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THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC ON THE SUBWAY

“Interchange to the Govan bus station.” Get off the bus in order that you may get on the train, but keep in mind that There Is No Need to Panic on the Subway.

Keywords: Variety, Transit

GET ON THE BUS, OR THE TRAIN, OR THE MONORAIL

“It would be expected to open concurrently with the automated train, currently planned for 2023 – which can’t come soon enough.” Depart for your departure in Get On the Bus, Or the Train, Or the Monorail.

Keywords: Variety, Transit

SEOUL REVERSES THE MAILBOX

“And how can we find out without having to submit an expense report that Reg would never, ever approve?” Ensure that you retain your receipts when Seoul Reverses the Mailbox.

Keywords: Community, Mailbox, Transit, Reverse Mailbox

STILL NO PURPLE

“Provides access to the Botanic Garden, NASA, and Voice of America.” Tune in to Radio Free Universe in Still No Purple.

Keywords: Variety, Transit

JOIN THE JOYOUS METRO CONQUERORS

“This is the shortest line and was never actually built.” Find out when a subway is not a subway in Join the Joyous Metro Conquerors.

Keywords: Variety, Transit

SEMICOLON TRAIN REMAINS INACTIVE

“Want to visit City Hall, Grand Central, and Pelham Bay Park?” Determine whether you should get off at Spring St in Semicolon Train Remains Inactive.

Keywords: Variety, Transit

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