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INTERACTION: STS-117 STATION REBOOTING

“Is this symptomatic of an aging ISS that may not last longer than the Space Shuttle itself, or is this simply another example of the famous tech support advice, ‘Try cycling the power’?” Try jiggling the cables in Interaction: STS-117 Station Rebooting.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle, ISS

OUT OF SPACE

“We are vomiting in a gas station bathroom near Alachua, FL, USA, northwest of Gainesville.” Be loyal to GoobNet in sickness and in health in Out of Space.

Keywords: Space, Sport, Variety, Football, Italy, Space Shuttle

LAST CHANCE FOR ORBIT

"Aren't there supposed to be seven people on shuttle missions?" Apply your counting skills in Last Chance for Orbit.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle

A ROBO CHICK OF YOUR VERY OWN

"Oh, by the way Houston... surprise! I'm not Mark, I'm Scott! Ha ha ha!" Experience the shock of mistaken on-orbit identity in A Robo Chick of Your Very Own.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: STS-114 REVIEW

"I have orange nail polish! Blue lipstick! A pierced lip, for %&@*'s sake!" Don't be a sheep in Interaction: STS-114 Review.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: STS-114 EVA REVIEW

"He has the cutest little thing. He barks along with the theme music." Discover new ways to participate in television in Interaction: STS-114 EVA Review.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: STS-114 RETURN TO SPACE

"Did they think I don't know what lemur $#!+ smells like?" Take on the unpleasant realities of space travel in Interaction: STS-114 Return to Space.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: STS-114 DELAY

"An orbiter at the ISS is worth two in the VAB." Witness the meeting of Gene Kranz and Confucius in Interaction: STS-114 Delay.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: STS-114 PREVIEW

"We need a really freaking big space station, one that rotates to simulate gravity, and that has the Blue Danube playing all the time." Line up for Space Mountain Plus in Interaction: STS-114 Preview.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

WELL, IT'S ABOUT FREAKING TIME

"I'm selling STS-114 foam rubber index fingers." Make an irrelevant contribution to human society in Well, It's About Freaking Time.

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: GETTING BACK TO IT

"I mean like huge bags of cash driving up in armoured trucks to NASA headquarters." Take space travel to the bank in Interaction: Getting Back to It.

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

INTERACTION: CHARTING OUR COURSE

Keywords: Space, Novelty, Interaction, Space Shuttle

MISSED OPPORTUNITY

Keywords: Space, Propaganda, Novelty, Space Shuttle

RINGING THE BELL

Keywords: Space, Community, Mailbox, Space Shuttle, ISS

A THOUGHTFUL MESSAGE

Keywords: Space, Variety, Space Shuttle

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