multiplying: Long Multiplication**.

Keywords: **Mathematics**, Knowledge, But Who’s Multiplying

MON 13 SEP 2010

## BUT WHO’S MULTIPLYING

“So if you don’t feel that your multiplicative skills are up to scratch, a good estimate will still earn you something.” Find out what Larry Cedar has been up to in **But Who’s Multiplying**.

Keywords: **Mathematics**, Community, Interactive, But Who’s Multiplying

SUN 09 NOV 2003

## FOCAL PLANE: NUMERICAL APPLICATIONS

"The phrase *mathematical motivational speaker* may sound like an oxymoron at first." Encounter potentially misleading word combinations in **Focal Plane: Numerical Applications**.

Keywords: **Mathematics**, Novelty, Focal Plane

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